Chapter 2
"Stewie, wake up. Stewie?" Lois said sweetly.
"Blast woman! I thought you were dead!" Stewie jumped on Lois and grabbed her neck tightly.
"Did someone have a bad dream?" Lois questioned. Stewie tightened his grip.
"No woman, you died, it was a good dream." Brian walked into the room drunk.
"Awwwww, you're giving her a-,"
"Throat hug!" Stewie yelled.
"Come on honey," Lois said, "it's breakfast time."
10 minutes later
"You fowl woman, you call this food!" Stewie complained. "Well I call it poo." Peter ran in the room.
"Honey, I have the greatest news!"
"What Peter?"
"I got the last 800 tickets to the Ashlee Simpson concert!"
"That's great honey, but how could you afford that?"
"They only cost me one valuable thing."
FLASHBACK
Peter was checking the mail when he came across a letter from a J.A.C.K.A.S.S. Justice Assistance Corporates Keeping All Siblings Safe. It was for mail for Meg. She won't mind if I take a little peek. Peter opened it and it had 3 boxes. One said Check here if you are being abused, Check here if you would like to be taken away, Check here to see Ms. Simpson all expenses paid. "Holy cow! This is frickin' sweet! I've got tickets to see the Ashlee Simpson concert for free!" The fine print said it would cost you one object from your house.
END FLASHBACK
Suddenly, men in black came and snatched Meg and took her away.
"At least they didn't take anything important," Peter stated.
A tube filled with hydrochloric acid flew over Lois's head as she bent down to pick up a fork.
"Blast!" yelled Stewie, and then he finished eating his Cheerios.