Hey I'm back!
The last couple of days were quite hectic, but this week it's mid term, so I'm hoping to have at least four chapters out by next week.
I spent three days in a complete author's block, so I was of no use there! I also spent the last few days at the stables, I even went straight after school, so I found absolutely no time, but on Sunday i have this huge Irish dancing competition (if I win this I'll be going to the world championships) and I might be able to write there. (Once, I was waiting for three hours for the results!)
And a few people were a bit confused by my last chapter, let me explain, it wasn't my idea, I was discussing a book with my friends, and one of them went 'hey, imagine that they're gay and they get lost in a ghost town' and the light lit up. (Like in cartoons when the little light bulb appears!) So I used it.
Also, if anyone has any brilliant idea for a chapter, please tell me and I'll write it and dedicate it to you!
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Oh and I've got Ozone's song in my head, dose anyone know what language it is in? 'Cos it is really annoying! I like it but I find it really annoying. (Doesn't everyone!)
Warnings: AU, slash (FrancisOMC)
Summery: see chapter one.
Disclaimer: see chapter one.
A/N: does anyone know where the family lives?! Please tell me if you do!
Chapter two. Meet the parents.
We took the bus from the airport. No adventures there thank god, but sometimes adventure helps the time go by. Although, I spent five hours in a plane with these airhostesses, whose tops were like four sizes too small, which kept pushing their cleavage into my face 'accidentally'. I think they're paid to do that. I didn't have the heart to tell them that I was gay. Betcha Reese would have loved it though… horny bastard.
As we entered the family's neighbourhood, I was gradually regretting my call home. Then I wondered what state the house would be in when we get there. Lois never bothers to clean up whenever I come home, and even though I've been going out with rob for six months now, I still feel a bit ashamed at my own living environment.
The first thing I notice is that the garden was covered with junk. Nothing unusual there… my brothers have always been useless when it comes to cleaning. Although I had to grin when I remember what I myself used to do whenever it was a clean up day, I would either hide everything in the closet or under the bed. Once I flushed some of my stuff down the toilet… as you can guess my mom wasn't very happy.
I hesitated before I rang the doorbell, just relishing the peace before my mom finds out about me. Rob was grinning at my hesitation.
"Are you really that afraid of your mother?" he asked me. I stared at him in disbelief. Afraid barley covers it.
"Not so much afraid as absolutely terrified" I said
"That bad, huh?"
"You have no idea"
Rob kissed me briefly on the lips for reassurance and I rang the doorbell. The first thing I heard was a loud crash and Lois screaming. I closed my eyes and hoped for the best.
Malcolm opened the door. He was covered in jam.
"Hey Malcolm, did I come at a bad time"
"You always come at a bad time!" he said happily. I was glad that at least one person was happy to see me.
The next thing I knew I was receiving a very sticky jammy hug. I must have made a face because i heard Rob laughing behind me.
"Who's he?" Malcolm asked letting go at me to look at Rob. How polite. I looked down at myself; I was covered in jam as well. I'm so going to get him for that.
"Malcolm, meet Rob…" I said. Malcolm shook Rob's hand. "… My boyfriend"
There, out and straight to the point. My family was never known for it's subtly. Malcolm just stared at me then at Rob and back to me. And then he laughed.
"Oh, great joke Francis!" he laughed. Ok, this is going to be harder than I thought. But when he saw that we weren't laughing he stopped.
"You're serious, aren't you?" he asked.
"Yes" I said putting my arm around Rob's waist.
Malcolm just stared at us for the longest time.
"Malcolm, shut the door, you're letting in a draft!" I heard Lois yell.
"Mom, Francis is here," he said still staring at us.
I heard her walking, no thundering to the door. She stopped when she saw me and adopted this huge smile that told me that she had something against me. I mentally shuddered.
"Hi, Francis, how much do you want?" she asked. Typical mom.
"Er… I'm just visiting mom."
"Isn't that nice and who is this?" she asked looking at Rob. I opened my mouth to say something when Malcolm blurted out.
"He's Francis' boyfriend!" and, realising what he said, clamped his hands over his mouth. Lois looked at me in disbelief; I nodded to tell her that it's true.
"What!" if I wasn't the one she was staring at, I would have found this funny, but sadly it's not someone else.
"Er, hi Mrs. Wilkerson" (I think that's the second name, tell me if I'm wrong) Rob said, breaking the silence. He held out his hand for her to shake. She stared at him first as if assessing him, and to my relief, she smiled and shook his hand. I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding, glad that she accepted him.
"Well, you best come in then" she said, and she turned briskly around and went to the kitchen. I gave Rob an 'I told you so' sort of look, he just raised one eyebrow.
Well that's the chapter done, it might be a bit short, but I wanted to end it like that.
Hipa: I hope you liked this chapter; I wasn't really sure how to go about it. I'm, glad you like this though, keep reading!
Pyro Dragon 117: it was a freaky chapter, but I'm really happy that you like this so much! Please keep reading, and I hope you enjoy this.
Matilda: I got my chapter title from your review! Thanks, and keep reading!
PlainTosee: I always appreciate another writer's opinion, and personally I think the last chapter was a bit shit as well, this is my first fic with a OMC in it, so I'm not exactly sure how to work the character into the fic, but I hope I will soon get it right! And I didn't mean to have the character perfect; I just combined a couple of my friends into the character when I thought of him!
Kitty-Black-Heart: this was a bit of a wait for an update, but I hope you liked this chapter, and I hope you continue reading!
Ndonlover8: that was the reason I wrote this, I just wanted to read a nice MitM slash fic, but I found none, and there was almost no fics with fancies, or even a Francis Piama fic! Anyway, I hope you liked this. And keep reading!
Anna Lavendel: I only received your e-mail two days ago, my sister changed my password, so I had to beat the new one out of her (how she got my old one I don't know) I'm so glad that you like this and I hope this chapter meets your expectations. There will be more on Lois and the whole my-first-born-is-gay issue! And Francis slash stories are hard to come by, that is why I wrote this. But because this has never been done before, I hope this meets everyone's expectations. I had a better chapter wrote out than this, but I wrote it at the stables and naturally one of the horses thought it was food and ate it! Anyway, I hope you will continue reading!