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A/N: and I think kittens are adorable, lets go find some!
Gippal POV
Gippal went on a hiking adventure to find his one true love, Yuffie! When he found her in a disco lounge he was horrified to learn that she was already married to Reno, so he decided to cut his loses and go sail boats with that annoying mouse Stuart Little.
Rikku pov
Rikku and Tidus were having fun playing sand art and eating doughnuts. They even were finger painting. Yuna had died her hair purple and started dating Baralai, but they were struck by lighting at Burger King and died with no harps. So Rikku decided to go buy some more jelly and pay a tribute to Yuna.
Yuffie POV
I wish I had waited to marry Reno and just waited for Gippal.
Yuffie got a job working at a car wash and she sadly got run over by Nooj who was distracted because Leblanc was yelling at him on his cell phone, which was green. He hoped his insurance would cover it.
Then Reno put a bomb in Leblanc and Nooj's house and they died. Reno then died of guilt. They now roller skate together forever in the heavens.
A/N: and you thought flowers were wacky.