Disclaimer: (dancing around crazily) I looooooooooove Study Leave!
Thanks to:
Twister91: Ichigo: Well... he was gonna do this (lets go of Otto and watches him mangle Jet wide eyed) oh my! (Turns to Antauri) Y-you wouldn't do that to me, would you?
Antauri: Of course not! (Holds her close) I love you!
Ichigo: (blushes and goes watery eyed) Oh Antauri!
(Cue massive make out session until Beastfire's muse attacks them)
Dekamonkey: Hey there, 'male muse'! LOL, if you think of anymore ideas just tell me!
A Fan of Romance: Hehe, me love fluff! (Starts singing the fluff song and dancing around)
Monkey team: (shrugs and joins in)
Crystal sapphire: Gibson: (looks confused) It wasn't yoghurt though.
Ichigo: What was it then?
Gibson: (blushes) it was... um... ohlookatthetimeIgottagobye! (Runs like crazy)
Ichigo: (blinks)
Novafangirl: Ichigo: I don't know! No one will tell me! (Starts crying) I wanna know!
Antauri: When you're older, dear.
Ichigo: (pouts) not fair...
Beastfire: WF: Excellent! Then you can tell these guys! (Pushes Ivy in front of Novafangirl, Ichigo and various other naïve people, then runs) Good Luck!
SparxGirl: Ichigo: Oh, you guys will tell her (points at SparxGirl) but not me!
Antauri: It's because we want to keep you innocent for as long as possible! Okay?
Ichigo: (sits in a corner and sulks) Humph!
Antauri: (sighs) Guess not.
4Evermonkeyfan: WF: Phew! (Wipes forehead) Glad I got that right!
Ichigo: Relationship? What relationship?
WF: It doesn't matter, Ichigo!
Ichigo: Yes it does! Cos Ryou's g... (Gets mouth covered)
WF: Shhhhhhhh!
Anonymous But Interested: Antauri: (gets pushed out to answer as WF is being attacked by a cranky Ichigo) Umm... well. (Gets stage fright and freezes up) Um...
Nova: (sighs) He means thank you! (Picks up frozen Antauri and walks off)
WF: Whoa! That took up nearly a whole page!
Ichigo: (still pouting) Never mind, let's get this fic rolling!
Pamper Day! (With Twister91's OC Jet in it!)
It was a quiet day in Shugazoom, which was unusual since there was usually something trying to destroy the planet. Oh well, we'll go with it.
Jet and Ichigo were sitting in the main room of the Super Robot; Jet was plotting her latest way to get back at Ivy for getting rid of her cinnamon buns (see? I do read other's stories! Hope you don't mind that I mentioned Ivy, Beastfire!) and Ichigo was reading her newest Tokyo Mew Mew manga. It was rather peaceful until,
"I can't stand him!" Nova burst into the main room, scaring Ichigo so much that she shot up to the ceiling and stayed there. Jet, who was much more used to sudden outbursts, merely looked up at the panting yellow monkey,
"Who?" she asked, having a good idea who it was,
"Who do you think? Sprx!" she stomped into the room and sat down in her chair, "Honestly, that monkey can't seem to stop thinking of 'expanding the team' as he puts it. Which is code for wanting to do me seven different ways in one night!" she ranted on about how Sprx's perverted mind was getting on her nerves and the various ways she'd 'solve' this little problem. Most involved neutering the red monkey and none too gently.
Jet sighed and looked up at Ichigo, who was cautiously floating back down to the floor,
'Can you believe these two?' she thought in Ichigo's direction, knowing she would hear her; Ichigo's heart gem glowed as she replied.
'I know; it seems that the longer they're together the more they grate each other's nerves' she sighed mentally and physically. Jet looked thoughtful before she 'spoke' again
'They need a break from each other, so they can see how much they really love each other...'
'How about a Pamper Day?' suggested Ichigo, Jet raised an eyebrow,
'Pamper Day? Nova? I don't see that ever happening!' Jet snorted slightly
'Well, what else is there?' asked Ichigo, looking slightly desperate as Nova continued to rant about how annoying Sprx was. Jet thought about it hard, but she came up with nothing. Plus, she kinda liked the thought of being pampered herself; she imagined having two buff Latino male masseuses rubbing her back and shoulders, whilst another was serving her ice-cold smoothies and another gave her a pedicure, she purred slightly in delight.
'I take it you agree to it then?' came Ichigo's amused sounding voice in her mind, snapping Jet out of her little fantasy, she blushed a little and smiled up at the white monkey floating over head,
'Sure'
"Hey, Nova" started Jet, cutting off Nova's rant parade, the yellow monkey glared at her and Ichigo worried for Jet's well-being, "we were wondering if you wanted to join us on our little Pamper Day today? Y'know, get away from all your worries for a while!" Nova thought about it,
"Hmm... well..." she said, pondering.
Later,
"You're going on a what?" asked Antauri as he watched Ichigo search for her purse. She sighed but didn't stop searching,
"A Pamper Day, Antauri. It's where girls get together and go to a beauty salon. We can get massages, facials, manicures and pedicures, there's even a gym and sports court!"
"And how will this be beneficial?" asked Gibson from the doorway, Ichigo looked back at him and thought of how to phrase it in a way he'd except.
"It's for relaxation! Y'know, so we'll be at our best to fight next time" she noticed that Gibson didn't seem to believe this reason, "and to get Nova away from Sprx. If you hadn't noticed, those two seem to be at each other's throats again" Antauri nodded his agreement to this reason and smiled at her,
"Yes, perhaps this 'Pamper Day' will help give them time to cool them off. Alright, go but be careful. If anything strange happens, contact us immediately!" Antauri warned, Ichigo gave him a 'don't worry' look and Antauri hugged her close, "I love you" he murmured in her ear. Ichigo giggled slightly and kissed him affectionately. They then heard a loud smack and an 'Ow',
"Why can't you ever be that romantic?" demanded a crabby Nova glaring at Sprx, who was holding his head in pain,
"Because you aren't a baby and you can take of yourself!" he said, still rubbing his head.
"I am not a baby!" Ichigo complained, pouting and crossing her arms.
"Of course you are!" teased Jet, squeezing past Nova and Sprx into the bedroom, she ran up and pinched Ichigo's cheek, "you're our cute little baby monkey!" she patted the smaller monkey on the head and got a smack return. She laughed quietly and composed herself, "Well, let's get going girls! Relaxation awaits!" she grabbed Ichigo's hand and pulled her along, grabbing Nova on her way too.
The rest of the team watched as all the female members of their team walked off to this 'beauty salon'. Antauri crossed his arms and looked thoughtful,
"I'm still not sure that I want Ichigo going off with them alone. She's still easily influenced" he looked out doubtfully at the small dots that were the girls. Otto looked taken aback,
"Jet wouldn't try and make her do anything bad!" he complained, Antauri looked over at him,
"I know, but she might 'suggest' certain ideas. And, Nova might help reinforce those ideas" he argued, Otto still looked confused. Sprx grabbed the monkey and whispered in his ear,
"Oh. Oh! You mean Jet might suggest to Ichigo to do... that?" he felt his cheeks flush a little, Antauri nodded glumly. Then, Sprx decided to pipe up,
"Why don't you admit it, Antauri? You just want to see what this 'beauty salon' is and you don't want to admit it!" he accused, pointing at the black monkey. Antauri choked slightly and shook his head rapidly,
"No no no! It isn't that at all! I'm just... worried for Ichigo's innocent mind being corrupted, after all; the whole of Shugazoom can probably hear what you guys do every night!" he accused and sighed in relief as Sprx and Otto blushed and looked away. He thought he'd managed to get off the topic, but it seemed Sprx was relentless,
"Hey! You're trying to change the subject! Admit it, you want to see what this 'beauty salon' is, don't you?" Antauri sweated slightly as the others closed in on him.
"I... I..." he sighed and hung his head in defeat, "yes..."
"Then let's go!" cheered Otto, and they all flew over to the beauty salon.
Ichigo purred happily as the masseuse rubbed her shoulders and between her wings,
"This is heaven" she moaned, looking over at Jet. Jet was getting a pedicure and had a face mask on,
"Yeah..." she whispered, enjoying every second of it. Ichigo looked over her shoulder and saw Nova getting her fur brushed by an assistant and seemed pretty into it.
They were so relaxed that they didn't notice the shadowy forms looking down on them from the skylight and three jealous pairs of eyes watched as the male assistants soothed their girlfriends,
"Look at that prissy mama's boy; he thinks he's so great just because he's lulled Nova into a false sense of security!" growled Sprx, glaring down at the unsuspecting assistant who was brushing Nova.
"Yes, and that one with his hands all over Ichigo, he must of hypnotised her! There's no way she'd allow anyone other than me stroke her like that!" Antauri got out his razor claws ready.
"Yeah, I bet; they're gonna make' em fall asleep then, whilst they're sleeping, they'll get rid of' em! I'll bet they're working for Skeleton King!" concluded Otto. They gasped in unison and stared down in shock at the smiling assistants.
"We must intervene and save them before any harm can come to our girlfriends!" said Antauri heroically and was about to dive in, when he heard a tutt behind him. The trio looked back at the fourth, more reluctant member of their little spy mission.
"Don't you think you're all being a tad hasty?" Gibson asked, raising an eyebrow at them, Antauri turned to face him,
"I would rather have them safe now, then wished we had saved them when it's too late" Antauri replied, crossing his arms to prove his stubbornness. Gibson smacked his forehead,
"You're all behaving childish! Those humans are assistants, not evil minions! They have been hired to do these jobs by other humans!" Gibson pointed down at said humans whilst he said this. Sprx looked unimpressed,
"And since when have you been the expert on girly things?" he asked sceptically, Gibson folded his arms and stuck his nose in the air,
"Since I researched into it before we came out" he replied, Sprx snorted slightly,
"Which is another way of saying you're gay" Sprx grinned as Gibson facevaulted.
"What? Why on earth would you think that?" he asked, fur bristling with indignation, Sprx grinned wider,
"Cos you've probably looked up about beauty salons for yourself!" he teased, "And you're the only person without a girlfriend" he watched as Gibson flushed with anger.
"Why of all the nerve... alright then! Fine, do what you will! I'm leaving you three stooges and your insulting ways, before I get dragged into this!" and with that he flew off and rushed back to the Super Robot. The three monkeys left watched as the vapour trail left behind slowly vanished.
"Y'know" started Otto, turning to look at Sprx, "that wasn't very nice, besides we know Gibson ain't gay!"
"Indeed, your judgement of other's sexuality is quite poor. And saying such hurtful things to team mates is not wise" criticised Antauri, turning to look at Sprx as well. Sprx just grinned widely at them,
"Yeah, but it was the only way to get him to stop bugging us! C'mon the guy is a complete fun- sucker, he's even worse than you Antauri. Heh no offence" Sprx explained, Antauri smiled slightly.
"You'll find I can quite fun loving when I want. But let's get back to the matter at hand..." he trailed off when he saw that the girls and the assistants were no longer in the room.
"They're gone?" asked Otto in disbelief, squashing his face against the glass.
"We have to find them, and fast!" exclaimed Antauri, dropping down into the room. The other two followed and they looked around the room,
"Which way?" asked Sprx, Antauri closed his eyes and used the Power Primate to locate them.
"This way" he said, before taking off down a corridor.
Ichigo panted slightly as she sweated. The three of them had been led into the sauna and were currently laying along the benches.
"This is great! We should've done this sooner!" exclaimed Nova, Jet murmured in agreement and even Ichigo smiled at all the pampering they'd had. But, a thought just struck her,
"But, don't you feel slightly bad about leaving out the others?" she asked guiltily, Nova snorted quietly and Jet laughed loudly
"No way! They're boys; they couldn't possibly understand the luxury of being pampered! Besides, can you imagine Antauri having a face mask on and getting a pedicure?" she asked laughing. Ichigo imagined what that would look like and burst out laughing too. Soon, the girls were in stitches as they described the boys in various forms of beauty therapy,
"Gibson getting a foot massage!" cried Jet and there was more laughter,
"With cucumber slices on his eyes!" added Ichigo causing them to laugh louder,
"And curlers in his fur!" giggled Nova and soon they were rolling on the floor, helpless.
"D-did you hear that?" asked Otto, hearing the girls' laughter and mistaking it for cries of pain, "we're too late! They're already being tortured!"
"It's never too late!" cried Antauri, slashing at the door to the female sauna and jumping in, the other followed suit.
"Have no fear, girls! We're here to save...you?" Antauri stopped and gawked at the room full of towel clad human girls. The monkeys blushed and Sprx decided to take over,
"Hey ladies! Sorry about that, no hard feelings, huh? Hehe..." they blanched as the girls glared and came at them. They backed up and hit something. They turned around and were confronted by a massive woman; she grinned evilly and cracked her knuckles.
Ichigo stretched, happily, as they walked, or hovered in Ichigo's case, along the high street back to the Super Robot,
"Man, that was great!" she exclaimed flying ahead, the others nodding in agreement.
"We should really do that again soon!" agreed Jet, putting her hands behind her head. Nova beamed happily and started humming,
"I have to admit though; I'm glad that I'm going back. I kinda miss Antauri" confessed Ichigo, blushing slightly,
"Yeah, it'll be good to see Otto and maybe give him a little 'something' for being such a good boy!" she laughed and winked at the other two. Nova grinned understandingly in response whilst Ichigo looked politely confused. She dismissed it and turned to Nova,
"What about you, Nova? Did you miss Sprx at all?" she asked, the yellow monkey looked thoughtful and smiled,
"Yeah... I guess I did" she confessed, blushing slightly.
"Yay!" cried Ichigo, doing a back flip in the air, "Glad to hear it!"
They entered the Super Robot but were amazed to find only Chiro and Gibson present; they looked around but couldn't see their boyfriends anywhere.
"Where are the others?" asked Ichigo, Gibson growled in response and Ichigo flew off in fright. She hid behind Jet, who came forwards and glared at him,
"Well? Where are they?" she demanded, glaring at him. He mumbled again and stormed off, leaving behind three very confused monkeys.
Just as Nova was about to go and teach Gibson some manners, three beaten, bruised and very messy monkeys collapsed into the room,
"Antauri!" cried Ichigo flying towards them and pulling Antauri into her arms, "oh Honey, what happened?" she hugged him close and petted his bruised cheek. Jet and Nova ran up too,
"What the heck happened to you?" asked Nova, looking over Sprx's wounds. Jet picked up Otto, who cuddled up in her arms, and was too shocked for words.
"Ichigo? Is that you?" asked Antauri hoarsely, opening his eyes blearily, Ichigo hugged him and smiled at him,
"Yes, Antauri. I'm here for you" she whispered, his eyes opened wide and he suddenly pulled Ichigo into a deep and passionate kiss.
"Oh my angel! I thought I'd lost you forever!" he cried, nuzzling Ichigo's chest.
"What?" the girls cried in unison,
"Antauri... she only came with us to a beauty salon! That's not really life threatening!" remarked Jet, eyeing the second in command critically.
"But the evil minions could've gotten you!" complained Otto, clinging onto Jet like there was no tomorrow. The three female monkeys were now matching with wide eyed, shocked expressions on their faces,
"What the heck is going on?" demanded Nova, glaring down at her boyfriend, who was still holding onto her. Sprx stood up slowly and stroked her face,
"Let's put it this way" he replied and kissed her before continuing, "please don't go to any more salons any time soon!"
Wow, that's the most I've ever written ever!
Ichigo: Yeah... it's amazing
Sprx: I can't believe you guys talked me into that!
Antauri and Otto: Us? Why you... (Jump Sprx)
(Cue massive dust cloud fight)
WF: (sweat drops) Review people, please!