Open on Joey sitting in the chair holding Emma to his side. He is playing his video game again, this time teaching her about the game. She is just staring blankly at the screen and then occasionally looks at Joey and then back at the screen.

Joey: And this is to take people out of the game so you can win.

We see the screen as his little racer shoots an item at another character in front of him as they fly off the screen. Emma laughs a little bit.

Joey: Yeah and that is what we do to that stupid bird. You know why? No? Well because that bird causes me problems all the time.

This time on the screen we see his racer get taken out and the same bird races past him. Emma laughs as the bird makes a cute noise and then races off.

Joey: NO NO NO! Emma, we hate that bird. That bird is a menace to society and to all his bird kind. Except for Hugsy. Even though it is a penguin and so is Hugsy. But don't ever say that in front of him. He gave me a mean look earlier.

Ross comes walking in to the apartment and opens the fridge.

Ross: Hey do you still have some of the beer I brought over last night.

Joey: You mean that sweet stuff?

Ross: Yeah, I could really use a beer after that game.

Joey: Ross, how many times do I have to tell you that it isn't real beer. It's cheerleader beer.

Ross: I know, but I still like the stuff.

Joey: So is the game over?

Ross: No, Ivana…I mean Monica put a damper on me and then all of a sudden, Chandler just took over the game and completely wiped me and Pheobe out of the game.

Joey: How, he's cheap.

Ross: I don't know, but he just made a killing.

Pheobe enters and grabs the "cheerleader beer" from Ross and starts to drink it.

Ross: Hey!

Pheobe: Oh lighten up Donald, there's plenty more where that came from.

Joey: Yeah a whole 9 more. I ain't touchin' them.

Pheobe: Oh look at that little bird in the cart. That is so cute. Oh look at that, you just took him out. NO! YOU MURDERER!

Joey: He deserves it.

Ross: Oh by the way, I really appreciate you teaching my daughter about video games and violence.

Joey: Oh and teaching her how dinosaurs eat each other and there own kind isn't violent.

Ross: They didn't eat there own kind and when they did it was only because they could tell that there was a defect in the genes. It's a scientifical…

Joey: BLAH BLAH BLAH! NO SMART TALK!

Emma starts to cry a little bit and Ross comes over and picks her up and gives Joey a nasty look.

Joey: Now look at what you did. Not only did you make her cry, but you made me lose to that stupid bird!

Pheobe: Serves you right. GO LITTLE BIRDY, GO!

Cut to: Monica and Chandler still playing Monopoly. Chandler as we can tell is in dire need of help. Almost all of the property's on the board are owned by Monica. He has only a few spaces left on the board that are his and not enough to keep him from going out.

Monica: You ready to lose all of your money buster?

Chandler: Didn't we play this game already with the wedding?

Monica: Yes and if you keep it, you will lose even more in the divorce.

Chandler: Hey did you talk to Ross for Rachael yet?

Monica: (rolling dice) no, I thought you were going to?

Chandler: No, she didn't ask me, she asked you, remember?

Monica: How can I remember when I'm about to kick your butt.

Rachael comes walking in the door. She is on her lunch break. She is walking extremely slow and is angry about something.

Rachael: Oh I hate my job

Nobody answers her and she walks a little closer to the two of them.

Rachael: Oh…I hate my job.

Nothing happens again as she walks over and sits down on the chair and begins to sigh and say it again.

Rachael: I said…I hate my…

Monica and Chandler: We know. You hate your job.

Rachael: Well, I was only saying.

Chandler: How many times a day do you tell us you hate your job when you come home for lunch.

Rachael: Not all the time.

Monica: Everyday. Ha, Community Chest. Get ready to pay up buster.

Rachael: It's just that, well, I just hate it.

Chandler: I hate my job and you don't see me complaining.

Rachael: Cause you don't do anything.

Chandler: Still, I hate it.

Monica grabs her card and begins to read it. Her face goes from joy to anger and sadness as she begins to read aloud.

Monica: Pay for Repairs. 50 dollars per house and 100 per hotel.

Chandler: Oh ho! Looks like the tables have turned. Want me to wait while you count your money?

Monica: Its ok, I can do this! I will have enough! Please tell me I have enough!

Rachael: Chandler, did you guys talk to Ross yet?

Chandler: No, I thought you wanted Monica to do it.

Rachael: No, I asked you guys to do it after Joey didn't.

Monica: That's your problem right there. If you ask Joey to do something it better involve sandwiches and hot women in the deal or else you wont get anything out of him. 200, 300….

Rachael: Please will you talk to him about it?

Chandler: Why don't you just tell him that she want's to watch her grandchild. Judy is always happy to watch Emma anyway.

Rachael: That's because she is halfway tipsy when she offers.

Monica: Not all the time. Wait, when isn't my mother on the sauce.

Chandler: Not answering that one, fear of divorce still looming over head.

Monica: Smart move.

Rachael: I don't get mad at that because she has been around them more. Ross doesn't really trust my mother and she doesn't really like Ross that much.

Chandler: Just ask him yourself. He shouldn't get mad. If he does, just do it anyway.

Rachael: Yeah I guess I could. Does Joey still have Die Hard?

Chandler: Are you kidding me? He probably hasn't turned it back in for at least a month or two.

Rachael: Ok perfect. You three go and watch Die Hard when the game is over and I will tell him while you are watching it and he won't care.

Monica: Umm, Chandler?

Chandler: Yes?

Monica: Can I take a loan from the bank?

Chandler: Oh whats the matter Ivana, Donald not here to help you out?

Monica: Yeah….

Chandler: How much do you need?

Monica: about 10.

Chandler: 10? That's it?

Monica: 10,000.

Chandler: Sorry, Ivana. But the Trumpster closed his account about 20 minutes ago.

Rachael: Now you're calling them that? No wonder Joey doesn't like playing with them. Seriously, you two weird me out sometimes.

Rachael leaves the room as Monica calls back to her.

Monica: At least I didn't sleep with my brother and get pregnant before my wedding.

Chandler: You did not just say that.