Open on Monica's apartment. Monica and Pheobe are putting away the game and the boys are watching Die Hard. They are hooting and hollering like they always do when they watch the movie. Ross is still drinking his cheerleader beer and Chandler is drinking one too. Joey is sitting with a six pack at his feet and a pizza on his lap. Monica is still angry after losing to Chandler and Pheobe is playing with the little pieces.
Pheobe: (playing with puppy) Well hewwo there Mr. Thimble. Do you need a shower today? Oh I do, I do! Just a second Race Car, I will get to you next.
Monica snatches them up and places them back in the box and Pheobe is appalled at the motion but just shrugs it off.
Pheobe: Looks like someone's a little mad that they lost at there favorite game.
MonIca: Pheobe, do you like your hands?
Pheobe: Oh yes, very much so.
Monica: Then I would suggest that you keep quiet.
Pheobe: Yikes. Chandler you didn't tell me what a mean person she is when its that time of the month.
Chandler: I'm not listening. Die Hard.
Joey: Is she really that way?
Chandler: Yes, but for fear of divorce looming, I am keeping all comments about Monica to I love you.
Ross: Good Idea.
Rachael comes walking in pushing Emma in the stroller and stops just at the table. She looks over that the TV and then at the guys watching Die Hard and then she turns to the girls.
Rachael: (whispering) Ok, I'm gonna do it now. It's gonna be really fast so be ready.
Pheobe: Be ready for what?
Rachael: Nothing.
Pheobe: Absolutely nothing?
Rachael: Right. Wait, how did you know I was going to say that?
Pheobe: Because absolutely nothing is the response that you give someone when you are sure there is absolutely nothing that is going to happen.
Rachael: But you don't know that "nothing" is going to happen.
Pheobe: You're right I don't. But saying absolutely nothing will happen and then watching something happen is what makes it that much more fun. Joey taught me that.
Monica: How could I lose? My husband is cheap.
Chandler: I love you too honey.
Monica: Do I have to spell it for you!
Chandler: But I just said I love you?
Monica: D..I..V..
Chandler: Die Hard! WOOP WOOP WOOP!
Rachael: Ok well I'm leaving. Ross I am taking Emma to my mom's for the weekend. Be back shortly.
Rachael starts to hurry out the door but Ross jumps up almost like clockwork when he hears this. It broke his train of thought from Die Hard and leaps over the back of the couch, catching his foot on the couch and the other on Chandler's shoulder and falling down and shattering the bottle on the floor and getting up like nothing happened.
Monica: My floor!
Chandler: My shoulder!
Ross: My Beer!
Pheobe: See Rach. Absolutely nothing didn't happen.
Ross: You're taking Emma to your mothers? Why didn't you tell me about this?
Rachael: Because I didn't think you would mind. She hasn't seen her in a while and I think it would be good for her to see her.
Ross: But you know you're mother is going to fill her head full of dirty, rotten, evil things about me.
Rachael: No, that's my father.
Ross: But you could have asked me before all of this. If you would have asked me I wouldn't have been caught off guard just now and broke my beer.
Joey: FOR THE LAST TIME IT"S NOT A BEER!
Chandler: I LOVE MY WIFE! DIE HARD! WOOP WOOP WOOP!
Monica: I LOST MY GAME!
Emma starts to cry because of all the yelling. Everyone starts to quiet down a little bit and Ross looks at Rachael as she picks up Emma.
Ross: Rachael, look. If you want to take Emma to your mother's for the weekend, that is fine, but you should at least let me know a head of time. Don't be afraid. I won't stand in the way if she wants to see her granddaughter.
Rachael: It's just that every time I mention it you get upset about it. I don't want my mother to not be able to have a relationship with her grandchild. Just like you don't want Ben or Emma to not be able to see your mother.
Ross: But my mother isn't like your mom.
Monica: Your right she's not. She's on the sauce all the time.
Rachael: And that isn't good for Emma either.
Ross: I know. Look I agree to it, but next time please just let me know ahead of time, that way none of this happens again.
Pheobe has no went and sat down next to Joey and Chandler and is watching the movie with them. Joey looks over to her and offers a piece of pizza and a beer. She gladly accepts.
Chandler: Good old Die Hard.
Joey: (to Pheobe quietly) So what exactly were they arguing about?
Pheobe: Nothing.
Joey: Absolutely Nothing?
Pheobe: Absolutely nothing.
Joey: Right.
Chandler: Who are you people?
End to credits.