Our story opens in the tower of the Teen Titans. Which, might I add, is shaped like a huge "T." Interesting... Anyway, moving on, our story begins with 3 of the Titans playing video games, as usual, and fighting over who was cheating.

"Dude! You so cheated! It took me 4 HOURS to make that high score. How could you beat it in three seconds?!" Beast boy yelled at the tall, half robotic, black guy standing in front of him.

"I'm OBVIOUSLY better than you are, " He answered mockingly.

"Yeah right!"

"Hey have you guys seen Starfire?" Robin asked thoroughly annoyed at the whole argument.

They both stopped and shook their heads. " Didn't she like leave 20 minutes ago?" Beast Boy asked.

"Yea, but twenty minutes ago? Wouldn't she be back by now?" Cyborg questioned.

"I guess we should go look for her." Robin answered walking toward the stairs.

Beast Boy stopped in front of Raven's room almost scared to knock. He took a deep breath and knocked on the door.

Raven opened the door, looking not too pleased, as usual. "What?" She was slightly annoyed since she had been meditating and was rudely interrupted AGAIN.

"Err... Have you seen Starfire?" Beast Boy asked slowly.

Raven shook her head " No. Is that it? " She sighed inwardly. What was with people and asking her where other people were? It was extremely annoying to be interrupted again and again for the exact same reason she was interrupted with before! Raven clenched her teeth. I must calm myself, she thought. It wouldn't be good if she blew up the building.

Beast Boy nodded "Thanks."

Raven nodded, closed the door and went back to her meditating. If anyone bothers me again I will NOT be happy, Raven thought. A book flew across the room and hit her in the face. She winced as the book fell to the floor, leaving her face red. "Ow."

Beast Boy walked back down the hall to his own room. He had looked everywhere and he was fully ready to give up. He sighed and flopped down on his bed trying to think of anyplace they hadn't looked. He glanced at his closet. He hadn't looked there... But Starfire wasn't that weird. He got up and slowly walked over to the closet. He grasped the doorknob and pulled it open.

Ok... Maybe she was that weird. "Starfire?!" Beast Boy exclaimed seeing Starfire sitting on a pile of clothing on the bottom of the closet.

" Hello Beast Boy, I was wondering when someone would let me out." Starfire answered getting up and stepping out.

"But... Starfire, it wasn't locked."

'What? I do not understand."

"The door wasn't locked, you could have just turned the doorknob and let yourself out."

"Doorknob?"

"Right here," Beast boy said as he pointed the silver doorknob on the outside of the door.

" That is what you call a... Doorknob?"

"Well what did you think it was, a can of soup?... You didn't know that Star? I thought you could figure it out; it isn't that hard of a concept to grasp."

"I am sorry that I do not understand this.... object called a doorknob, but we do not have such contraptions on my planet."

"I wouldn't call it a contraption I'd call it a doorknob."

"Yes well... It is complicated to me."

"Let me show you Star." Beast Boy walked over to the closet and he shut the door. He motioned to Star to come closer. "Watch." He grasped the handle and turned it slowly clockwise. He pulled the door open slowly.

Starfire nodded and clapped awkwardly "I did not know you could accomplish such great thing Beast Boy."

That hurt. Beast Boy thought. But, he just nodded and forced a smile. "Now you try Starfire."

Starfire nodded and grasped the doorknob awkwardly. She turned it clockwise and pulled it open. "Success! I have conquered the impossible!" Starfire cried jumping and clapping happily. "Thank you! I must make you the pudding of gratefulness!" She rushed out of the room.

"Oh god, they must have a lot of pudding on her planet," Beast Boy groaned. " I just hope I can get out of eating this. Last time, the pudding was green and fuzzy."

Yay! I'm done! It wasn't very good was it but I'm thinking of adding more chapters. They would go like this. Cyborg- The lingo Robin- cooking (uh-oh) Beast Boy- Doorknobs. It has been done! Raven: err... Meditation? Hey well.. It's either that or music.. That could be most interesting. Hee hee hee.. Well... Stay tuned for later episodes.