How to and How Not to Play Video Games.

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Titans or Soul Caliber II which I tweak the buttons on a little because otherwise it would be way way way too confusing to explain and it would take like a year!

Ok people.. It is what you've been waiting for! The 3rd chapter! YAY! I'm sorry this has taken me so long… XDDD

Zoom in to the Teen Titans living room.

Raven sits peacefully on the couch in the empty living room enjoying her book and herbal tea. It was a quiet morning in the Titan's Tower, and Raven wanted to take advantage of it before something… Or someone broke the thick blanket of silence. As far as Raven knew, everyone was asleep and in bed. Usually, the other Titans slept in on Sunday, in being the slowest day of the week for crime. It just was. Raven hypothesized that the villains might be football fans, because it was always the Sunday night football thing, or maybe it was because other series mostly showed on Sunday, like Desperate Housewives. Not that she would know anything about that…

As she was contemplating how she was going to watch her guilty fetish, it happened. There was a large crashing and the sound of running paws/feet and the metallic clanking was heard from somewhere up stairs, but was rapidly moving downwards. It was obvious who was racing down the halls, but Raven prayed nonetheless that someone else would come through the automatic doors. Though, as unfortunately expected, a green cat and a half robotic man burst into the room. The cat made a leap and turned into a green, furry boy in mid-leap and landed, cannonball style right next to Raven, who acted like she didn't notice and kept reading her book, her tea was held above her hand by her telepathic energy. The half robot plopped down on the other side of the couch.

"I call first controller!" the half robot said grabbing the controller as he landed on the couch, sticking his tongue out at the green boy.

"Dude! Unfair! I called shotgun!" The green boy answered, pouting and returning the tongue gesture before grabbing the second controller.

"Good morning Cyborg, Beast Boy." Raven answered in her monotone voice, taking hold of her tea once more and not looking up from her book. She sighed. She would never get any reading done now. Last time, Beast Boy had managed to fling himself so violently onto the couch while playing that he bumped into Raven, jostling her tea all over her lap while making her drop in and her book on the floor while the tea cup exploded tea and porcelain pieces all over her book. Raven had to dry each page individually… He just had to do it on the day she was reading 1001Incantations from the Medieval Era.

The next moment the door opened again, and a more graceful entrance was made as a red headed, orange skinned alien floated into the room. "Good morning friends!" Came her cheerful greeting as she also found a seat on the couch.

Even by this time, the two boys had already started playing Soul Caliber II, which was a normal fighting game. They both had picked ghastly looking characters and the alien watched intently cheering each of them on. Raven didn't bother looking up from her book just rolled her eyes and sighed.

In less than twenty minutes, Beast Boy had lost for the 35th time in a row, a new losing streak record on the game, all 25 held by him. Cyborg seemed quite happy as he had both the supreme record and had won 35 times in a row! Starfire had given up cheering for Beast Boy and just sat staring intently.

Cyborg jumped up and screamed "BOOYA!" before coming down to land hard on the couch, jostling Raven severely. This sudden jolt caused her to drop her book and her tea onto the carpet…Again. She held back her scream but only caused Cybrog's controller to melt in his hands. "RAVEN! That's the second time this week." He said grumbling pulling the melted plastic off himself, before getting up and getting a spare controller and plugging it in. Raven mumbled something resembling profanity before heading out through the automatic doors up to her room.

"So, up for another game?"

"Bring it on!" Beast boy said grinning and picking up his controller after carelessly dropping it.

"Beast boy since you are losing so… horrifically? I wish to have a turn on the… loud box that holds many sounds!" The girl clapped happily and held out her hands for the controller.

"Star? It's called a video game, and I guess so…" Beast Boy said shrugging and handing her the controller. He was probably going to lose again. "I'm hungry anyway." Beast boy added, then went off into the kitchen to make another one of his vegetarian concoctions.

"Alright Starfire so you press 'A' to hit and 'B' to jump ok? You'll get the hang of it." Cyborg explained quickly as he set up the game.

Starfire studied the characters thoughtfully and then picked Talim.

"Heh of course, a girl" Cyborg said scornfully as he picked Valdo and started the game.

Surprisingly… Ok extremely surprisingly, Starfire was very good at this game. It might have been her lightening quick Tamaranian reflexes or her combative training…. Or… Cyborg just sucked and Beast Boy sucked more.

" Aw.. I went easy on you because it was your first time. Let's play for real!" He hit start again, and in no time Starfire once again came out as winner. She beamed.

"Booya… as you would say?" Cyborg grumbled at this and started the next game without warning.. But he still sucked.

At this moment, Raven came back through the automatic doors with another book and took a seat on the couch, thinking it was safe without any tea in her hands. She watched in amazement, not shown on her face, as Starfire beat the crap out of Cyborg again…

And again…

…

And again…

Soon, Starfire was the holding champion of the supreme record of 50 successive kills. At this point, Cyborg resembled a tomato or a stop sign, or really anything that was bright red and somewhat round. He mumbled something about beginners luck before throwing down the controller. "I'm gonna go eat something.." He announced and headed toward the kitchen where Beast Boy was laughing his head off at Cyborg's misfortune.

In the end my friends, Starfire learned about her secret skill in playing video games. Raven learned not to sit on the couch with tea while Beast Boy or Cyborg where playing video games. And it's obvious that Cyborg was the one who learned an important lesson… Just because you can beat Beast Boy does not mean you're really good.

It actually doesn't mean anything at all.

AN:

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