Ochita: Another disclaimer of which everyone will ignore very muchly so. But just for the hell of it...I don't own any of the Ruroni Kenshin cast. Ta da.

Seaside view

Enishi, Kenshin, and Aoshi stood in front of their dorm building. The three were friends...sort of. Enishi and Kenshin got along well enough and Aoshi was just kind of...there. They had all transferred from Tokyo University to this...UHJ. University of Hokkaido Japan. To describe them all they were the kind of guys every girl wanted to date. Every girl, that is, that chose her man by looks despite the arrogance, bastardly, and aloof behavior all of them excelled at.

A few girls were watching them from afar, admiring them, Enishi with his frost white hair and electric teal eyes, Kenshin with his fire red hair and burning amber eyes, and Aoshi with his dark black hair and green-blue-gray ice eyes. Just for laughs among them Kenshin turned around, picked out a girl in one group and shot her a seductive 'I want you now' look. She turned red and almost fainted. Enishi tried his hardest not to laugh his head off. Aoshi curled his lips in trying not to smile. Every where they went the girls were all the same. Enishi leaned to the side and gave one of the girls an arrogant smirk. She turned red, choked on her coffee, and fell back into her friends waiting arms. Kenshin began to laugh and Aoshi was having a hard time keeping a smile off his face.

Aoshi wasn't like Enishi and Kenshin though. He didn't pick groups of girls, he picked one randomly. Then he'd pick another randomly after he got tired of the other. Enishi and Kenshin went for groups of girls and picked one, then her friend, then her friend, and so on. All of them enjoyed screwing with girls lives because they could. Plain and simple.

Enishi wore a white shirt and loose fitting light blue jeans. Kenshin wore a sort of pinkish purple shirt with jeans; it was sort of weird the way he could pull of that color. Aoshi wore kaki pants and a navy button up shirt with some of the buttons undone along with a white and orange trench coat. Aoshi had the whole mysterious sexy thing going. Kenshin also had that type of thing only he was a lot more forward. Enishi never said exactly what he meant and when he did you'd never know. He confused more girls with his intelligence which only made it easier for him to take them whenever he pleased.

Just then the doors to the dorm rooms burst open and three blurs carrying skateboards zoomed by with a WOOSH! They blew past the boys almost knocking them over. The three turned around to see that the blurs were in fact human and that they each had baseball hats on, two wore them turned backwards, one with a braid the other with a...rope of black hair. The other wore the hat forwards and had a ponytail popping out the back. The three guys watched as their offenders jumped on their skateboards. The one with a rope for hair grinded on a park bench by some girls who all giggled, and blushed.

Enishi frowned, "looks like we have a little competition."

Some called Enishi the white tiger for reasons unknown besides the obvious. That he looked and walked like one.

Kenshin, known as Battosai, grinned, "That never hurt."

Aoshi, known as Okashira, smiled, "Perhaps we can make a deal with them or strike some sort of bet. That always makes the school year a little "

Enishi smiled at Aoshi. He had been thinking the exact same thing but hadn't voiced it. Last years competition had gotten a little out of control and they had to transfer to save face...or at least the faces of most of the girls that went to that university.

The three picked up their things and walked into their dorm building, up the staircase and into their room. They each picked out one of the rooms in their dorm and situated their things to just how they liked them. Each sighed and looked around, slightly board.

"Wanna go scope out our new territory?" Enishi asked with a crooked grin.

"Why not?" Kenshin smiled.

Aoshi just nodded.

They all went out on campus when an idea struck Enishi. Not that he didn't have about eight zillion of them flying off the walls of his head. The guy was a Mensa with an IQ of a gajillion. School always came easy to him but he tended to use his brains for other things as well. Other, not so pleasant, things.

"Our friends are probably at the skate park. I think that it's by some gym so..."

Kenshin caught on grinning. "We pretend we're going to sign up for the gym and 'run into them' on the way."

A small smile just played on Aoshi's lips as the three made there way to the skate park. They passed some girls and Aoshi winked at one. She passed out.

CRASH! The guy totally ate it.

"Pay up!" Misao cackled evilly putting on her weasel grin.

The guy cursed harshly and gave Misao ten dollars.

"This has got to be the easiest way to make money." Kaoru laughed wickedly.

"We don't approve of you doing this." Gensou said sweatdropping. --;

Just because she was able to do a Werly Bird, something most could only do while wake boarding, on her skate board didn't mean Misao and Kaoru had to challenge every boy to match her skill. Of course Misao could do a 1080 and Kaoru had her own special trick. It was an inverse of something she just made up anyway. She didn't have a name for it yet though. It was like a flipped Bat Wing.

Gensou was sweating, she sort of wished she was in California. Surfing was fun but she'd only done it once. Later they'd kick a soccer ball around or something, maybe if she was lucky they'd want ice cream and they could all go to a Baskin Robins. All of a sudden she had a great idea. She had a football in her bag and the coastline wasn't far from here. The girls had wanted to go to the pool afterwards to relax but Gensou had a better idea.

"You guys, the beach isn't far away from here and I have a foot ball!" She smiled calling out to them.

Kaoru and Misao's faces lit up and they all ran out of the skate park practically bowling passed everyone going in and out of the place. They hopped on their skateboards and picking up speed went for the beach.

Misao and Gensou felt it first, they were being followed. Kaoru must have felt it because her body went rigid and she almost fell over. She didn't thankfully and skated a little closer to Gensou and Misao.

"We felt it." Gensou said before Kaoru could open her mouth.

"What do we do?" Misao asked in a low tone.

"Follow us." Gensou said and turned into an alleyway.

They went along the back streets of the place, past some really shady joints that Misao and Kaoru were sure Gensou had been in. The insane girl never had to worry about being put in a bad position, she was too aware for that. They weaved in and out of places but whoever was following them was pretty damn persistent. They followed Gensou even though it was even hard for Kaoru and Misao to keep up. Soon they came to the deserted beach point the red eyed girl had been going for.

They hopped off their skateboards and kicked them up, catching them in the air, simultaneously. They turned around together, Etsuya was quaking in Gensou's hair. The little lizard had gone for quite a ride in the girls pocket but the minute she took of her hat he was up the inky mass of darkness. Kaoru, Misao, and Gensou stood face to face with three very surprised guys.

"What ever it is, we don't want any." The weasel looking girl said.

Kenshin, Enishi, and Aoshi were so caught off guard they barely had time to shut their mouths.

"Unless it's a book, candy, or ice cream." The red eyed one stated.

The purple haired one hit her upside the head and said, "You don't take candy from strangers."

"You're totally right...they do look a bit strange and suspicious...especially because we know we would recognize them if they had been around before." She then eyed the boys rather suspiciously which only made her look adorable.

"So you've never seen them?" The weasel one asked.

"No." Said the girl with the lizard in her hair.

"OMG! Stalkers!" The purple hair girl squealed.

All three boy's sweatdroped.

"Anou...not exactly." Kenshin laughed scratching the back of his head. Then he thought quickly. He walked up to the most beautiful in his opinion and tilted her head up so that she looked at him. He gave her a seductive look and said, "Though had I seen your face from the beginning I probably would have been."

To his surprise the girl glared at him, then shut her eyes, her eyebrow twitching, and slapped his hand away from her face. "Crrreeeeeeppy!" She snorted and turned around, grabbing her friends' hands. "Let's go."

All three boys stared in disbelief. Was the purple haired one blind? Wait a moment....

"Cross dressers. They must be lesbians or something." Aoshi said.

He barely had enough time to catch a fist flying for his head. The weasel looking one was red in the face, Aoshi could see her aura and it was flames, for a moment she towered over him using his coat as leverage to pull herself up.

"WHAT.DID.YOU.SAY?" She seethed.

"Oi, Misao-san! Let them think what they want to think. If it will get them to leave us alone then what does it matter what goes through their minds." The red eyed one said rubbing her temples as if she were gaining a head ache.

"I'm with Misao! I say we pummel these assholes and then we g-"

All of a sudden she was cut off by the red eyed one who began to spit out English.

"So sorry dear sirs, but we don't understand a word of your language. You see we are foreign ex-ch-"

"Fine by me." Enishi smile. The girl stared at him with an 'oh crap' look on her face as she realized he could speak English as well. Then a lightbulb went up above her head.

"Parlle vous France, Monsieur?" She asked.

Her friends all looked at her as if she'd gone insane.

"We,we." Enishi smiled. The same 'oh crap' look passed her face again.

"Sprechen sei Deutsch?" She asked. Enishi was stumped. He didn't speak a lot of German, and what he could speak he could barely recall.

"Nien(no)?" She asked with a cruel smile on her face.

"It wouldn't matter, We know you speak Japanese anyway." Enishi growled. He didn't understand how the hell he'd just been out smarted.

"Was(sounds like vas, means what)?" The girl asked feigning ignorance. Enishi got angry. "Kein slorg(don't worry). Das macht nichts(it doesn't matter)." she smiled.

"Do you speak Mandarin?" Enishi asked in Mandarin.

"Bu(no)."

"Ah ha!"

"Shiiiiiiit." She said under her breath while tugging on her hair.

"Gensou what the hell are you doing?!" The girl named Misao demanded to know.

"What just transpired?" Aoshi asked Enishi.

"Nothing, I just caught the little snake in her own trap, that's all." Enishi grinned...that was before he realized he was flat on his back having been tripped from below.

He growled after hearing the giggles emanating from the other two. The red eyed one had an extremely dangerous look in her eye and she stared down at him. He turned his head away to get up but her foot caught his chin gently and she moved his head back so that he was facing her.

"Don't. Ever. Call. Us. Snake." Gensou said slowly as if Enishi were dumb.

He smiled inwardly, having at least gotten a raise out of her. "Trust me, had I known you were that fast I wouldn't have." He grunted as he got up.

Aoshi stared at the one who was still gripping his coat. He wrapped his big hand around her little one, tilted her face up, and examined her like she was some piece of meat. "I like this one." He smiled. Wrong move. WACK!

Misao hit Aoshi in the chest but the only reason he moved one of his feet backwards was because he wasn't expecting that type of reaction.

"That's a hell of a lot more than I can say for you buddy!" She shouted at him.

Aoshi smiled. He was about two seconds from picking the girl up and taking her where ever the hell he wanted just to show her, her little fit had no effect on him when Kenshin realized this was going no where. His eyes turned violet and he said, "I think we have somewhere to go, de gozaru. Ja ne." He waved smiling sweetly.

All three girls looked at the now gentle eyed guy. They were all thinking the same thing. Split personality maybe? That's another thing Kenshin had perfected. He could be an arrogant ass if he wanted to, or he could be gentle and sweet, whatever got the girl. Enishi nodded and he smiled. Then he remembered the tiny bit of German he knew. Giving them a salute he winked at the red eyed one and said, "Auf wiedersehen schön (goodbye beautiful)!"

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