The Last One Online!

Perceptor Vs. Gohan

Perceptor Bio: A transformer that as far as I know has a random word generator.

Gohan Bio: Go to any DBZ site, they'll explain it better then I ever could.

So grab a snack, sit back and start to read. Oh, before you start, you may want a dictionary.

The Battle Begins:

Preceptor sat a little ways away from Gohan in the lab, and he was starting to piss him off.
"At acme, the numeration N is asymptotically descending. Numeration Y is conterminous with numeration N. But numeration Y is maladroit"
'Will he ever shut up?' Gohan wondered to himself as he typed away at his keyboard.
"If numeration Y was bilateral, then it would be amaranthine or ad infinitum. But numeration N would become onerous"
"Okay! That's it! I can't take it anymore!" Gohan shouts at Perceptor. "Can't you talk like every other Transformer. I mean I can barely understand you and I'm suppose to be the smartest one this planet!" Perceptor is taken aback by this statement.
"I... I'm flummox that-" Gohan cuts him off.
"Okay, that does it. Your out of here!" Gohan grabs Perceptor and throws him through a wall.
"I hope you inadvertently did that." Perceptor gets up, and starts to dust himself off. Gohan runs at him knocking him down.
"Interesting. He is insidious, Prodigious." Gohan punches him in the face repeatly. "You are deleterious"
"That's the whole point." Gohan replied kicking him in the chest.
"Your dander seems to be"
Gohan punches him in the face cutting him off.
"This is turning into a imbroglio." Gohan kicks and puches him a few more times knocking him to the ground. Perceptor gets up and when Gohan comes in for the kill.
Perceptor turns to face him but hits him with the back of his hand. Gohan goes flying into a wall, it falls on top of him. "The insuperable Gohan has just been superable." Perceptor said leaning over Gohan. "Prodigious!"

Much later.
Videl finds Gohan under the fallen wall. Perceptor is at a computer typing away not paying her an heed.

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