The Last One Online!

Sean Akins Bio: He is the creative director for Toonami. He is also really crazy about giant robots.

OptimusZeon Bio: The Pres. of AACUG that is against the evils of editing Anime beyond what is absolutely necessary.

Disclaimer: This whole meeting never happened, plus I'm sure OptimusZeon would never actually do this (I hope). And if AACUG does get to meet with Sean Akins, we (I) hope the katanas stay at home.

The meeting/battle begins:

OptimusZeon and the rest of AACUG where in a meeting with the Creative director for Toonami Sean Akins.

"So what your all saying is that you want say in how Trigun is edited'
"Yes." OptimusZeon replied "We want to make sure that anything that has to be edited; is edited in such a way that it is true to the original as possible"
"In other words, no gettin' drunk off tea and water." Timeshift said looking at the self-proclaimed king of Anime as she leaned back in her chair.
"Well, I wish I could give AACUG a say in how Trigun is edited, but I can't so you advise will be taken' under?advisement"
"Can't or won't?" Timeshift demanded as OptimusZeon stands up facing Sean Akins.
"So what your telling us; telling the average Otaku is that they won't get a say in what happens to there favourite anime"
"This can't be good." Timeshift whispered to Webbrat.
"Oh it ain't." Webbrat replied leaning back in his chair.
"Now OptimusZeon please just calm down, and let's discussing this in a civilized fashion'
"We have been discussing for the last 3 hours, and now your telling us. Not a chance." OptimusZeon glares at Sean Akins.
"Great this just turned into a staring match." WolfLord said leaning across the table to talk to Timeshift and Webbrat.
"OptimusZeon, please listen to reason"
"We have been listening to you talk for the last 3 hours." Timeshift stated "Timeshift is right, it has been 3 hours and we are still no closer to both our goals." Webbrat said.
""You have to cut the tension in this room with a chainsaw." Timeshift whispered to Webbrat and WolfLord.
"I hear ya." WolfLord whispered back.
"Well, I have to tell all of you, that I can't give you a say"
"We'll just see about that." OptimusZeon said loud enough for everyone to hear.
"See about what?" Sean asked "Here comes the fame katana." Webbrat said quietly.
"THIS!" OptimusZeon pulls out his Katana and charges.
"This is not good, not good at all." Timeshift said.
"OptimusZeon watch it with that thing!" Sean yelled just missing the katana.
"Defend yourself or quit your job"
"I'll defend myself." Sean replied moving to a sidewall he pushes a panel revealing a Mobile Suit. "With this"
"Isn't that cheating?" Timeshift asked "I dunno, I never got this far before." OptimusZeon replies with a puzzled look on his face.
"Okay, you wanted me to defend myself, well I'm gonna defend myself." Sean jumps into the MS and starts to move it towards Optimus. Optimus charges with his katana, he slices off the right arm gun. Sean turns to shoot Optimus; it just misses him. Sean turns again to face Optimus.
"Duck and cover!" WolfLord shouted diving under the table, Timeshift and Webbrat followed his lead. Sean shoots a few more times. All fly to where Webbrat and the other just standing.
"I take it we won't get outta here anytime soon." Timeshift said.
"Most likely not." Webbrat replied poking his head above the table.
OptimusZeon shouts a few obscenities, charges at Sean Akin's MS and cleanly cuts off the left arm.
"Your left arm is gone." Optimus stated to Sean.
"I have another!" They both go at it for awhile. Like 3 to 4 hours.
"This is getting' old." Timeshift said taking out her katana.
"What are you going to do?" WolfLord asked "I'm gonna stop this fight one way or another"
"Can I join you"
"Sure why not." Timeshift answered glancing above the table. "You comin' Webbrat"
"Anything to stop this fight." Webbrat replied getting out his katana.
"Well here goes something." Timeshift and the others jump up from under the table. They see Optimus and Sean fighting with their katanas now.
"Guys, just sit down, I'll be done in a minute or so." Optimus said weaving.
"Quit talking and start fighting." Sean said charging at Optimus. They weave, duck, charge and shout. They both have cuts everywhere that are bleeding, and their clothes are ripped in a lot of places.
"All right you win. You get a say in how Trigun is edited." Sean Akins said as he surrendered.
"So now that you agree to give us a say. We need that in writing before we leave." Webbrat said to Sean after Timeshift elbowed him.
"Very well." Sean replied getting to the table and started to write the agreement down.

The Winner:

OptimusZeon and his katana, which can cut through an MS with ease.

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