Optimus Prime Bio: Depending on who you ask he could be the greatest Autobot leader or an Autotwink.
Lynn Minmei Bio: A young ditzy teenage girl determined to have a long singing career.
(It's good to have a dream.)
The one, who wins this one, may just surprise you.
The Battle begins:
Optimus
was walking around the base trying to locate that an annoying singing.
He had thought it was Blaster but he was out on a mission somewhere.
Optimus turned a corner and found Lynn singing her head off. Optimus
rolled his eyes (is that possible?) as he walked up to her, she started
to sing louder. Optimus frowned at her (Oh wait, he ain't got no mouth)
"Hello Prime, do you happen to have a dime"
"NO." Prime stated plainly. Lynn started to sing again.
"I wish you would stop that." Optimus said to her.
"Stop what"
"Singing. It's annoying"
"I'm so sorry Optimus Prime, but you can't tell me what to do." Lynn starts to sing again.
"We'll just see about that." Optimus replied taking out his gun and aiming it at her head.
"Prime what are you doing?" Hotrod asked coming up behind him.
"Getting rid of an annoying pest, that's most likely a Decepticon spy." He starts to pull the trigger.
"Optimus. No!" Hotrod jumps in front of Lynn and he gets shot instead. Lynn runs.
"Damn
it! Now I know why Autobot Command wanted him down here. Optimus
follows Lynn. "Quit running human. I will get you one way or another.
So why not just give up"
"Not in your lifetime Prime." Optimus fires in the direction of her voice, but he shoots and kills Brawn.
"Well at least he won't come back." Optimus said to himself. Lynn runs off again and disappears around a corner.
"Come back here human!" Optimus shouts.
"Optimus,
your not going to win, so why don't YOU give up." Lynn answered running
for the door to the outside Optimus follows her out.
"Come on out human, I'm not going to let you live, so come out already and get this over with!" Optimus shouted.
"Never
you over grown piece of junk." Lynn sang loudly. Optimus opens fire on
where he heard her voice coming from. Lynn was shot and looks rightly
dead.
"Let this mark the end of? Lynn and her annoying singing"
"And Optimus Prime." A voice behind him stated.
"Lazerbeak"
"That's
my name, and the last one you'll ever say." Lazerbeak shoots him and
throw bombs at him, destroying him into a million pieces.
"I'm the greatest!" Lazerbeak cheered turning around and coming face to face with Blurr.
"Good-bye, Lazerbeak." He shoots him Lazerbeak goes into stasis-lock.
A few minutes later, Blurr is looking around at the mess Lazerbeak had made.
"Damn it!" He takes out his comm-link. "Ironhide, do find Arcee and tell her to turn on Optimus 17"
"'Right mate"
"Oh, and tell Ratchet he has to erase Lazerbeak's mind again.
"At this rate, we're going to run out of Optimus Prime clones." Blurr said to himself as he cleaned up the mess.
The winner.
I have no idea and I wrote it...