Hi, I was surprised by how many reviews this idea got. I was very happy to say that I didn't even get this many reviewers for 2 chapter of my other story. Anyways, here are my replies to the ppl who sent in a review in time for me to reply.
FlameOfDesire: aww, you didn't need to say that. I'll try to update as often as I can, but the more nice reviews, the more motivation I get. IT'S REVIEWS LIKE THIS PERSON THAT MAKE ME UPDATE FASTER, PPL.
Jazzlyn's-mama: thanx, I'm going as fast as I can.
WickedWitchSistersMioneGin: know any more what? When I find out, I'll let u know.
WritingsOfATeenageDramaQueen: yes, it does tell a lot more information in these coming chapters. The only problem is, I can't think of a reason for James and Lily to have broken up. If you have any ideas, plz let me know.
CattyCat: no problem, here ya go!
Power-Of-The-Lightning-Bolt: Thank you so much! It sounds like a dream you had once, eh? shudder that's kinda freaky. That fic sounds good. You should write it, I bet it'll be good, since most of your fics are anyway. This chapter is dedicated to you.
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"So, harry, what do you think I should wear tonight?" I asked Harry while I was getting ready to go to the concert that night. She was getting very nervous. Her ticket said that she would be in the 7th row, close enough to see, but far enough that he couldn't see her. 'But I might still see him at the after party. Oh, stop worrying lily, it'll be fine. Everything will be all right as long as he doesn't find out about Harry, right?' lily's shoulder angel was telling her. (A/n you know, the shoulder devil and angel. They have them in cartoons and stuff. They look like the person, and they each sit on one of the persons shoulders, but one is wearing a red suit w/a tail, horns, and a pitchfork, and the other one sits on the other shoulder and wears a toga type thing, and has a halo, and one of those mini-harp things, and when you get into an argument w/yourself, the angel tells you the right thing, and the devil tells you the wrong thing. If you still don't know what I'm talking about, watch the movie "the emperor's new groove". The part where that weird guy, crank, (the evil sidekick) is about to throw the emperor off the waterfall, his "shoulder conscience" gets into an argument. Then they start giving reasons as to why kronk should listen to them and not the other, but that's not the point)
'WRONG.' Lily's shoulder devil told her. 'It'll be just as bad as it was before you left. Remus will ignore you, Sirius will insult you, and James will glare like there's no tomorrow. You'll end up having a terrible time and you'll always regret it.' Her shoulder angel shook its head. 'No you won't, you'll have a great time, James won't find out about Harry (A/n NOT), you'll get to listen to music that you love, and you'll get to be with all of your friends again. Don't ruin it for yourself now, lily.' YES YOU WILL, YOU'LL BE TOTALLY MISERABLE AND EVERYONE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY.' the devil started, but then the angel interrupted 'SHE WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME AND YOU KNOW IT! YOU JUST LOVE MAKING EVERYONE MISERABLE!' 'YEAH, WELL. AT LEAST I DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU!' YES YOU SO, WE BOTH LOOK LIKE LILY, YOU IDIOT!' 'WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE STYLE. INCASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, TOGA'S WERE WORN IN ACIENT ROME, OVER THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO…" but that was all that she got to say before lily yelled out "I DON'T CARE IF TOGA'S WERE WORN IN ACIENT ROME, ALL I CARE ABOUT IS WHAT I AM GOING TO WEAR TO THIS DAMN CONCERT, AND YOU 2 ARE NOT HELPING!" it was just then that she noticed that she had screamed that out loud, and now Harry, who was sitting in his high chair, started to cry.
"Oh, I wasn't yelling at you, baby. I'm just very frustrated right now." She said calmly. She sat down at the kitchen table and turned on the television, in hopes that the extra voices would calm Harry and take her mind off things. She changed to the wizarding station (A/n hey, it could happen) to see what was going on. She started to rock Harry back and forth when she realized that Harry had stopped crying and was watching the television. She looked up to see an interview with none other then (A/n ohh, ohh, is it green day?) the marauders. (A/n no, I never would have guessed) James was talking and it seemed that his voice calmed Harry.
Harry looked up at lily with a questioning look on his face. "That's daddy. We are going to see his concert tonight." Harry laid his head on lily's shoulder on lily's shoulder (A/n shoulder angel screams'AHHHH, DON'T CRUSH ME!) and muttered "daddy". Harry had only ever said words shortened, like "ma", and "sleep" when he wanted something, so lily was very surprised when his 1st word was something he had only heard once.
"Do you want to see some pictures of daddy?" she asked. "Daddy!" was the reply that she got. She stood up and took Harry to her bedroom down the hall. She went to her closet and pulled a photo album from the top shelf and sat down on the bed next to Harry.
She turned to the first page. It was near Christmas in 6th year. She, Amanda, Scarlet, Hannah, Joanna (A/n she will appear in both of my fics later on, she's another good friend of mine), Monica, James, Remus, and Sirius were taking the picture. (A/n who really cares what peter was doing then. He's probably afraid of the snow for all I care) The picture was of a snowball fight. They were all screaming and yelling. It was a boy vs. girls match (A/n ha ha, 6 girls, 3 boys). They all had smiles on their faces. Little did they know, they would have lost one of their members by that time next year (it was made a tradition to have that snowball fight every year, but the next year, Monica was hit with a ice ball in the back of the head, and was in a coma till she died). Lily sighed. Oh, how she wished she could go back to those times.
The next picture was a picture of when lily was teaching James and his friends to play instruments. Lily was standing of to the side, laughing, Sirius was sitting on the floor, holding his bass backwards, James was holding his guitar by the wrong end, acting like he was going to sneak up behind Sirius and hit him in the head, and Remus had tripped over the both of them and fallen through his drum. They were all in a pile in the ground, laughing their heads off.
The next picture was of them all at the train station at the end of the year. Sirius had his eyes crossed with his tongue sticking out, James and lily had an arm around the other, with bunny ears, Monica was jumping in front of everyone, trying to be in front, Amanda was in the back and, being the shortest, jumping up and down so that she could see, Joanna was trying to get everyone to look at her be pushing them out of the way every so often, Hannah was trying (and failing) to strike a pose like a model, and scarlet was taking the picture.
The picture opposite was a comparison of the end of last year. Everyone was towering over Amanda, who was pretending to be scared of all the tall people, Monica was poking Remus in the back of the head, then hiding behind Joanna, who standing on her toes, as she and Hannah were having a fight to see who was taller, both scarlet and lily had their faces hidden by their hair, to see who could hide better, James and Remus were playing rock; paper; scissors over something, and Sirius was standing next to Amanda (who was trying very hard to pretend to be scared of him ,as he was the tallest) and doing the Macarena. This picture made Harry laugh.
The next picture was of 7th year graduation. The only thing that was truly different in this picture was that Amanda had finally grown, and was now taller then Joanna, Hannah, and Scarlet. (A/n Amanda, if you are reading this, I put that in to be nice, so now you owe me gum, or my shirt that is STILL at your house).
The next couple of pictures in the book were mostly the same, only without Monica. They also, of course, of them out of school. Several were of one of them at a performance (A/n they had performances, like at friends birthdays, or just for fun, but lily hasn't seen any of the marauders since before they were famous).
When lily turned to the last page, she had to fight back tears. It was of her last day with James. The picture was taken at a restaurant, the performance where a producer, the person who had given them the option of music as a career, had seen the marauders. It was making lily's heart ache to see this picture. The producer (lily had been way too stressed out to remember his name) had come over to suggest the job, and so now, they were celebrating. The group was sitting at a table, but the only part of picture that lily was looking at was the corner that she and James had been in. James had his arm around her waist, and she had her head resting on his shoulder. Lily could remember how odd she had felt around that time, and yet how she was always comforted when James was with her. That feeling didn't go away, but she never felt that feeling again, because by the end of the night, she was on Amanda's doorstep, asking if she could stay the night.
Finally, the tears that lily had fought off for the past year came. Lily would give anything to go back to that time had fix what had happened (A/n btw, I still don't have any idea what exactly is was that had happened, so if any of you have ideas, PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME, I HAVE NO GOOD REASON FOR JAMES AND LILY TO HAVE BROKEN UP). Harry looked up at lily with sad eyes and said "daddy?" She looked down at him and stroked his head, "oh, Harry, I'd give anything to let you see him, but just going to see him without you makes me nervous enough."
Lily looked at the clock and realized that she only had an hour to get ready and to get Harry over to Mrs. Stephens' house before her friends came to pick her up. She rushed over to her dresser, pulled out a t-shirt and a pair of jeans. She took Harry outside and into the car and rushed over to Mrs. Stephens house.
Lily jumped out of the car and rang the doorbell. A young woman with long brown hair and glasses answered the door. "Hello lily, so nice to see you again. Um, where's Harry?" Mrs. Stephens asked. Lily looked down to see that she had left Harry in his car seat. She ran out to the car to get him, came back, handed him to the woman, managed to say a quick "thank you", and rushed home. When she got home, Amanda was walking up her front steps to knock on her door.
Lily was standing in line to get her ticket checked to get into the concert. She was a few people away from having her ticket checked by a security member. "Next!" said one of the security people when lily moved up.
Lily handed him her ticket. (A/n I know, you all think that her ticket is going to be a fake, like in most stories like this, where there's a concert that the person really wants to go to, but doesn't end up going because the ticket's not real, but it's not like that. You'll see what I mean in a minute) "ok, Ms. Lily Evans, your seat is that way, up the stairs and to the left." The security guard told her after checking her ticket. (A/n see? I told you. However, what he just said is very important, so, if you can, see if you can find what's the special hint that I'm trying to give out. If none of you can find it, I'm going to be very surprised, it's pretty obvious).
Lily's seat was in row 7, close enough that she could see what was going on without squinting or standing on her toes, but far away enough so that no one on stage was going to see her. (A/n that is true, but just because James can't see her doesn't mean that he doesn't know that lily's there).
After a while, the crowd started to cheer, and lily looked up to see a group of friendly faces walk onto the stage. They all took their instruments, and James took the microphone. 'He looks just like he used to.' Lily thought to herself. His messy hair was still the same, his face was the same, even the way he wore his glasses even on special occasions was the same (he didn't like changing himself, even if it was a time when most people dressed out). 'How like him.' Lily thought again.
James cleared his throat, his eyes scanning the crowd. He smiled, even though he really didn't want to be here, but there was no other way…
"Uh, hi I'm James potter from the marauders, even though most of you already know that. This concert is called "to tiger", and it is dedicated to Lily Evans. We called her tiger lily, tiger for short, and this concert is going to be a collection of songs that are dedicated to her. Some of them were written for her, and some of them were written by her, or helped written by her. None of us have seen her since before we were famous, so, if she's here or not, listening to my little speech, I have no idea, but if you are here, lily, this is to you." James smiled again as the song started to play. "This song is called Ocean Avenue. It was written in memory of all the good times."
There's a place on Ocean Avenue,
Where I used to sit and talk with you,
We were both 16 and it felt so right,
Sleeping all day, staying up all night,
Staying up all night.
There's a place on the corner of cherry street,
We would walk on the beach in our bear feet,
We were both 18 and it felt so right,
Sleeping all day, staying up all night,
Night, yeah.
There's a piece of you that's here with me,
It's everywhere I go, it's everything I see.
When I sleep, I dream and it gets me by,
I can make believe that you're here, tonight.
That you're here tonight.
If I could find you now, things would get better.
We could leave this town and rock forever.
I know somewhere; somehow we'll be together.
Let your waves crash down on me
And take me away, yeah.
I remember the look in your eyes,
When I told you that this was good-bye.
You were begging me not tonight,
Not here, not now.
We're looking up at the same night sky.
I keep pretending the sun will not rise.
We'll be together for 1 more night,
Somewhere, somehow.
If I could find you now, things would get better,
We could leave this town and rock forever,
I know somewhere, somehow,
We'll be together.
Let your waves crash down on me
And take me away, yeah.
James, being dramatic, took a bow and stood back and was replaced by Sirius.
"Hey." Sirius started. "We haven't seen lily since, as James said, the night that our producer came to us. So, lily, you better be listening, or James is going through another grief session again, and believe me, that's not fun. He's all depressed and stuff and." James threatening to hit him over the head with his guitar interrupted Sirius and Remus threatening to throw his drum sticks. "GETTING TO THE POINT, I PROMISE! Anyway, lily, if you're not here, I'm going to hunt you down and, if I have to, DRAG you back to James, because he's just never fun anymore." At this point, James added in. " padfoot, you're so nice." Sirius turned around and said, "Well, yeah, I think we all know that. Now, before I was interrupted, I was going to say that, you may be upset with James, and James may have hurt you, but he is annoying the hell out of Remus and I, and even if you are upset, it's just no fun to hurt poor prongs for too long.
"Even though we all know that James and lily were in love at 1 point, we also know that she was very good friends with us. When we had just gotten out of Hogwarts, I had a girlfriend names Nona. Well, let me put it this way. Nona, if you can hear this, good-bye, good riddance, and I hope you burn in the pits of hell. You see, she had supposedly been really in love with me, but after a few months of dating, she decided that I just wasn't worth it, so she called me shallow and a few other names, and broke up with me, and I haven't seen her since, thank god. But the point was, that I'm not shallow, am I guys?" Sirius asked his friends. Both Remus and James replied "yes." Sirius shook his head. "Oh come on guys, you don't think that I'm shallow, do you?" he asked the audience. Almost the entire audience except the fans with signs saying, "marry me, Sirius Black" on them, replied yes. Sirius pretended to look hurt for a moment, and then said, "Yeah, well, that's not the point. I was really upset, but lily gave me the idea to write a song, and hopefully Nona would hear it. This was the outcome. It's called boulevard of broken dreams." Then, the music started.
I walk a lonely road,
The only 1 that I have ever known.
Don't know where it goes,
But it's only me and I walk alone.
I walk alone,
I walk alone.
I'm walking down the line,
That invites me somewhere in my mind.
On the border line, of the edge
And where I walk alone.
Read between the lines,
What's fucked up and everything's alright.
Check my vital signs,
And though I'm still alive,
And I walk alone.
I walk alone,
I walk alone.
I walk alone,
I walk a…
I walk alone,
I walk up…
I walk this empty street,
On the boulevard of broken dreams.
Where the city sleeps,
And I'm the only 1 and I walk alone.
My shadow's all that walks beside me.
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating.
Sometimes I wish someone up there would find me.
Till then I walk alone.
After that, Remus stepped down and let Remus have a say. "Hi, as you all know, I'm Remus. As you also know, this concert is dedicated to an old friend of ours (more then that for James, of course)" after Remus said that, all of the jams fans started to boo, and lily just laughed. "Yeah, well, she was sworn enemies with them" he said, pointing at Sirius and James " when we were in 5th year, but that ended when we were in 7th year. I however, was a very good friend with lily long time before that, it's a long story. Anyways, in 5th year, the year lily taught me to play the drums, without breaking them, that is, I wrote a song called 'welcome to my life'. (A/n oh yeah, if you want to know what bands wrote what songs, see the authors note at the bottom) I had had a really tough time because of health matters, (A/n coughcoughwerewolfcoughcough) and this girl named Michelle only made it worse. I won't get into that story, but the point is, if you are listening, which we all hope you are, here's another song that you might recognize." After that, the first few notes of the song began to play.
Do you ever feel like breaking down?
Do you ever feel out of place?
Like somehow you just don't belong,
And no one understands you.
Do you ever want to run away?
Do you lock yourself in your room?
With the radio on turned up so loud,
That no one hears you screaming.
No you don't know
what it's like,
when nothing feels alright,
You don't know what it's like,
To be like me.
Do you want to be somebody else?
Are you sick of feeling so left out?
Are you desperate to find something more?
Before you're life is over.
Are you stuck inside a
world you hate,
are you sick of everyone around,
With it's big fake smiles and stupid lies,
While deep inside you're bleeding.
No you don't know what it's like,
When nothing feels all right,
You don't know what it's like to be like me.
No one ever lied straight to you're face,
And no one ever stabbed you in the back,
You might think I'm happy,
But I'm not gonna be ok.
To be hurt, to feel lost,
To be left out in the dark.
To be kicked when you're down,
To feel like you've been pushed around,
To be on the edge of breaking down,
With no one they're to save you.
No you don't know what it's like,
Welcome to my life.
To be hurt, to feel lost,
To be left out in the dark.
To be kicked, when you're down,
To feel like you've been pushed around,
To be on the edge of breaking down,
And no one's there to save you.
No you don't know what it's like,
Welcome to my life.
Remus stepped down and James took the spot light again.
"Well, one day, one of the days that had N.E.W.T. s, and, well, you can imagine how boring the time in between tests are, and, well, we were incredibly bored, as imagined, and lily was humming this tune that started to piss us all off really bad, so we turned it into a song. It's probably the stupidest song you've ever heard, but we all had a lot of fun writing it, so, if that means nothing to you, then you don't have to listen to it, just cover your ears, but it's a really cool song, and I think that at least some of you will like it. It's called "May The Horse Be With You". Here it goes. "
Born in a stable with nothing to do,
We make a game out our throwing our shoes.
Lead me to water, but not to the track.
Show me a saddle, and I'll say hey get off my back.
Drop by the phillies,
They like me, of course,
They dig my bed, yeah,
I'm a rocking horse.
You gotta take off your spurs
To ride me, you know.
If you want me to stop,
Just yell out a whoa!
All in favor,
All in favor say NIEGH!
We like the flavor,
We like the flavor of HAY!
We're gonna graze all of our days,
Till they take us away and turn us into glue.
Like Mr. Ed once said,
May the horse be with you?
May the horse be with you.
May the horse be with you,
May the horse be with you,
May the horse be with you every day.
As the concert went on, lily heard more and more songs that made her realize that she was starting to not really care if James found out about Harry, and that if he still loved her as much as he was saying he did, then he'd just have to get used to Harry as well, but then she realized that, although jams may love her, what if he wanted her back, but he didn't really love her. And if he didn't love her, then he was sure not to love Harry, wasn't he?
Lily loved James more then anything and would five almost anything just to talk to him once more, to be with him again, but Harry was not one of them. She could not give him up, she refused to give him up for adoption like she had originally planned, because she had learned that if a child is adopted and grows up that way, they also growing up thinking that their parents didn't love them. She had heard all of the sad stories from Hannah about how, when she was little, she always wanted to grow up faster, just so that she could find her real parents faster, (A/n Hannah was adopted, and she's never actually told me this, but you can tell from the look on her face and the way she acts that it's what she's thinking), but by the time she was older, she had decided that she no longer wanted to find her parents because she had looked up some information at the adoption center where she had come from, and her parents had been in perfect health, they hadn't been way too young, it's just that she was apparently "a mistake". (A/n and Hannah, I know that you never really said any of this, I know that the only thing you know about your real parents is their last name, but this is Hannah in the story, not you).
Lily could not let Harry grow up thinking that, she just couldn't do it, she loved Harry much too much. She had originally planned to adopt Harry before he was born, because she didn't think she could handle taking care of another child by herself, she thought that she couldn't handle seeing a living reminder of James without having the real thing, and she was too scared to tell James in person, and what kind of person sends a letter saying "oh, I know we broke up, but I just thought that you should know that I'm pregnant"? Not lily, not at all.
So, she had sent in the applications, she had had the parent picked out, she had even met them, and they were really nice people, and everything was ready, lily had even picked out a name so that she would be able to find him once he turned 18, all that was left was for the baby to actually come.
Lily went into the hospital on July 31st. everything was set, and lily was ready to give him up, but when she first saw him, she knew that she could never give him up. He was adorable, and by the end of the night, she knew that she was head over heels in love with the baby. Joanna McElfish was the woman that would be taking Harry, and she was a wonderful person, incredibly nice, and she was totally ready to take on the challenge of having a baby. She had long brown hair, and was about 3 years older then lily, so lily knew that she was handing her baby over to a trustworthy person, and over the 9 months of lily's pregnancy, lily and Joanna had become very close friends, and lily knew that she would probably going to get to see Harry once and a while, but by the end of the first night, lily knew that she could never let Harry go.
Lily had been so incredibly grateful when Joanna had said that she understood that lily was too in love to let go of him, and she told lily of how much she had loved her son, but he had been 2 months early, and died only 2 days old. The best part was, she and Joanna were still friends. Only a month before, Joanna had visited lily telling her that she was adopting another baby named Lucas, and that she would be going to a concert by the marauders (lily had told Joanna who her ex-boyfriend was), and had even offered to get lily tickets, but lily had been to nervous to see James again. That hadn't stopped her now, so why had she been afraid then?
Lily smiled to herself. She had promised Joanna that she would introduce her to Sirius, as she had liked his music, and had been really upset when lily turned down the tickets, because that would have been a perfect chance for an introduction, but now she would probably get to see Joanna again. (A/n yeah, you see where I'm going with this, I hope)
'This might not be so bad.' Lily thought to her self. 'All of my friends are here, and Harry's not, but I'll still get to see James, and Sirius, and Remus again.'
When the song that was playing previously stopped, Remus, who had been singing at the time, said "ok, now that we've sung all of our songs about lily, let's see if we can find lily in the audience and see if she'll sing for us." After that, the security guard that took lily's ticket came on stage with a clipboard and whispered something in Remus' ear. 'oh, shit, no. he saw my ticket, and it had my name on it. How could I be so stupid!' lily thought to herself as she scooted down in her seat. Amanda, who was sitting next to her, grabbed lily's arm and kept her up, so lily put a hand over her face.
When the security guard walked off to the side of the stage, Remus started talking again. "I believe I am correct in saying that Lily Evans is sitting in seat 5, row 7. Lily, if you really are here, no one's going to make you, but it'd be really nice if you could come and sing "breath" for us. I'm not going to make you, but, please, for us?" Remus asked, looking at lily from the stage, who now had the spotlight on her.
Lily looked to the floor. 'I don't have much of a choice, do I? Well, I do, but it would hurt so many people if I don't do this. Well, here it goes.' Lily thought to herself.
She walked to the front of the stage as Remus helped her onto the stage. He and the others had huge smiles on their faces, and every eye was on her.
"Hi, I'm Lily Evans. You can probably imagine how surprised I was that the marauders dedicated this concert to me, I mean, I was even surprised that they remembered me, but what you can't imagine is how nervous I am to do this. I haven't sung this song since, oh, I don't even know how long, so if I screw up, don't blame me, you can blame them because I'm only up here because they are making me." Lily said, pointing over her shoulder at the marauders. "But if you like the song, well, that's just great, just beware because I don't exactly take complements well, just as a warning. So, anyways, as Remus already said, this song is called breath. I wrote it for a friend of mine in school, she died, so she won't ever be able to hear this, no matter how loud you turn up the speakers, but the point is, this is based on a story that she came up with when she was little, and she wrote it for me, and, believe it or not, it meant so much to me that I still have it. So here it goes, breath." Lily said as the song started.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, I LOVE CLIFF HANGERS! Ok, sorry it took so long to write this chapter, I can tell that you've been waiting for it, but my computer wasn't working well. I'm not going to be able to update this weekend, because I'm going to visit my cousin and grandma in Kentucky. Kentucky rox, and u no KFC, right? Well, that's like, the biggest underestimate of the year. At my grandpa's funeral, my grandma ordered an entire box (3 feet by 3 feet, or about there) FULL OF FRIED CHICKEN! Plus, my family thinks that I'm insane, because I'm from Virginia, not close to the chicken lovers, and I don't like chicken, no matter how you cook it, and so they all stared at me when it was time to eat.
NOW ON TO THE STUFF THAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! THE FIRST SONG IS OCEAN AVENUE BY YELLOWCARD. THE SECOND SONG IS BOULEVARD OF BROKEN DREAMS BY GREEN DAY (THEY ARE SO TOTALLY AWESOME!). THE THIRD SONG IS WELCOME TO MY LIFE BY SIMPLE PLAN (THEY ARE JUST AS, MAYBE EVEN MORE AWESOME THEN GREEN DAY. OK, NO, THEY'RE THE SAME, BUT THEY BOTH ROCK). THE FOURTH SONG IS MAY THE HORSE BE WITH YOU BY RELIENT K. OH YEAH, THIS GOES OUT TO ALL OF YOU GREEN DAY LOVERS LIKE ME, I AM NOT AN AMERICAN IDIOT, ARE YOU?
Of course you're not, if you were, you wouldn't be nice enough to continue reading the authors note. If you are reading my authors note, YOU ARE SO NICE! D PLEASE REVIEW, AND YOU CAN BE THEN YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO MY CONCERT (one that doesn't exist, that is)! Hahahahahaha, ok, I'll stop now.