Author's Note: Bah! His/Tsu fans don't hate me! The next update will have another two chapters, the Tatsumi OMAKE and the second half of this gift . Then it's only the gift and the epilogue... And I've got another weird stereotype fiction coming up soon which will again be in drabble form. Tatsumi and Watari will be the focus of that one though... For Muraki lovers, please read Yume no Tenshi, my other fiction, or the freaky non con I wrote :shudders:

Tsuzuki entered the office to catcalls and wolf whistles. Wakaba playfully batting her eyelashes, Tatsumi raising his eyebrow, Watari downright jumping him… And Hisoka's light blush.

"Well? What do you think?" Tsuzuki held his arms out and twirled.

"Hot." – Watari.

"Different from usual." – Tatsumi. Translation being: "Lemme hump your leg… Please?"

"Cute!" "Kawaii!" "Awwwww!" That was Saya, Yuma, Yuzuriha and Wakaba.

"You learned to dress yourself. Well done…" – Terazuma.

"You look good… Asato…" – Hisoka.

It was then that the office went silent.

"Asato?" Watari repeated stupidly. Tsuzuki wasn't quite sure what the problem was. So what, Hisoka had used his first name… So?

"Aw! Hii-chan! You're all lovey dovey with Tsuzuki-san!" Saya squealed. Tsuzuki started to splutter and Hisoka looked ready to kill.

"No, we aren't. He's my partner, it's only right that we are on a first name basis. He hardly calls me Kurosaki-kun, does he?" Hisoka was on the defensive. Tsuzuki found himself daring to hope that Saya was right, that maybe Hisoka might return his feelings. Even if his Hii-chan wasn't the admirer, maybe he at least cared…

"Riiiiiiiiight," Yuzuriha said, grinning. "Yet everyone else in this office is referred to with the '–san' honorific and by their family names," She patted Hisoka on the back, whispering something into the boy's ear that made him blush.

"HENTAI!" He yelled, throwing a pen at her. She danced away, giggling.

"Tsuzuki-kun, there's a delivery for you," Kanoe entered the room to a red faced Hisoka, a giggling set of fangirls and a vaguely amused Watari and Tatsumi. Terazuma just looked indifferent.

"Ooooooh! What is it?" Tsuzuki sprang forward, taking the envelope from Kanoe and tearing it open eagerly. He started at the gift for a long time, a smile slowly creeping up his face.

Nanashi glared at Inuki. The dog glared back. If either moved, the other moved in the opposite direction. There was a tension in the air.

"Meifu isn't big enough for the two of us," Nanashi mewled. Inuki glared back, hackles rising.

"You're going down, cat," He growled. The two animals leapt at each other.

"Say, 'Soka-chan, do you like ballet?" Tsuzuki asked. Everyone blinked slowly, taking in what Tsuzuki was suggesting. There was still a hint of a blush on Hisoka's cheeks.

"Sorry, what?" He asked. Hisoka really wasn't that slow… Was he? Tsuzuki smiled holding up two tickets to 'Swan Lake'. The boy smiled.

"I love ballet! The last time I went was four years ago…" Hisoka then cleared his throat, regaining control of himself. "Wh-Why?"

"Hii-chan, would you like to be my plus one for this evening?" Tsuzuki asked, eyes dancing. The younger shinigami's blush was priceless. Everyone watched with baited breath for his answer.

"Wh-what time will you pick me up?" Hisoka asked, not meeting anyone's eyes.

"The ballet begins at eight. Would you like to go for dinner first?" If anyone had been looking at Tsuzuki, they would have seen the hope and fear sparkling in his amethyst eyes. At the present moment, all eyes were on Hisoka, waiting to see what the boy's answer would be.

"U-Um… If it's all the same… I-I promised to meet someone a-at 7:20 so I'd rather j-just meet you there…" Hisoka mumbled. Tsuzuki's face fell, his head dropping forward so his hair hid his eyes.

"Oh, alright. I'll meet you there at 10 to 8 then…" With that a disappointed Tsuzuki walked into his and Hisoka's private office. A group of angry stares turned to Hisoka, who had dropped his blushing stammering act and was smiling serenely.

"One must sometimes be cruel to be kind," Was all Hisoka said.

'My dearest Tsuzuki, enjoy yourself with the one you love most.'
Author's Replies:

Thanks to: hColleen (you reviewed like five mins after it'd been posted you crazy crazy person lol), Moony55, Jill Rocca, Jollyolly (Sorry, no prizes as of yet... I might write individual gift fics for those who get it right in their final guess though...), ThisbeCeyx (No, Tsuzuki really was asleep), Penguin-Chan and Neru. Thank you all for your reviews.

And yes, I will be writing gift fics for those who have guessed correctly because I'm nice like that. If you think you're certain who it is, on this chapter you must put "FINAL GUESS: (NAME)" to joint the competition. After that you will recieve an email asking for the specifications of your fanfiction. However, just because you get this email it doesn't mean that your guess is correct. The gift fics will be sent to each person individually the day after the final update and it is up to the person whether or not they go on the account or not. Just a little thank you to my reviewers!

Thanks to ETERNALLY FAITHFUL for beta reading as usual... Man, what would I do without her...

This isn't an update, sorry, but I need to get this down somewhere. I am not going to update for a while. This is due to 1) Working on Yume no Tenshi, of which I STILL need to type up chapter 2, 2) GCSEs heading my way (nasty, nasty exams XP) and I also would like a chance to reflect on some of the brilliant ideas that have been floating around in my head since I entered this fandom.

I'm sorry about the hiatus... I should have the last chapters up by the 25th May. Until then, keep a watch out for things from me. If anyone has any complaints I will be happy to explain the need to take a break from uploading.

Gomen nasai

Neko Kate-Chan

Ah... Deadline for guesses has passed. As from now, the 2nd of May, no more entries into the competition. I thank everyone who entered for getting their guesses in so quickly. I now have to concentrate on revising for the rest of my career. Ta ta!

Ah, sorry, deadline has been changed again. The 25th is the deadline for this fiction, and a list of competition winners will be put up then. Thanks to everyone who entered, all of your ideas were excellent. However, I had to be selective about what I wrote, and when. Therefore, it is impossible for me to get everyone's fictions finished by the 25th.

The chapters will be with you when they are with you. I would also like to use this oppurtunity to ask those who entered the competition to email me to confirm that I can use the Gift Fics of This is entirely optional, the gift fic can remain solely personal to you if you so wish it.

Anyhow, that's it from me. A list of winners will go up at the end of the epilogue, gift fics will be given out ASAP.

I'm off to fail my exams now.

Ciao