Disclaimer's Note: I don't own Teen Titans. If DC Comics and Cartoon Network comes and knocks on my door…(Brings out cannon)…I'll be ready.
Starfire: Human with the strange bifocals, what are you doing with that weapon.
Wizard: Uhhh…nothing…what are you doing here?
Starfire: This is my room.
In the Titan Tower, Robin had called up a team meeting. Raven and Starfire, who was beaming, were sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Robin's speech. Robin would have been telling them the good news had it not been for Cyborg and Beast Boy's hell-bent attempt to look for the remote for the TV.
"Where the hell did you leave the remote!" asked Cyborg, lifting up the couch.
"I didn't leave it anywhere!" Beast Boy yelled, looking through the kitchen cupboards.
"You were the one who wanted to watch that stupid tofu cooking show! You were the one who last had it! Now what did you do with the remote!"
"Uhhh…guys?" Robin called.
"I don't know!" Beast Boy retaliated.
"Guys," Robin called again.
"Well, why don't you try going up to the TV and changing the channel?" Raven suggested.
"FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" Cyborg yelled, slamming down the couch.
"Like I said before, I wasn't trying to be," Raven said. Cyborg pretended not to hear her as he searched the refrigerator.
"Guys!" Robin said impatiently.
Beast Boy, who heard Raven, but hadn't heard Robin, said, "Besides, do you know that there's over 900 different channels…"
"100 being music channels," Raven interrupted. Cyborg was now searching through the Titan's music collection.
"…with My TV, where you can rewind and fast forward movies without going to the video store. We need that remote to work it."
"GUYS!" Robin shouted, so that everyone in the tower could hear him. All eyes were now on Robin, as he cleared his throat.
"You're probably wondering why I called you all here."
"Because you wanna know where Beast Boy hid the remote!" Cyborg said.
"Because I put the remote on top of the TV, and someone might've watched some late-night show," Beast Boy argued.
"I called you all here because Starfire won an all-expense paid trip to wherever the winner wanted," Robin said, ignoring Cyborg and Beast Boy's attempts to rattle each other's emotions.
"All right, Star!" Cyborg cheered.
"Now before anyone gets mad…" Robin lowered his voice, "I told Starfire she could choose where we wanted."
"WHAT!" Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Raven yelled. They knew exactly what the situation was: Robin had told Starfire, who has never lived on Earth, that she could go out and choose where she wanted to vacation.
Cyborg grabbed Robin with one hand, yelling, "ARE YOU CRAZY! WHAT DO YA THINK WILL HAPPEN IF SHE CHOOSES SOME STRANGE PLACE!"
"Well…she already chose," Robin said truthfully. Everyone else (except Starfire) groaned at the idea of where she chose.
"So…uhhh…where are we going?" Raven said, forcing a smile.
Starfire thought for a moment. Then she said, "Well I suppose my story begins after I came from Tamarania…"
About a couple of years ago, Starfire arrived in Jump City, via spaceship. It was in the park, during a starry, pitch-black night. It was blustery out, with the trees and swings swaying back and forth. The seesaws started moving up and down, by themselves. To most people, that would be scary enough. For Starfire, it was confusing.
Starfire started to leave the spaceship and she started to wander around on the grass. Then, she heard a running sound. She looked around and found two people running to a forest. Thinking her best happy thoughts, she started to follow the men to the forest (by flying).
Two men had cornered a woman on a nearby tree. She couldn't make out anything but the strange sounds that came out through their mouths.
"Listen bitch, do you have my money or not?" said one of the figures.
"I still don't have it yet; the police are on me after I slept with that cop. Just give me some time…"
The woman didn't have a chance to finish before the other male figure said, "You don't wanna fuck with us, bitch. We're from the streets of Atlantic City and we either get paid or you die."
He edged the knife closer. "Which one's it gonna be?"
Starfire had heard enough gibberish and started to blast starbolts at the two men. They didn't hit, but they scared the men off to Jump City, running as fast as they could. With that taken care of Starfire went to the woman to see if she was all right. Before she could get a closer look, the woman started to scream and run off.
"…so that's why I've chosen Atlantic City for our vacation," Starfire finished. Beast Boy was sleeping on the table and Cyborg was snapped out of his drooling stupor, both Raven and Robin seemed to be the only ones listening.
"So…Atlantic City, huh?" Raven said slowly.
"ATLANTIC CITY!" Cyborg yelled so loud, it woke Beast Boy up. "I've always wanted to go there. The beaches, the casinos, The Walk…it's like a dream come true."
"Starfire's taking us there? To…wherever it is we're going," Beast Boy wondered.
"Atlantic City, HERE I COME!" yelled Cyborg, as he ran to the room to pack.
"So…when are we going?" Raven said in a low voice, smiling.