Attack of the Teenagers
(mostly) by Kiami Sinno (Kaisa and Tian helped come up with a lot of funny
things to add in)
Author's note: In case you haven't read our profile, Tribloomer is the pen name that me and my two friends use for fics we write together. The members of Tribloomer are: Kiami Sinno (me!), Kaisa Enara, and Tian Sirki. Also, this is part of a series of fics, so read those when you're done here (please)!
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars, (blah, blah, blah) I am also broke (so suing me will only get you a lot of paperwork and wasted time.) However, I do own whatever doesn't look familiar, including the main characters.
Summary: A day at the mall quickly turns into an adventure in the Star Wars universe for three best buds. And they kinda...well, really screw things up. (Ep. II spoilers)
Chapter 1
"Girls, remember that I'll be back to pick you up at 6:30. Behave." This speech that has been repeated by so many parents was being said by a mom with short hair. She was talking to three girls, one of which was her daughter. "Okay, Mom. We already know this." Torie said, her blondish-brown hair moving as she shook her head. "And we'll make sure that Torie doesn't get sugar-high." Another one of the girls said. Her name was Alee and she had thick black hair and dark tan skin. "But if she does, can we push her in front of traffic?" The third girl, named Alicia, asked with way too much glee. It was kinda creepy. Alicia had long brown hair and light skin. The mom laughed. "No. We can't have you do that. Who would do the dishes and clean the house?" Alicia snapped her fingers and muttered, "Darn." Torie glared at her. "Well, have fun, you three." The mom said. She then rolled up the window and drove away, leaving the girls standing on the sidewalk outside a large mall, called Arizona Mills.
Alicia turned to her friends. "What do we do now?" She asked. Alee looked at her watch. "Well, it's 1:30, so we have 5 hours." "And we have a very big mall to look around in." Torie added, jumping with excitement. "What's up with you?" Alicia asked, looking suspiciously at her hyper friend. "This is one of the first times I've been unsupervised in the mall with my friends!" She said, still hyper. "So what?" Alicia said, shrugging. She'd been in places unsupervised many times. Her parents trusted her. This showed that they obviously didn't know their daughter very well. The three girls walked into the noisy, crowded mall.
As they walked down the aisles of the mall, they shopped like crazy. They had been given shopping money from their parents and they had also been saving up their allowance. About three hours later, the girls were carrying a lot of heavy bags. "Let's go to the food court and get something to drink." Alicia suggested. Alee and Torie agreed and they headed to the food court. After they had gotten something to drink, (fruit smoothies) they sat down and tried to think of where to go next. They had circled the mall at least three times, and still had almost two hours left. Alee suggested calling Torie's mom to pick them up early. Torie and Alicia quickly shouted "No!" at the same time. "Well, there's nothing we haven't seen yet in here, so what are we gonna do?" Alee pointed out. "We could go back to the bookstore." Alicia suggested excitedly. Torie again shouted "No!" this time joined by Alee. They were both sick of watching Alicia scanning every inch of the bookstore for books on her Star Wars favorite character, Jango Fett. And when she ran out of books on him, she started looking for books about his "son" Boba Fett. Another thing they were tired of was watching Alicia drooling over every picture of Jango Fett that she could find. And she said she didn't like him. Yeah, right.
But the girls decided to wander around the mall one more time. Finally, Alicia got nature's call. She looked at her friends. "Do you guys know where a bathroom is?" She asked. They shook their heads. Alee said, "There's only one that I can remember, and it's on the other side of the mall." Alicia growled in frustration. "There's got to be another bathroom around here somewhere." They started searching for a ladies room and soon found an open door. After peering through the door, they saw a stairway. They looked at each other. "Let's look down there." Alicia suggested. "Um, Alicia, I don't think there's a bathroom down there. And I think that people aren't supposed to be down there." Alee said cautiously. "Oh, come on. There isn't a sign that says 'Keep out' or anything. Besides, if we're caught down there and somebody asks why we were down there, we could just tell them we're looking for a bathroom." After about seven minutes of begging and pleading on Alicia's part, the three girls decided to go down the stairway. When they got to the end of it, what they saw made them gasp.
It was a Star Wars store. And not just any store. It was full of real looking blasters and lightsabers and a lot of other cool Star Wars stuff. The girls saw no one inside and no one at the check out counter, so they started looking around. There was a sudden scream from Alicia. Alee and Torie quickly turned to see what had made her scream. What they saw made them roll their eyes and walk over to where she was. Alicia had found a section of the store completely dedicated to Jango and Boba Fett. There was everything from books to action figures, and there was one thing that almost made Alicia faint. It was an autograph; A really cool picture of Jango Fett signed by none other than Temuera Morrison, the actor that played Jango in Attack of the Clones. He was an actor that Alicia worshipped. She had attempted to see every movie that he was in, even if it was a small part. One night when Torie had a sleepover, Alicia had brought two movies that Morrison had been in. She had made them watch the movies, and every time he showed up on the screen, she jumped up and down shouting, "That's him! That's him!"
Then, Alee and Torie made the mistake of watching Star Wars Episode II with Alicia. When Jango and Obi-Wan fought on Kamino, she started dancing and singing, "Go Jango, go Jango..." Then, when Jango met his unfortunate demise, she broke down in tears and ran out of the room. A few minutes later, Torie and Alee heard crashing and screaming from Alicia's direction. Most of the words were just nonsense, but one phrase could be heard. "Die, Mace Windu, die!" She repeated it over and over, kicking the wall every time. She had a very sore foot afterwards, of course.
"Is there anything that I can help you girls with?" A voice asked. Alee, Torie, and Alicia (who was still gawking over the autograph) all froze. They saw a man standing behind the checkout counter. None of the girls knew how long he had been watching them, but he was looking at Alicia and trying not to laugh, so they all knew he had seen the whole Alicia-just-saw-Jango- Fett-stuff-so-now-she's-really-hyper thing. Alee looked at the man and asked, "Is this a real store?" The man chuckled and laughed. "Yep. You girls can get any of this stuff, if you have the right kind of money." The girls all raised their eyebrows. "What do mean, 'the right kind of money'?" She asked, bewildered. "Republic credits, of course. You can exchange your money for them, and use them to buy whatever you want." The three girls were still kinda creeped out, but they understood what the man meant. They took all of their money and exchanged it for credits. Once they looked at the prices of the stuff and how many credits they had, they realized that they were basically rich.
After about 20 minutes of running around the store, they were ready to pay for their stuff. Alicia had every thing that a bounty hunter should have, (it was all in a gift pack that said "For the bounty hunter inside you") and everything was just like Jango Fett's. There were blasters, a rifle, a toxic dart rifle (with ammo), thermal detonators, and even knee darts that actually strapped onto your leg. Torie and Alee had the kind of stuff that a Jedi would have, like a utility belt and a lightsaber. Torie's was green with a purple swirl and Alee's was blue with a silver swirl. Even though there were some Jedi that Alicia hated (Mace Windu) she got a lightsaber that was a grayish-blue when activated. Then they found outfits that looked like they were straight out of Star Wars. They all got black pants; Torie got a shirt that was pink, Alee got a shirt that was blue, and Alicia (because she was in mourning for Jango) got a black shirt.
Finally, they paid for all of their stuff. Being the Star Wars fans that they were, they changed into their outfits and put on their utility belts. They all still had credits left, so Alicia asked the man, "Is there any more good stuff that you would recommend?" He looked at them thoughtfully for a moment, and then said, "I have just the thing." He ran into a storage room behind the counter and came back out carrying a thin piece of metal. When the girls saw it up close, Torie yelled, "It's a viewscreen!" The man nodded and said, "It can play any of the Star Wars movies, and they're built right into it so you don't have to buy it separately." "Cool!" Torie, Alicia, and Alee said at the same time. "How much is it?" Torie asked. When he told them what the price was, all three girls quickly counted their credits. Put together, there was just enough for the viewscreen, with a tiny bit left over. Once they paid for it, the man showed them how it worked. He started playing Episode II, at the Geonosis arena, before Jango's beheading. "Oooooh." Alee and Alicia said at the same time, reaching out to touch the screen. As soon as they did, they were sucked into it, leaving Torie standing there. "Hey!" She shouted. "That was cool! I wanna do it!" She touched the screen quickly and was sucked into the viewscreen, just like her friends were.
Author's note: In case you haven't read our profile, Tribloomer is the pen name that me and my two friends use for fics we write together. The members of Tribloomer are: Kiami Sinno (me!), Kaisa Enara, and Tian Sirki. Also, this is part of a series of fics, so read those when you're done here (please)!
Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars, (blah, blah, blah) I am also broke (so suing me will only get you a lot of paperwork and wasted time.) However, I do own whatever doesn't look familiar, including the main characters.
Summary: A day at the mall quickly turns into an adventure in the Star Wars universe for three best buds. And they kinda...well, really screw things up. (Ep. II spoilers)
Chapter 1
"Girls, remember that I'll be back to pick you up at 6:30. Behave." This speech that has been repeated by so many parents was being said by a mom with short hair. She was talking to three girls, one of which was her daughter. "Okay, Mom. We already know this." Torie said, her blondish-brown hair moving as she shook her head. "And we'll make sure that Torie doesn't get sugar-high." Another one of the girls said. Her name was Alee and she had thick black hair and dark tan skin. "But if she does, can we push her in front of traffic?" The third girl, named Alicia, asked with way too much glee. It was kinda creepy. Alicia had long brown hair and light skin. The mom laughed. "No. We can't have you do that. Who would do the dishes and clean the house?" Alicia snapped her fingers and muttered, "Darn." Torie glared at her. "Well, have fun, you three." The mom said. She then rolled up the window and drove away, leaving the girls standing on the sidewalk outside a large mall, called Arizona Mills.
Alicia turned to her friends. "What do we do now?" She asked. Alee looked at her watch. "Well, it's 1:30, so we have 5 hours." "And we have a very big mall to look around in." Torie added, jumping with excitement. "What's up with you?" Alicia asked, looking suspiciously at her hyper friend. "This is one of the first times I've been unsupervised in the mall with my friends!" She said, still hyper. "So what?" Alicia said, shrugging. She'd been in places unsupervised many times. Her parents trusted her. This showed that they obviously didn't know their daughter very well. The three girls walked into the noisy, crowded mall.
As they walked down the aisles of the mall, they shopped like crazy. They had been given shopping money from their parents and they had also been saving up their allowance. About three hours later, the girls were carrying a lot of heavy bags. "Let's go to the food court and get something to drink." Alicia suggested. Alee and Torie agreed and they headed to the food court. After they had gotten something to drink, (fruit smoothies) they sat down and tried to think of where to go next. They had circled the mall at least three times, and still had almost two hours left. Alee suggested calling Torie's mom to pick them up early. Torie and Alicia quickly shouted "No!" at the same time. "Well, there's nothing we haven't seen yet in here, so what are we gonna do?" Alee pointed out. "We could go back to the bookstore." Alicia suggested excitedly. Torie again shouted "No!" this time joined by Alee. They were both sick of watching Alicia scanning every inch of the bookstore for books on her Star Wars favorite character, Jango Fett. And when she ran out of books on him, she started looking for books about his "son" Boba Fett. Another thing they were tired of was watching Alicia drooling over every picture of Jango Fett that she could find. And she said she didn't like him. Yeah, right.
But the girls decided to wander around the mall one more time. Finally, Alicia got nature's call. She looked at her friends. "Do you guys know where a bathroom is?" She asked. They shook their heads. Alee said, "There's only one that I can remember, and it's on the other side of the mall." Alicia growled in frustration. "There's got to be another bathroom around here somewhere." They started searching for a ladies room and soon found an open door. After peering through the door, they saw a stairway. They looked at each other. "Let's look down there." Alicia suggested. "Um, Alicia, I don't think there's a bathroom down there. And I think that people aren't supposed to be down there." Alee said cautiously. "Oh, come on. There isn't a sign that says 'Keep out' or anything. Besides, if we're caught down there and somebody asks why we were down there, we could just tell them we're looking for a bathroom." After about seven minutes of begging and pleading on Alicia's part, the three girls decided to go down the stairway. When they got to the end of it, what they saw made them gasp.
It was a Star Wars store. And not just any store. It was full of real looking blasters and lightsabers and a lot of other cool Star Wars stuff. The girls saw no one inside and no one at the check out counter, so they started looking around. There was a sudden scream from Alicia. Alee and Torie quickly turned to see what had made her scream. What they saw made them roll their eyes and walk over to where she was. Alicia had found a section of the store completely dedicated to Jango and Boba Fett. There was everything from books to action figures, and there was one thing that almost made Alicia faint. It was an autograph; A really cool picture of Jango Fett signed by none other than Temuera Morrison, the actor that played Jango in Attack of the Clones. He was an actor that Alicia worshipped. She had attempted to see every movie that he was in, even if it was a small part. One night when Torie had a sleepover, Alicia had brought two movies that Morrison had been in. She had made them watch the movies, and every time he showed up on the screen, she jumped up and down shouting, "That's him! That's him!"
Then, Alee and Torie made the mistake of watching Star Wars Episode II with Alicia. When Jango and Obi-Wan fought on Kamino, she started dancing and singing, "Go Jango, go Jango..." Then, when Jango met his unfortunate demise, she broke down in tears and ran out of the room. A few minutes later, Torie and Alee heard crashing and screaming from Alicia's direction. Most of the words were just nonsense, but one phrase could be heard. "Die, Mace Windu, die!" She repeated it over and over, kicking the wall every time. She had a very sore foot afterwards, of course.
"Is there anything that I can help you girls with?" A voice asked. Alee, Torie, and Alicia (who was still gawking over the autograph) all froze. They saw a man standing behind the checkout counter. None of the girls knew how long he had been watching them, but he was looking at Alicia and trying not to laugh, so they all knew he had seen the whole Alicia-just-saw-Jango- Fett-stuff-so-now-she's-really-hyper thing. Alee looked at the man and asked, "Is this a real store?" The man chuckled and laughed. "Yep. You girls can get any of this stuff, if you have the right kind of money." The girls all raised their eyebrows. "What do mean, 'the right kind of money'?" She asked, bewildered. "Republic credits, of course. You can exchange your money for them, and use them to buy whatever you want." The three girls were still kinda creeped out, but they understood what the man meant. They took all of their money and exchanged it for credits. Once they looked at the prices of the stuff and how many credits they had, they realized that they were basically rich.
After about 20 minutes of running around the store, they were ready to pay for their stuff. Alicia had every thing that a bounty hunter should have, (it was all in a gift pack that said "For the bounty hunter inside you") and everything was just like Jango Fett's. There were blasters, a rifle, a toxic dart rifle (with ammo), thermal detonators, and even knee darts that actually strapped onto your leg. Torie and Alee had the kind of stuff that a Jedi would have, like a utility belt and a lightsaber. Torie's was green with a purple swirl and Alee's was blue with a silver swirl. Even though there were some Jedi that Alicia hated (Mace Windu) she got a lightsaber that was a grayish-blue when activated. Then they found outfits that looked like they were straight out of Star Wars. They all got black pants; Torie got a shirt that was pink, Alee got a shirt that was blue, and Alicia (because she was in mourning for Jango) got a black shirt.
Finally, they paid for all of their stuff. Being the Star Wars fans that they were, they changed into their outfits and put on their utility belts. They all still had credits left, so Alicia asked the man, "Is there any more good stuff that you would recommend?" He looked at them thoughtfully for a moment, and then said, "I have just the thing." He ran into a storage room behind the counter and came back out carrying a thin piece of metal. When the girls saw it up close, Torie yelled, "It's a viewscreen!" The man nodded and said, "It can play any of the Star Wars movies, and they're built right into it so you don't have to buy it separately." "Cool!" Torie, Alicia, and Alee said at the same time. "How much is it?" Torie asked. When he told them what the price was, all three girls quickly counted their credits. Put together, there was just enough for the viewscreen, with a tiny bit left over. Once they paid for it, the man showed them how it worked. He started playing Episode II, at the Geonosis arena, before Jango's beheading. "Oooooh." Alee and Alicia said at the same time, reaching out to touch the screen. As soon as they did, they were sucked into it, leaving Torie standing there. "Hey!" She shouted. "That was cool! I wanna do it!" She touched the screen quickly and was sucked into the viewscreen, just like her friends were.