Disclaimer: All right, I know that I said I would stop writing these, but they're so fun to be crazy in! I do not own Star Wars or any characters from Star Wars (although can you imagine how happy I would be if I owned Jango Fett? I would sure have some fun then!) Author stares off into space, starts drooling happily, and then is smacked in the face by Alicia, Alee, and Torie, as they want to continue with their story.

Chapter 5

The ship was suddenly full of panic. Even Boba and Jango, who up until now were rather calm, freaked out. Jango went back to pulling out his hair, Alicia still wanted her teddy bear, Alee was closing her eyes, tapping her heels, and saying "There's no place like home", Torie was running around like a chicken with its head cut off, and Boba kept screaming a very high pitched scream (a la Sarlacc fall in RotJ).

"Alright, everyone, calm down." Alicia said after several moments of this chaotic panic. She had realized that she was in her element; the only leader of the group was busy making himself bald, and they were all about to die. In comes Alicia the Hero.

"Quick, somebody! We need to find the gas leak and fire and put them out!" She shouted. Everyone stopped their panic attacks and stared at Alicia like she was nuts. Then, they went back to their screaming. Alicia rolled her eyes and muttered "Oh, good grief." Now Alicia wasn't the type to give up easily, so she decided to try and get everyone calm again. She stood on her chair and whistled as loud as she could. Or, she tried to anyway. No noise came out. "Okay, step two." She thought. Taking a deep breath, she held it for a moment and…

"Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(take a breath) hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Once this had shut everyone up, (something that happened very quickly) Alicia made a speech. "Listen, I did not come this far and kick Windu between the legs just so Jango could kill him and not be killed himself to have him die when I can do something about it!"

Her friends stared at her for several moments, then jumped up from their seats. "Yeah!" "We're going to help too!" they shouted. Leaving the Fetts to their panicking, they went to fix the ship.

After looking around for the repair room for what seemed like ages, they found it. Or rather, it found them. As they were walking along, a door in the floor exploded upwards, followed by a jet of flame.

"Well," Alicia said, "I think we found the fire." Her friends gave her a "no duh" look and rolled their eyes. Ignoring them, Alicia pointed out a problem. "What the freak are we going to put this out with?"

As none of them had fire extinguishers in their back pockets, no one had a suggestion. While they were racking their brains for a solution, Jango and Boba joined them. A look of shock crossed Jango's face as he saw the fire. "Why the hell haven't you put out the fire yet?" he demanded.

"What do you want us to do, Jango," Alee replied, "spit on it to put it out?" Jango shook his head sadly and grabbed a small canister from one of the shelves. "You might want to stand back," Boba warned. The girls didn't need telling twice. After taking a few steps back, Jango threw the canister into the fiery room.

Another jet of flame flew into the air, soon followed by one of steam. Once the steam had cleared, everyone looked into the repair room. The insides were charred black, but the fire had been extinguished. The voice of the computer was again heard. "Gas leak has been located and repaired. Imminent danger erased."

Jango looked very smug. "Well," he said, "good thing we didn't panic." He then walked off to the cockpit. On the back of his head, the girls saw very large amounts of hair missing and several bald spots. "I really don't know how much more of this I can take," Torie admitted. Alee and Alicia nodded their agreement.

Heading off to the cockpit, the girls heard Jango talking in hushed tones to Boba. "Now I hope you can handle those three while I'm on-planet. Just in case they get out of hand, you know where the spare blasters are, right?" he asked quietly. The girls stopped just outside of the doorway to eavesdrop. "Of course I do, Dad. They're in the box above the medical supplies," Boba replied. "And the password?" Jango pressed. "I know, I know. It's 'Zam'." Boba said. The girls shot dark mischievous looks at each other. They entered the cockpit loudly. Jango and Boba stopped talking at once.

Settling themselves down in seats, Alicia asked, "So, where are we going now?" "We're going to a planet called Tatooine to get some things to fix the repair room." Jango answered. "Tatooine!" The three exclaimed. "Yes. And before you get your hopes up," Jango said, making the looks of glee on the girls' faces disappear, "you are all staying on the ship with Boba." Alicia opened her mouth to protest, but closed it upon seeing the looks on her friends' faces. "Okay," she said with a smile, "that's perfectly fine with me."

Boba shuddered in his chair and cowered in fear.

Author's note: Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I wonder what our beloved trio of crazy teens have in store for little Boba. Guess you'll just have to read the next chapter, although first you must review! (Pretty please!)