TITLE: Dead Letters: Ron
RATING: PG-13

Hagrid,

I hate spiders. I hate spiders. I hate, hate HATE SPIDERS! So why you had to bring a giant one into Hogwarts, I really don't know. I trust you had your reasons. I hope it made you happy to have your huge, hairy, eight-legged fucking terrifying friend roaming around the woods. I really do. Not to mention his little great-grandchildren, and not-so-little grandchildren, and not-little-at-all, but-actually-rather-large, thank-you-very-much children. Who, I might add, are right bastards. Considering they killed me. Might I respectfully ask that when you find my body, you at least clean the bloody cobwebs off it?

Ron