Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars, blah, blah, blah. Mind that there is
another disclaimer at the end of the chapter for a certain other movie
mentioned in the chapter.
Chapter 6
Slave I landed just outside of Mos Eisley just as the twin suns were setting, and Jango prepared to leave.
Before leaving, he turned to look at the girls and Boba. "Now, you three girls behave." Alee, Torie, and Alicia smiled innocently. "And Boba, remember what I said earlier." Boba nodded.
And Jango left, not knowing the hell his son was soon going to endure.
"So, Boba," Alicia said, "wanna play a game?" Boba looked wary, but nodded. "What kind of game?" he asked. "One from our homeworld," Alee replied. "Is it fun?" Boba asked. "Oh, it's tons of fun!" Alicia said. "But, we have to go down to the hold of the ship to play."
So the four children went down to the hold and stood facing the three prisoner cages. "Alright, here's how we play," Alicia began. "This game's called 'musical cages'." "What you do," Alee continued, "is when you get the cue, we all run into a cage and close the door, one person to a cage." "And because there are four of us, one person will be left. That person's out of the game," Torie explained. "Then we only use two cages, then one, and the person left is the winner!"
"Right," Boba said, nodding his head. "Any questions?" Alicia asked. Boba shook his head. "Okay. Three, two, GO!" The three girls shouted. All of them moved quickly towards the cages a couple of steps, but stopped when Boba entered his and closed the door. They all ran to his cage and locked him in.
"Hey!" Boba protested. Alicia just smiled. "You're just too gullible, Boba. We're just trying to teach you a lesson. And really, what kind of bounty hunter trusts everyone? I'll tell you, a dead one." While she was explaining this, Torie and Alee went off somewhere in the ship and came back with three of the spare blasters that Jango was so kind to inform them of.
"Alicia!" Torie said. "You wouldn't believe the other things we saw in that locker that the blasters were in! There were pictures of Jango." "And in various positions, too," Alee added. Alicia acted as if she were not interested in the slightest, but finally gave in, leaving the room.
"Finally!" Torie said. "No kidding! I was starting to think that she wasn't really interested in those pictures," Alee said. They started rolling up their sleeves. Alee went over to the door to the cargo hold and locked it.
Boba looked terrified. "What are you going to do?" he asked. Torie and Alee just laughed evilly. Torie held up the remote that Jango had used on the girl's cages earlier. Before Boba could let go of the bars, Torie pushed a button, making Boba scream like a girl.
After picking themselves off of the floor (they had gone into hysterics at Boba's scream), Alee grabbed a piece of rope and tied his hands to the bars. "Now, Boba, we're going to play another game. We're going to ask you a question, and if you answer wrong, you get shocked. First question: What soft drink did Madonna sponsor, Coke or Pepsi?" Boba looked completely confused. "Um, Coke?" he guessed. Then, he screamed as Alee had pushed the button to shock him.
"Oh, I got one!" Torie yelled, grabbing the remote from Alee. "Who's the sesiest hobbit ever?" "What? I don't even know what a hobbit is!" Boba yelled. "Wrong answer!" Torie answered, and then pushed the button. Boba screamed again.
By this time, Alicia was aware that her friends were torturing her number two favorite Star Wars character. After stuffing the interesting Jango pictures in her pocket, she ran down to the cargo hold. Once she realized that it was locked, she guessed the password ("Zam is the sexiest man ever!") and the door opened.
Alicia saw her friends electrocuting Boba after asking him ridiculous questions. She started to protest, but then had an absolutely evil and terrible idea. "Hey, I got a question!" she shouted, grabbing the remote from Torie. "Boba, repeat this question back to me: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" "Oh, boy," Alee and Torie muttered. Boba still looked confused, but repeated the question. "An African swallow or a European swallow?" Alicia countered. "What? I don't know that!" Boba yelled, perfectly quoting a famous line in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a movie that he couldn't have ever seen. Alicia then pressed the shock button, zapping Boba.
This last shock was all that it took for Boba to pass out. Alicia looked over at her friends, whom were all staring at her strangely. "Well, let's get going, shall we?" Alicia proposed.
Alee, Alicia, and Torie then left the Slave I, with poor little Boba still unconscious in his cell.
Disclaimer #2: I don't own Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but I do love and enjoy it. I just couldn't resist adding it in! I also don't own the little game played on Boba by Alee and Torie. One of my local radio stations (93.7 KRQQ) came up with it, except that it was played using an intern and a dog shock collar. Interesting, huh?
Chapter 6
Slave I landed just outside of Mos Eisley just as the twin suns were setting, and Jango prepared to leave.
Before leaving, he turned to look at the girls and Boba. "Now, you three girls behave." Alee, Torie, and Alicia smiled innocently. "And Boba, remember what I said earlier." Boba nodded.
And Jango left, not knowing the hell his son was soon going to endure.
"So, Boba," Alicia said, "wanna play a game?" Boba looked wary, but nodded. "What kind of game?" he asked. "One from our homeworld," Alee replied. "Is it fun?" Boba asked. "Oh, it's tons of fun!" Alicia said. "But, we have to go down to the hold of the ship to play."
So the four children went down to the hold and stood facing the three prisoner cages. "Alright, here's how we play," Alicia began. "This game's called 'musical cages'." "What you do," Alee continued, "is when you get the cue, we all run into a cage and close the door, one person to a cage." "And because there are four of us, one person will be left. That person's out of the game," Torie explained. "Then we only use two cages, then one, and the person left is the winner!"
"Right," Boba said, nodding his head. "Any questions?" Alicia asked. Boba shook his head. "Okay. Three, two, GO!" The three girls shouted. All of them moved quickly towards the cages a couple of steps, but stopped when Boba entered his and closed the door. They all ran to his cage and locked him in.
"Hey!" Boba protested. Alicia just smiled. "You're just too gullible, Boba. We're just trying to teach you a lesson. And really, what kind of bounty hunter trusts everyone? I'll tell you, a dead one." While she was explaining this, Torie and Alee went off somewhere in the ship and came back with three of the spare blasters that Jango was so kind to inform them of.
"Alicia!" Torie said. "You wouldn't believe the other things we saw in that locker that the blasters were in! There were pictures of Jango." "And in various positions, too," Alee added. Alicia acted as if she were not interested in the slightest, but finally gave in, leaving the room.
"Finally!" Torie said. "No kidding! I was starting to think that she wasn't really interested in those pictures," Alee said. They started rolling up their sleeves. Alee went over to the door to the cargo hold and locked it.
Boba looked terrified. "What are you going to do?" he asked. Torie and Alee just laughed evilly. Torie held up the remote that Jango had used on the girl's cages earlier. Before Boba could let go of the bars, Torie pushed a button, making Boba scream like a girl.
After picking themselves off of the floor (they had gone into hysterics at Boba's scream), Alee grabbed a piece of rope and tied his hands to the bars. "Now, Boba, we're going to play another game. We're going to ask you a question, and if you answer wrong, you get shocked. First question: What soft drink did Madonna sponsor, Coke or Pepsi?" Boba looked completely confused. "Um, Coke?" he guessed. Then, he screamed as Alee had pushed the button to shock him.
"Oh, I got one!" Torie yelled, grabbing the remote from Alee. "Who's the sesiest hobbit ever?" "What? I don't even know what a hobbit is!" Boba yelled. "Wrong answer!" Torie answered, and then pushed the button. Boba screamed again.
By this time, Alicia was aware that her friends were torturing her number two favorite Star Wars character. After stuffing the interesting Jango pictures in her pocket, she ran down to the cargo hold. Once she realized that it was locked, she guessed the password ("Zam is the sexiest man ever!") and the door opened.
Alicia saw her friends electrocuting Boba after asking him ridiculous questions. She started to protest, but then had an absolutely evil and terrible idea. "Hey, I got a question!" she shouted, grabbing the remote from Torie. "Boba, repeat this question back to me: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" "Oh, boy," Alee and Torie muttered. Boba still looked confused, but repeated the question. "An African swallow or a European swallow?" Alicia countered. "What? I don't know that!" Boba yelled, perfectly quoting a famous line in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a movie that he couldn't have ever seen. Alicia then pressed the shock button, zapping Boba.
This last shock was all that it took for Boba to pass out. Alicia looked over at her friends, whom were all staring at her strangely. "Well, let's get going, shall we?" Alicia proposed.
Alee, Alicia, and Torie then left the Slave I, with poor little Boba still unconscious in his cell.
Disclaimer #2: I don't own Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but I do love and enjoy it. I just couldn't resist adding it in! I also don't own the little game played on Boba by Alee and Torie. One of my local radio stations (93.7 KRQQ) came up with it, except that it was played using an intern and a dog shock collar. Interesting, huh?