Disclaimer: No, I do not own Star Wars. And no, I don't own my friends,
although that would be pretty cool. Yo, Torie, get me a soda! (Ducks as
soda can comes flying at head) Oh, well, I got a soda anyway! Ha, ha,
ha,...Ahhhhh! (Soda can was obviously shaken up, and author is covered in
Cherry Coke flavored foam) Oh, screw it! Just read the chapter and review
(be kind, please!).
Chapter 7
The three girls were walking down the Tatooine dirt streets in complete silence. Suddenly, Torie, for no reason at all, started laughing hysterically. If you remember, she did this at the beginning of this story. Weird, huh?
"Why do you do that, Torie?" Alicia wondered out loud.
Torie stopped laughing, looking puzzled. "Why do I do what?"
"Do that whole 'laugh for no reason at all' thing." Alicia clarified.
"Well, you see, when it gets quiet, it reminds me of a cricket chirp which reminds me of that cricket bouncing off of that one author's head and that reminds me of the time that you and I were at my house and that reminds me of the Muppet Show songs and that reminds me of..." Torie was stopped by Alicia, who had placed her hand over Torie's mouth to shut up her rambling.
"Sorry I asked," Alicia muttered, then started jumping up and down, wiping her hand on her pants.
"Um, Alicia, what..." Alee asked, bewildered.
"She licked me! She stuck out her tongue and licked my hand! Eww, ew, ew, ew..." Alicia shouted. Then she saw that several Tatooine people were staring at her, pointing.
"What the hell are you looking at?" Alicia screamed at them.
"It looks as if she's had a few too many at the Cantina," one person said to his neighbor, pointing at a building down the road.
"Oooh!" Torie screamed. "Booze!" She started off in a run to the Cantina.
Alee and Alicia both muttered "Oh, no", and set off after her.
When they got to the door, they heard the sound of music. (Not "the hills are alive with the sound of music", just music. Yeah, that's it.)
Alicia and Alee entered and saw Torie at the bar, rubbing her hands together eagerly. Alee and Alicia shook their heads sadly, and then sat down on either side of her.
The bartender turned to look at the three and raised his eyebrows. Torie wasted no time, pointing at other people's drinks. "I want one of those, one of those, one of those, and, ooh, two of that neon green stuff that looks radioactive!"
"No way, kid," the bartender said. "You're way too young to drink. I don't serve minors here. I'd get my license taken away." And he walked off.
Torie's mouth was wide open in disbelief. "What the freakin' freak freak?" she muttered. "Well, well, fine then! We'll just get drunk off of the alcohol fumes, then!" she shouted at the bartender, then started taking deep breaths around people's drinks.
Alicia started to point out that you couldn't scientifically do that, but a look from Torie silenced her. Alee and Alicia shrugged their shoulders and joined Torie in trying to get drunk off of fumes.
Now, as already stated, Alicia was sure that it was scientifically impossible to get drunk off of air, but after three hours of acting like a fish out of water, gulping in air, she started to believe that she had been sadly mistaken.
She thought that because the trio of teenager girls was all off in a corner booth, laughing hysterically. Why? They were telling extremely bad jokes.
"Ooh, I got one!" Alicia said loudly. "What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?"
Alee and Torie looked at her blankly.
"Dam!" Alicia finished.
The three burst into laughter again.
"I got one!" Alee yelled. "Okay, an Irishman walked out of the pub!"
Torie really didn't get it, and Alicia wasn't laughing. "Hey, that's not funny, you know! I'm Irish!"
Just then, Torie started laughing. "I get it! Oh, shut up, Alicia, it's funny!"
Both Torie and Alee collapsed on the floor laughing. Alicia, who was getting annoyed by this attack on her heritage, did the only thing that she could think of. She grabbed a glass filled with a bright blue substance off of a nearby table, and instead of gulping it down, as she would have done in a normal situation, threw it at her friends.
But, alas, her aim was far off, and it hit some poor alien two tables over in the back of the head.
He stood up on his chair and threw his glass at Alicia, who ducked, causing the glass to hit some other alien.
The bar brawl was on.
After about half an hour of drink throwing, alien screaming, and table crashing, our three main characters found themselves hiding under a table in one of the corners of the Cantina.
Thinking that they were out of danger, they all breathed sighs of relief.
However, they were not out of danger. In fact, they were far from it. This was apparent after a large man kicked over the table that they were hiding under.
It was the bartender.
"Oh, sh..." the three started to mutter, but were cut off by the bartender. He was shaking with rage and very red in the face.
"You...three..." he stammered. "You ruined...my...Cantina! I'm gonna..."
What exactly he was going to do remained unknown to the girls, as at that moment, someone smashed a bottle onto his head. He fell to the floor, unconsious.
"I'd say it's time to go, wouldn't you, guys?" Alicia suggested.
Torie and Alee nodded their approval, and the three left the Cantina.
Author's note: Just in case you were wondering, this is how my friends and I really act. Kinda scary, huh? Oh, and also, I speak for myself, Kaisa, and Tian when I say that we don't encourage real life underage drinking. That's what fics are for!
Chapter 7
The three girls were walking down the Tatooine dirt streets in complete silence. Suddenly, Torie, for no reason at all, started laughing hysterically. If you remember, she did this at the beginning of this story. Weird, huh?
"Why do you do that, Torie?" Alicia wondered out loud.
Torie stopped laughing, looking puzzled. "Why do I do what?"
"Do that whole 'laugh for no reason at all' thing." Alicia clarified.
"Well, you see, when it gets quiet, it reminds me of a cricket chirp which reminds me of that cricket bouncing off of that one author's head and that reminds me of the time that you and I were at my house and that reminds me of the Muppet Show songs and that reminds me of..." Torie was stopped by Alicia, who had placed her hand over Torie's mouth to shut up her rambling.
"Sorry I asked," Alicia muttered, then started jumping up and down, wiping her hand on her pants.
"Um, Alicia, what..." Alee asked, bewildered.
"She licked me! She stuck out her tongue and licked my hand! Eww, ew, ew, ew..." Alicia shouted. Then she saw that several Tatooine people were staring at her, pointing.
"What the hell are you looking at?" Alicia screamed at them.
"It looks as if she's had a few too many at the Cantina," one person said to his neighbor, pointing at a building down the road.
"Oooh!" Torie screamed. "Booze!" She started off in a run to the Cantina.
Alee and Alicia both muttered "Oh, no", and set off after her.
When they got to the door, they heard the sound of music. (Not "the hills are alive with the sound of music", just music. Yeah, that's it.)
Alicia and Alee entered and saw Torie at the bar, rubbing her hands together eagerly. Alee and Alicia shook their heads sadly, and then sat down on either side of her.
The bartender turned to look at the three and raised his eyebrows. Torie wasted no time, pointing at other people's drinks. "I want one of those, one of those, one of those, and, ooh, two of that neon green stuff that looks radioactive!"
"No way, kid," the bartender said. "You're way too young to drink. I don't serve minors here. I'd get my license taken away." And he walked off.
Torie's mouth was wide open in disbelief. "What the freakin' freak freak?" she muttered. "Well, well, fine then! We'll just get drunk off of the alcohol fumes, then!" she shouted at the bartender, then started taking deep breaths around people's drinks.
Alicia started to point out that you couldn't scientifically do that, but a look from Torie silenced her. Alee and Alicia shrugged their shoulders and joined Torie in trying to get drunk off of fumes.
Now, as already stated, Alicia was sure that it was scientifically impossible to get drunk off of air, but after three hours of acting like a fish out of water, gulping in air, she started to believe that she had been sadly mistaken.
She thought that because the trio of teenager girls was all off in a corner booth, laughing hysterically. Why? They were telling extremely bad jokes.
"Ooh, I got one!" Alicia said loudly. "What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?"
Alee and Torie looked at her blankly.
"Dam!" Alicia finished.
The three burst into laughter again.
"I got one!" Alee yelled. "Okay, an Irishman walked out of the pub!"
Torie really didn't get it, and Alicia wasn't laughing. "Hey, that's not funny, you know! I'm Irish!"
Just then, Torie started laughing. "I get it! Oh, shut up, Alicia, it's funny!"
Both Torie and Alee collapsed on the floor laughing. Alicia, who was getting annoyed by this attack on her heritage, did the only thing that she could think of. She grabbed a glass filled with a bright blue substance off of a nearby table, and instead of gulping it down, as she would have done in a normal situation, threw it at her friends.
But, alas, her aim was far off, and it hit some poor alien two tables over in the back of the head.
He stood up on his chair and threw his glass at Alicia, who ducked, causing the glass to hit some other alien.
The bar brawl was on.
After about half an hour of drink throwing, alien screaming, and table crashing, our three main characters found themselves hiding under a table in one of the corners of the Cantina.
Thinking that they were out of danger, they all breathed sighs of relief.
However, they were not out of danger. In fact, they were far from it. This was apparent after a large man kicked over the table that they were hiding under.
It was the bartender.
"Oh, sh..." the three started to mutter, but were cut off by the bartender. He was shaking with rage and very red in the face.
"You...three..." he stammered. "You ruined...my...Cantina! I'm gonna..."
What exactly he was going to do remained unknown to the girls, as at that moment, someone smashed a bottle onto his head. He fell to the floor, unconsious.
"I'd say it's time to go, wouldn't you, guys?" Alicia suggested.
Torie and Alee nodded their approval, and the three left the Cantina.
Author's note: Just in case you were wondering, this is how my friends and I really act. Kinda scary, huh? Oh, and also, I speak for myself, Kaisa, and Tian when I say that we don't encourage real life underage drinking. That's what fics are for!