I start off with "Dear God" because the last word in this story is "Amen". I felt that with Amen, it should seem like a letter to God.

There is a cross over of Yugioh (and a very tiny bit of Harry Potter. It's a very small bit. It's very small.)

After reading a few parts of this story, I found it was a little weird…. Haha. Well, I hope you enjoy reading it, despite its weirdness.

Oh yes, and "Tranquilizer böcgun yeem yun" is my poor phonetic attempt to translate "Tranquilizer hit salt person" in Chinese.

Well, again, I hope you enjoy, and please review! Thanks.

Dear God,

This is what happened in this crazy story that I read online…

Nurse: Here's your bag of fish pellets.

Akito: Thank you.

Nurse: Here's your trail mix, your hunting rifle, a tent, a cell phone –

Akito: Nurse, thank you. You don't have to list it. Now, I will see who will accompany me on this journey to Johto!

Nurse: Huh?

Akito: Nothing.

(flashback)

Akito's mother: Akito, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Akito: I want to be the very best, that no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them –

Akito mother (kind of freaked out): Okay.

(end of flashback)

Akito: I'll be off.

Calls Hatori on cell phone.

Akito: Hatori.

Hatori: Akito.

Akito: go.

Hatori: Deer?

Akito: Hunt.

Hatori: At spearhead point?

Akito: Roger that.

Hatori: Understood black eagle.

Akito: Okee-dokee on that one-eyed worm.

(hangs up.)

Hatori a little confused on what Akito just called him.

Akito calls Shigure.

Akito: Sugar.

Shigure: Salt?

Akito: Deer.

Shigure: Four legged idiot?

Akito: yes on that, sugar cube.

Shigure: Playing cube now.

Akito: Shut the box, open the rifle.

Shigure: roger.

Akito: Akito.

Shigure: Roger.

Akito: Akito.

Shigure: This conversation doesn't make sense!

Akito: I called you sugar because the first two syllables in Shigure sounds like sugar. I have no idea what you meant by salt.

Shigure: I thought you were naming stuff that's suppose to be on restaurant tables or something. And why'd you keep saying your name?

Akito: You kept calling me Robert.

Shigure: I said roger.

Akito: No, my name is Akito.

Shigure: Never mind. I'm going to hunt. I'll meet you at Spearhead point (mutters) even though there are like, four different spearhead points in our estate.

Akito: Don't worry. Meet you later. Bye.

Hangs up.

(three of them meet at Spearpoint one day later.)

hatori and shigure meet each other first.

Hatori: Oh! Shigure! So glad to see you. You know, there'll like four different spearhead points all miles apart. I didn't know which one we had to meet at.

Shigure: (tries to sound like a girl) I know! It's like…totally ridiculous! You know.

Hatori: Stop trying to sound like a weird girl talking on a cell phone.

Shigure: All right, girlfriend! I'll like…you know…haha….stop.

Hatori shudders from fear.

Hatori: I think you're dehydrating.

Shigure: Like totally!

Hatori shudders even more and gives water to Shigure.

Shigure: What happened?

Hatori: You're asking the wrong person.

Akito arrives and three of them go off to hunt deer.

Akito: We have to be quiet in these woods.

Shigure: I see Bambi! (gun shot) I see Thumper and Simba (pow) and I see the Beast from Beauty and the Beast! (pow)

Beast: Roar!

Akito: Shigure!

Shigure: Right you are, Akito.

Both brings out lightsabers. (confused? See "Kyou in his True Cat Form (uncut version)")

Lightsaber noise.

Beast: Roar!

Akito and Shigure use the force to try to push the beast off the cliff.

Hatori: I've got it covered! (fires a tranquilizer)

Tranquilizer hits Akito.

Shigure: Salt down! I repeat. Salt down!

Hatori calls Kana/Nurse.

Hatori: Tranquilizer böcgun yeem yun!

Nurse: What the hell are you saying?

Hatori: Tranquilizer hit the salt person! I'm going in to help! One-eyed worm out!

Nurse: Wait! (call ended) Who's a salt pillar? Oh no! The passage in the Bible is repeating itself! Armageddon is coming! Run for your lives! But to where? To the forest!

(salt pillar: God told a family of Judah? to escape from the town full of evil because he will burn it. He told them to not even go back. The family left when the town was still in one piece, but the wife went back to the town against God's wishes because she lost faith in His words. She turned into a pillar of salt as punishment.)

Hatori: Bomb dropping Jedi (shigure), I'm coming!

Hatori fires the gun while running up to the Beast.

Belle: No! Beast!

Hatori: Don't come close, Belle! This is a war zone! We've set up mines here!

Beast steps on mine and gets blown into bits.

Everyone is silent.

Shigure: One-eyed worm, the deed is done.

Hatori: Good job, Bomb dropping jedi.

Belle: Beast! (she hugs the Beast) He's dead thanks to you!

Shigure: Aren't you happy? He was going to eat you.

Gaston: belle, now you can marry me!

Hatori has too much adrenaline so Gaston's voice surprised him so much –

POW!

Belle: Gaston!

Shigure: Hatori!

Hatori stares at Shigure.

Shigure: Good job. I thought I'd have to do it.

Nurse: Armageddon! Armageddon! It's coming!

Hatori: Armageddon?

Akito: What Armageddon?

Shigure: When did you wake up?

Akito: When I heard Armageddon.

Hatori: Armageddon where?

Nurse: Up there!

Everyone sees the Leviathan from the sky.

Hatori: Oh great! Now we've got to stop hunting.

Akito: Let's check it out!

The four of them (akito, hatori, shigure, and kana/nurse) go to Dart's house.

Shigure: Look, One-Eyed Worm. They're dueling.

Darts: hahaha! You've run out of lifepoints.

Yugi: Wait! There's a special ability card.

Darts: Darn! Again? How many do you have?

Yugi: As long as my dark magician girl is on the field, I am still alive.

Darts: Rats! Well, I attack dark magician girl!

Yugi: Rats! Oh yeah? I've got this trap card thing!

Darts: Again? At this rate, you'll never die!

Yugi: Hahaha! That's what's so great about being the main character. I'll attack you and you die!

Darts: Wait! This unleashes some other monster with attack points of infinity! Hahaha—

Nurse: WILL SOMEONE JUST DIE ALREADY! YUGI, YOU HAVE TOO MANY TRAP STUFF AND SPECIAL ABILITIES. AND DARTS HAVE TOO MANY TOO! JUST DIE! (takes Hatori's rifle and shoots them.)

Yugi: Wait! But I survive because my millennium puzzle will protect me!

Darts: And I am safe because the oricoucos forms a shield around me.

Akito: You can't with that piece of junk. (goes out the door and comes back in with a tank.)

Hatori: Ah! Get out of the doorway.

Everyone runs to another part of the room.

Akito: Die! (tank fires)

Yugi: We're still alive.

Tank drives forward and crushes the two of them.

Akito: finally.

Shigure: I'll kill the Leviathan with my bear hands!

Hatori: Shigure, no!

Shigure uses the force and makes the Leviathan die.

Akito: We saved the day, but no one praises us. Instead, everyone wants to kill me.

Hatori: yeah…

Shigure comes back home.

Tohru: Shigure, dinner's ready.

Kyou: What'd you do today, Shigure?

Shigure: Oh! You know, saving the world again.

Tohru: What?

Shigure: I mean we went deer hunting. I brought some meat home. (brings in Gaston's dead body.)

Tohru is freaked out.

Kyou can't tell it's a human, so he cooks it.

Yuki hates his garden so much (because all the plants died from the "Armageddon") and he stomps on the plants while saying "fee fi foh fum".

Shigure goes to sleep.

Hatori went house to house saying animal analogies.

Akito clips his toenails.

Nurse/Kana read the bible.

Hatsuharu repaired Yuki's garden after Yuki crushed it.

Hana killed Yugi's Grandpa. (Hana: die you mother-----)

Yugi's Grandpa dies a sloooow….paaaaainful….death.

Hana laughs.

Yugi burned his grandpa's body.

Anzu (or Tea) realizes that her name spells "tea" in English.

Tristan (or Honda) realizes that his name is a car brand.

A random person is smuggled onto a bus that goes to Hogwarts.

Amen.