Commercials My Style!
Author: Miklusca
Rating: R
Warning: Language
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 8 or the commercials I'm making in
front of.
Feedback: Yes. Pweeeeeeeeease?
Summary: Characters from Final Fantasy 8 are on commercials. Meant to be
funny.
First Commercial
Music plays and children are shown eating burgers while smiling
stupidly. A young woman takes orders in her uniform and cap, brown hair
pouncing as she handed them their meal. She turns to the camera and smiles
widely. Her Green eyes twinkling.
Woman: Here at Mc Wouldo's you always get the best service and food! (She
takes a bite and smiles.)
There's a man in the background in the kitchen humping a sandwich.
Woman: And with our secret sauce, it's sure to be the number 1 place to
eat!
The man shudders and wraps the sandwich.
Man: Here's the special!
Woman: Thanks Irvine! All of our employees love it here, so come and join
us.
The scene shows the sign and fades out.
Second Commercial
Sad music plays and a woman is walking on the beach.
Woman: When I first found out that I have genital herpes, I was
devastated. But now with Whoreaci I have my life back!
Fun music plays as she's shown bouncing, laughing, and doing
cartwheels.
Father: You wouldn't have to take that God Damn medicine if you didn't
fuck everything in sight!
The woman is shown on a date and looks at the camera.
Woman: Thanks Whoreacil!
The scene goes out.
Third Commercial
Rap music plays and a young man with spiky hair walking down the
street, people looking at his shoes.
Man: If you wanna be cool you need Fakeout shoes! You run faster (is
shown running faster than a car. Jump higher (is shown jumping to the
moon.) And get all the ladies (is covered in whores)!
A gangster comes up and shoots him before he could run, stealing his
shoes.
Man: (coughs blood) The only thing they aren't good against is cheap
hoods. (The ambulance comes taking him away)
Gangster: Man these are fresh! (Gets shot also)
Get them at Foot Monger! Warning: May cause premature death; get
life insurance if buying these.
Scene ends.
TBC How do you like it? R&R!
Author: Miklusca
Rating: R
Warning: Language
Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 8 or the commercials I'm making in
front of.
Feedback: Yes. Pweeeeeeeeease?
Summary: Characters from Final Fantasy 8 are on commercials. Meant to be
funny.
First Commercial
Music plays and children are shown eating burgers while smiling
stupidly. A young woman takes orders in her uniform and cap, brown hair
pouncing as she handed them their meal. She turns to the camera and smiles
widely. Her Green eyes twinkling.
Woman: Here at Mc Wouldo's you always get the best service and food! (She
takes a bite and smiles.)
There's a man in the background in the kitchen humping a sandwich.
Woman: And with our secret sauce, it's sure to be the number 1 place to
eat!
The man shudders and wraps the sandwich.
Man: Here's the special!
Woman: Thanks Irvine! All of our employees love it here, so come and join
us.
The scene shows the sign and fades out.
Second Commercial
Sad music plays and a woman is walking on the beach.
Woman: When I first found out that I have genital herpes, I was
devastated. But now with Whoreaci I have my life back!
Fun music plays as she's shown bouncing, laughing, and doing
cartwheels.
Father: You wouldn't have to take that God Damn medicine if you didn't
fuck everything in sight!
The woman is shown on a date and looks at the camera.
Woman: Thanks Whoreacil!
The scene goes out.
Third Commercial
Rap music plays and a young man with spiky hair walking down the
street, people looking at his shoes.
Man: If you wanna be cool you need Fakeout shoes! You run faster (is
shown running faster than a car. Jump higher (is shown jumping to the
moon.) And get all the ladies (is covered in whores)!
A gangster comes up and shoots him before he could run, stealing his
shoes.
Man: (coughs blood) The only thing they aren't good against is cheap
hoods. (The ambulance comes taking him away)
Gangster: Man these are fresh! (Gets shot also)
Get them at Foot Monger! Warning: May cause premature death; get
life insurance if buying these.
Scene ends.
TBC How do you like it? R&R!