Chapter 2: 4-6
Squall & Seifer
Music plays and two men are watching TV. The brunette gets up and
grabs a soda.
Brunette: Do you want one?
Blonde: Sure! It's hot today.
He brings them back two bottles of cola.
Announcer: Nothing beats a hot day like Kooka-Coola soda with Viagra for
both men and women!
Blonde: How about we take this hot day in the bedroom?
Burnett: Sounds fine to me!
They go off into the bedroom and they show a close up of the bottle.
Announcer: Kooka-Coola Soda with Viagra! It blows the competition away!
The scene fades out as the sounds of moaning and squeaking is heard.
5th commercial
Cid & Edea
Scene opens to an old man holding his stomach. His wife looks at him
with concern.
Wife: You look uncomfortable honey. Are you constipated again?
Husband: Well I'm not this way because I'm horny!
Wife turns to camera.
Wife: When your constipated use Flow Out! (Turns to another camera). Flow
Out is an easy way to relieve constipation! Just warm up the liquid, put
the tube up your ass and take the pill at the same time! It's easy and
fast!
You hear the man in the bathroom groaning and plops and other nasty
noises. @_@.
Wife: I'm leaving you for the pool man! I can't stand a man that's too
old and plugged up!
Walks off with Nida the pool man.
Husband: You need me bitch!
Scene ends showing the product. Warnings!: Side effects could be
insomnia, paranoia, cramping, colon cancer and death.
6th Commercial
Kiros
Scene opens with a black man with long flowing dread locks or whatever.
Smiling he looks in the mirror in a bathroom.
Man: When my hair started to fall out I was horrified.
He turns to the camera and runs a hand through the braids-or attempt
to.
Man: Now with Ke Grow my hair is thicker and fuller than ever!
Is shown in a restaurant with women running hands over the braids.
Man: (Smiling) My sex life hasn't been this good in years! Thanks to Ke
Grow!
Announcer: Ke Grow! The leading in regrowing hair! Warning: May cause
blindness and sterility!
Scene fades with him smiling.
TBC More to come!!
Squall & Seifer
Music plays and two men are watching TV. The brunette gets up and
grabs a soda.
Brunette: Do you want one?
Blonde: Sure! It's hot today.
He brings them back two bottles of cola.
Announcer: Nothing beats a hot day like Kooka-Coola soda with Viagra for
both men and women!
Blonde: How about we take this hot day in the bedroom?
Burnett: Sounds fine to me!
They go off into the bedroom and they show a close up of the bottle.
Announcer: Kooka-Coola Soda with Viagra! It blows the competition away!
The scene fades out as the sounds of moaning and squeaking is heard.
5th commercial
Cid & Edea
Scene opens to an old man holding his stomach. His wife looks at him
with concern.
Wife: You look uncomfortable honey. Are you constipated again?
Husband: Well I'm not this way because I'm horny!
Wife turns to camera.
Wife: When your constipated use Flow Out! (Turns to another camera). Flow
Out is an easy way to relieve constipation! Just warm up the liquid, put
the tube up your ass and take the pill at the same time! It's easy and
fast!
You hear the man in the bathroom groaning and plops and other nasty
noises. @_@.
Wife: I'm leaving you for the pool man! I can't stand a man that's too
old and plugged up!
Walks off with Nida the pool man.
Husband: You need me bitch!
Scene ends showing the product. Warnings!: Side effects could be
insomnia, paranoia, cramping, colon cancer and death.
6th Commercial
Kiros
Scene opens with a black man with long flowing dread locks or whatever.
Smiling he looks in the mirror in a bathroom.
Man: When my hair started to fall out I was horrified.
He turns to the camera and runs a hand through the braids-or attempt
to.
Man: Now with Ke Grow my hair is thicker and fuller than ever!
Is shown in a restaurant with women running hands over the braids.
Man: (Smiling) My sex life hasn't been this good in years! Thanks to Ke
Grow!
Announcer: Ke Grow! The leading in regrowing hair! Warning: May cause
blindness and sterility!
Scene fades with him smiling.
TBC More to come!!