Chapter 3: 7-9
Laguna
Opens to a man looking a picture.
Man: When I found out I had a son I was shocked! My wife died years ago
while I was away. I though she was just getting fat! But I immediately
turned to Family Finder! (Turns around to another camera)
Man: Family Finder is a helpful business that finds lost family members.
They take a blood sample and test DNA of everyone born in the year you
think. I found my son last year. Sure he beats me, and yells but I know
it's out of love! ^_^.
Shows a picture of Squall kicking Laguna in the balls.
Man: I think our relationship is blossoming! (Smiles)
Scene fades out with the phone numbers showing.
8th Commercial
Ward
Scene opens with a large man with a bandana around his sweaty head.
He rubs his head in pain and stops hammering.
Man: Fucking A! This shit ass headache won't go away!
Another man comes up and hands him a bottle.
Other Man: Here take this. Chitsuzai! My doctor says it's better than
the leading brands.
Man: Chitsuzai? (Takes tow and magically some time later is shown doing
everything under the sun.)
Man: Hey that really worked!
Other Man: I told you! (They are shown walking off laughing)
Warnings: Can cause stomach bleeding, liver failure, brain damage
and coma.
Scene fades out showing the bottle.
9th Commercial
Zell again
Opens with a young blonde man bouncing around, he was waiting at a
hot dog vender. He turns to the camera smiling like an idiot.
Man: I can't wait! Hot dogs are my favorite! (He gets a hot dog
and bites into it moaning. After swallowing he turns to the camera).
Man: But the best is Balamb Dogs! Made up of Beef, Chicken, Duck, Turkey,
Fish, Tofu, and Rat it's bound to be a success! (He takes another bite
moaning and rubbing his crotch. The vender guy looks around and walks away
slowly).
Man: I love them so much I once had a threesome with one!
Vender Guy: @_@. That's one fucked up kid!
The scene ends focusing the hot dogs.
Announcer: Balamb Dogs! Now with Cheese and Roach flavors!
TBCNope still not the end.
Laguna
Opens to a man looking a picture.
Man: When I found out I had a son I was shocked! My wife died years ago
while I was away. I though she was just getting fat! But I immediately
turned to Family Finder! (Turns around to another camera)
Man: Family Finder is a helpful business that finds lost family members.
They take a blood sample and test DNA of everyone born in the year you
think. I found my son last year. Sure he beats me, and yells but I know
it's out of love! ^_^.
Shows a picture of Squall kicking Laguna in the balls.
Man: I think our relationship is blossoming! (Smiles)
Scene fades out with the phone numbers showing.
8th Commercial
Ward
Scene opens with a large man with a bandana around his sweaty head.
He rubs his head in pain and stops hammering.
Man: Fucking A! This shit ass headache won't go away!
Another man comes up and hands him a bottle.
Other Man: Here take this. Chitsuzai! My doctor says it's better than
the leading brands.
Man: Chitsuzai? (Takes tow and magically some time later is shown doing
everything under the sun.)
Man: Hey that really worked!
Other Man: I told you! (They are shown walking off laughing)
Warnings: Can cause stomach bleeding, liver failure, brain damage
and coma.
Scene fades out showing the bottle.
9th Commercial
Zell again
Opens with a young blonde man bouncing around, he was waiting at a
hot dog vender. He turns to the camera smiling like an idiot.
Man: I can't wait! Hot dogs are my favorite! (He gets a hot dog
and bites into it moaning. After swallowing he turns to the camera).
Man: But the best is Balamb Dogs! Made up of Beef, Chicken, Duck, Turkey,
Fish, Tofu, and Rat it's bound to be a success! (He takes another bite
moaning and rubbing his crotch. The vender guy looks around and walks away
slowly).
Man: I love them so much I once had a threesome with one!
Vender Guy: @_@. That's one fucked up kid!
The scene ends focusing the hot dogs.
Announcer: Balamb Dogs! Now with Cheese and Roach flavors!
TBCNope still not the end.