Chapter 4: 10-12
10th Commercial
Raijin & Fuijin
Scene opens on a large young black man and a silver haired woman with
an eye-patch sitting at a kitchen table.
Man: It's so hard to get up in the morning ya know.
Woman: WIMP! (kicks him under the table)
Man: (cries). I just want some coffee!
Woman: COFFEE!? HERE'S YOUR DAMN COFFEE! (beats him with the can)
Man: X_X
Announcer: Err. With Balamb Mountain Brew you'll never have to go
through this. It's fresh taste is number one over all brands. Balamb's
Mountain Brew, take some home today.
Scene fades out with the woman beating the announcer with the bloody
can.
11th Commercial
Selphie again
Scene opens on a young brown haired woman. She was smiling and all
happy. She opened her purse and her eyes flared red and fire burned.
Woman: I'm out of fucking candy! (screams is heard as she mauls
people, tearing some of their limbs off.)
Announcer: Don't let this happen to you. Make sure you have plenty
of Mega Super Duper Sweet Chocolate Mountain Dew Candy! (The announcer gets
his arm ripped off by the woman who eats all of it)
Woman: (Sweet as can be) That's better! Gotta have my Mega Super
Duper Sweet Chocolate Mountain Dew Candy! Or I will kill all of you!
Announcer #2: Don't leave your sugar addict go without it! It has
90% Sugar! (Gags @_@) It also contains 2% Cocaine! Warnings: If you are
pregnant or nursing don't eat this or if your diabetic. May become
addictive.
Scene ends with the woman twitching and running around, flailing her
arms.
12th Commercial
Irvine again
Scene opens with a man on a date, they are hugging and smootching.
Man: How about we go to the bedroom?
Woman: Do you have protection? (There was a needle screetch and he
looks terrified.)
Man: Shit!
A beaver comes in and tosses a condom at them.
Man & Woman: Thanks! (They run into the bedroom)
Beaver: Beaver Skin Condoms! The best in protection and intimate
pleasure! Warnings: May cause you to turn into a beaver.
Scene fades out as the noises from the bedroom picks up.
TBC?
10th Commercial
Raijin & Fuijin
Scene opens on a large young black man and a silver haired woman with
an eye-patch sitting at a kitchen table.
Man: It's so hard to get up in the morning ya know.
Woman: WIMP! (kicks him under the table)
Man: (cries). I just want some coffee!
Woman: COFFEE!? HERE'S YOUR DAMN COFFEE! (beats him with the can)
Man: X_X
Announcer: Err. With Balamb Mountain Brew you'll never have to go
through this. It's fresh taste is number one over all brands. Balamb's
Mountain Brew, take some home today.
Scene fades out with the woman beating the announcer with the bloody
can.
11th Commercial
Selphie again
Scene opens on a young brown haired woman. She was smiling and all
happy. She opened her purse and her eyes flared red and fire burned.
Woman: I'm out of fucking candy! (screams is heard as she mauls
people, tearing some of their limbs off.)
Announcer: Don't let this happen to you. Make sure you have plenty
of Mega Super Duper Sweet Chocolate Mountain Dew Candy! (The announcer gets
his arm ripped off by the woman who eats all of it)
Woman: (Sweet as can be) That's better! Gotta have my Mega Super
Duper Sweet Chocolate Mountain Dew Candy! Or I will kill all of you!
Announcer #2: Don't leave your sugar addict go without it! It has
90% Sugar! (Gags @_@) It also contains 2% Cocaine! Warnings: If you are
pregnant or nursing don't eat this or if your diabetic. May become
addictive.
Scene ends with the woman twitching and running around, flailing her
arms.
12th Commercial
Irvine again
Scene opens with a man on a date, they are hugging and smootching.
Man: How about we go to the bedroom?
Woman: Do you have protection? (There was a needle screetch and he
looks terrified.)
Man: Shit!
A beaver comes in and tosses a condom at them.
Man & Woman: Thanks! (They run into the bedroom)
Beaver: Beaver Skin Condoms! The best in protection and intimate
pleasure! Warnings: May cause you to turn into a beaver.
Scene fades out as the noises from the bedroom picks up.
TBC?