Chapter 5: 13-15
13th Commercial
Squall again
Scene opens at a bar, people dancing and carrying on. There is a
young man drinking illegally and the Bar Keep comes up.
Bar Keep: You're mighty young to be drinking.
Man: Whatever, give me another.
Bar Keep: I think you had enough.
Man: Enough!? Were you the one who fought against numerous Sorceress's!?
No! Now give me another one asshole!
Bar Keep pours him another glass and shakes his head.
Announcer: AA Whiskey! Makes you forget your troubles! With 50% alcohol,
you won't know what hit you!
The drunken man starts swinging his Gunblade around, screaming that
everyone was a Sorceress.
Announcer: AA Whiskey! There's no substitute---AHHH!!
Scene fades with the announcer gets cut in half and the man foams
with a bottle of booze.
14th Commercial (This was inspired by a MAD TV parody)
Quistis
Scene opens with a blonde woman with a bun washing cloths. She
sniffed and smiled at the wonderful fragrance.
Woman: Wow! All those stains are gone.
A fluffy white bear falls in a basket and giggles.
Bear: Ha ha! So soft!
Woman: (Screams) What the fuck are you!? (She throws the bear across the
room)
Bear: Bitch! I help clean your Goddamn cloths and this is the fucking
thanks I get!
Women: Get the hell away! (She takes out a baseball bat and beats the
bear bloody)
Bear: Unuh! Whore! (Bites one of her fingers off and she screams)
She pulls out a gun and blows the teddy's head off.
Scene fades focusing on a bloody bottle of Brunty Cloths Detergent.
15th Commercial
Rinoa
Scene opens with a black haired woman, sneezing and coughing, making
her dog bark in the bed.
Woman: Sorry Angelo, this damn cold won't go away! (She sneeze's again
and the dog jumps down)
Woman: Don't go babe!
The dog returns with a bottle of liquid.
Woman: Cold No More? (Reads) Relieves all cold symptoms and lets you
sleep all night long. (She takes some and suddenly falls asleep, now she
snores, rattling the windows)
Announcer: Cold No More, knocks the hell out of the competition!
Warnings: May cause severe gas.
Scene ends with the bottle and loud farts.
TBC
13th Commercial
Squall again
Scene opens at a bar, people dancing and carrying on. There is a
young man drinking illegally and the Bar Keep comes up.
Bar Keep: You're mighty young to be drinking.
Man: Whatever, give me another.
Bar Keep: I think you had enough.
Man: Enough!? Were you the one who fought against numerous Sorceress's!?
No! Now give me another one asshole!
Bar Keep pours him another glass and shakes his head.
Announcer: AA Whiskey! Makes you forget your troubles! With 50% alcohol,
you won't know what hit you!
The drunken man starts swinging his Gunblade around, screaming that
everyone was a Sorceress.
Announcer: AA Whiskey! There's no substitute---AHHH!!
Scene fades with the announcer gets cut in half and the man foams
with a bottle of booze.
14th Commercial (This was inspired by a MAD TV parody)
Quistis
Scene opens with a blonde woman with a bun washing cloths. She
sniffed and smiled at the wonderful fragrance.
Woman: Wow! All those stains are gone.
A fluffy white bear falls in a basket and giggles.
Bear: Ha ha! So soft!
Woman: (Screams) What the fuck are you!? (She throws the bear across the
room)
Bear: Bitch! I help clean your Goddamn cloths and this is the fucking
thanks I get!
Women: Get the hell away! (She takes out a baseball bat and beats the
bear bloody)
Bear: Unuh! Whore! (Bites one of her fingers off and she screams)
She pulls out a gun and blows the teddy's head off.
Scene fades focusing on a bloody bottle of Brunty Cloths Detergent.
15th Commercial
Rinoa
Scene opens with a black haired woman, sneezing and coughing, making
her dog bark in the bed.
Woman: Sorry Angelo, this damn cold won't go away! (She sneeze's again
and the dog jumps down)
Woman: Don't go babe!
The dog returns with a bottle of liquid.
Woman: Cold No More? (Reads) Relieves all cold symptoms and lets you
sleep all night long. (She takes some and suddenly falls asleep, now she
snores, rattling the windows)
Announcer: Cold No More, knocks the hell out of the competition!
Warnings: May cause severe gas.
Scene ends with the bottle and loud farts.
TBC