Chapter 6: 16-18
16th Commercial
Quistis
The scene opens in an office where a blonde woman stared at a
computer screen. Her blue eyes squinted in frustration. She punched a
hole through the screen
Woman: Piece of shit! I can't look up porn on a slow shit!
Her co-workers looked at her O.o
Announcer: Slow computers keeping your life on hold? Well with Esther's
Odine Computer you'll never have to upgrade, because it does it
automatically. Has an Intel Pentium 7 and all the works! Only 10,997 Gil!
Woman: With Esther's Odine Computer I can look up porn in only milla
seconds!
Scene ends with her smiling.
17th Commercial
XU
Scene opens with a young woman looking worried, looking out a window.
Woman: (Looks at camera) When I thought I was pregnant I was worried.
How was I going to take care of it? What will happen to me? How was I
going to take care of it? Who's the father? (Turns to another camera)
But then I used Rinoa's Pregnancy Test. It was clear and easy to read!
The product is shone, a stripe of paper.
Woman: You take a urine sample and wet the stripe. When not pregnant it
says: Yo ho! No child! When pregnant it says: Next time close your
legs! Now I know there's no baby in by future yet!
Scene faded with the box and her smiling.
18th Commercial
Adel
Opens to a person that looks like a hermaphrodite. It's rubbing its
eyes sneezing.
It: my damn allergies! You would think someone as powerful as I would
suffer from this shit! I mean it's making my eyes red!
Just then a lightening bolt hits the ground, and after the smoke clears a
box of medicine is left.
It: WTF!? (Picks it up) WWW.Allergy Pills? What a stupid ass name!
Takes some anyways and all symptoms but It's red eyes are gone.
It: WTF!? My eyes are still red! (It's eyes fall out from some unknown
disease and runs around screaming)
Announcer: WWW.Allergy Pills! They may just work.
Scene ends with It still screaming.
TBC
16th Commercial
Quistis
The scene opens in an office where a blonde woman stared at a
computer screen. Her blue eyes squinted in frustration. She punched a
hole through the screen
Woman: Piece of shit! I can't look up porn on a slow shit!
Her co-workers looked at her O.o
Announcer: Slow computers keeping your life on hold? Well with Esther's
Odine Computer you'll never have to upgrade, because it does it
automatically. Has an Intel Pentium 7 and all the works! Only 10,997 Gil!
Woman: With Esther's Odine Computer I can look up porn in only milla
seconds!
Scene ends with her smiling.
17th Commercial
XU
Scene opens with a young woman looking worried, looking out a window.
Woman: (Looks at camera) When I thought I was pregnant I was worried.
How was I going to take care of it? What will happen to me? How was I
going to take care of it? Who's the father? (Turns to another camera)
But then I used Rinoa's Pregnancy Test. It was clear and easy to read!
The product is shone, a stripe of paper.
Woman: You take a urine sample and wet the stripe. When not pregnant it
says: Yo ho! No child! When pregnant it says: Next time close your
legs! Now I know there's no baby in by future yet!
Scene faded with the box and her smiling.
18th Commercial
Adel
Opens to a person that looks like a hermaphrodite. It's rubbing its
eyes sneezing.
It: my damn allergies! You would think someone as powerful as I would
suffer from this shit! I mean it's making my eyes red!
Just then a lightening bolt hits the ground, and after the smoke clears a
box of medicine is left.
It: WTF!? (Picks it up) WWW.Allergy Pills? What a stupid ass name!
Takes some anyways and all symptoms but It's red eyes are gone.
It: WTF!? My eyes are still red! (It's eyes fall out from some unknown
disease and runs around screaming)
Announcer: WWW.Allergy Pills! They may just work.
Scene ends with It still screaming.
TBC