19th Commercial
Laguna Again
Scene opens to a dark haired man with sparkling green eyes, he looked into the camera.
Man: I use to hate going to the beach, I was covered in hair!
(Shows picture of him looking like bigfoot) And that's when I found Shaven Ape! It's easy and safe!
you just need to open the bottle, shake, spread on and wipe off!
The product is being applied.
Man: You can use it anywhere! Face, legs, arms, ass, nads you name it!
Announcer: Shaven Ape! Use it or DIE! Warning: May cause a rash and or extreme arousal.
The scene ends with the man smiling widly.
20th Commercial
Cid Again
Man: God damn it! First I'm constipated and my wife leaves me for the fucking pool guy,
now I have diahreah! (He runs to the bathroom and all the noises ensuses) I hate fucking kids!
All day whine, whine, whine! (Continues on and on)
Announcer: Diahrea got you irritable? Then you need Shit No More! Juse one pill makes that
watery stool to solid! It's just that easy!
Man: Nothing is that easy! NOTHING! Now get the fuck out of my house!
Announcer: (whispers) No wonder you wife left you bastard! (normal voice) Take Shit No More!
That way you won't turn into an asshole!
Scene ends with the man yelling.
21st Commercial
Seifer again
Scene opens to a blonde man holding a fluff cat with brown fur and blue eyes, a tan marking
going across the bridge of the nose. (Like Squall as a cat .) The cat jumps off the mans lap
and nudges his food dish with a meow.
Man: Oh Squally Kitty! I'm coming! (skips over to the dish and takes it. He takes
out a can of wet cat food)
Man: With Griever Cat Food I know Squally Kitty is getting the best! And I just have to
give my snoogaly poo the best! .
The cat meows a questiong meow and the man hugs and kisses the fluffy ball.
Scene ends at the man bowing to the confused cat.
TBC