22nd Commercial
Ultimecia
Scene opens to a woman with silver hair and wings sitting on a throne.
Woman: When that spekial time komes around, you don't want to use just any ordinary pad!
Tampons hurt like hell to me, I mean have something inside and supposily you don't feel
a thing? Fuck that!
Her eyes turn violet and looks at another camera.
Woman: So when it komes time for me, I use Shukketsu Nuno () It's
thick enough even for my heaviest down pours!
The product shows and she smiles eviliy.
Woman: Make sure your komfortable and klean when trying to bend the will of time! (her
wings fluff out and destroys a stand)
The scene ends with the box shown and the woman talking about "Kursed SeeDs"
23rd Commercial
Fuijin Again
The scene opens with a woman throwing stuff, kicking men, talking in caps loudly.
Everyone in the office stares.
Woman: I SAID A GOD DAMN SOY LATTE!
Throws a boy across the room, foaming at the mouth.
Announcer: When it's that time of the month dont let PMS get to you. Just take Bitch Be Gone!
It's sure to make you as docile as a kitten.
Woman: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? DIE! (she attacks him and drags him off)
Announcer: For the love of Hyne, everyone take Bitch Be Gone! (screams as he's torn apart.
The product is shown as the rampage continues)
24th Commercial
Raijin Again
Scene opens with a large black man scratching his ass. He just scratched and
scratched and started bleeding through his pants.
Man: Fucking hemmroids! They won't go away! I tried everything and nothing works! Ya know?
(the man uses his staff and scratches himself with it)
Announcer: Have nasty hemmroids? Use H, just one application and you'll feel a big
difference!
The man grabs the medicine and push's the announcer away. He pulls down his pants
and immediatly uses the cream.
Man: It feels sooo good ya know! H! is great!
The scene ends witht he announcer being humped by the man.
TBC