Here i'm using the GF names unlike the human commercials.
25th Commercial
Ifrit
Scene opens to a carnival where a huge red beast with horns is eating truck loads of food, then
grabs his stomach.
Ifrit: Man i need to fart! (lifts up his leg and farts really loud, the fumes melting people
into puddles of bubbling flesh) Geez that felt good! (lets a couple more fly)
Announcer: (wearing gas mask) When you have bad gas it's easy to embarras yourself.
Ifrit: Hey I don't care (farts again)
Announcer: Well we do! Ah hem. To get rid of your gas, take Kiros's Flatulantago! Your friends, family,
and strangers will thank you!
Ifrit: Oh yeah? (farts just continue)
Announcer: God damn it! Take the fucking medicine!
Scene ends with the announcer yelling.
26th Commercial
Cerberus & Carbuncle
This is making front of that old Cingular commercial with the two guys listening to the
phone ring gangster like music and walking.
The two guys are walking doing that bobbing bullshit,when a three headed demon dog and a blue
thing with a jewel in the forehead runs in. Cereberus tears them to shreds and Carbuncle eats thier
corpses. They take the cell phone.
Cerberus: Hey lets call the sex lines!
Carbuncle: Yeah! Yeah!
They walk down the sidewalk talking to sexy women and men, having phone sex.
Announcer: Cingular Phones, make sure your not fucking off in the open with it!
Scene ends with them moaning into the phone.
27th Commercial
Shiva & Bahamut
Scene opens to a beautiful babe, her blue skin sparkles as did her eyes. A huge dragon was
panting at some make-up.
Announcer: When you want to look your best ladies use Crystal GF Make-up!
Shiva: Why do woman have to put on this shit?
Bahamut: I wear it! (claps his claws together)
Shiva?? I see. That mascara really brings out your eyes.
Bahamut: Really? Oooh! Honey I am just blushing now!
Announcer: . What the fuck?
Shiva: Lets play make-up and kill monsters!
Bahamut: Yah! (they skip together)
The scene ends with the product and the announcer looking extremely confuses.
TBC