Scene opens at a happy theme park, children were laughing and acting like idiots.
Children: Yeah, we love Final Fantasy Theme Park! There's the Ragnoark Ride! (shows
a roller coaster ride) Over there is the lizard ride.
Leviathan: Hey fucking kids! I AM NOT A RIDE!
Children: (screaming) It's alive!
Leviathan is stopped by Squall
Squall: Come with me Leviathan. I'll buy you a beer.
Leviathan: Sure! (they leave while children cried)
29th Commercial
Gilgamesh
Scene opens to a man/GF with about 6 arms, each hand chapped.
Gilgamesh: Damn, holding all those swords all day are drying out my skin! I can't
even jerk off!
Announcer: Well with new NoMo Krusty! It's great for your skin, knives or if you
just wanna jerk off!
Gilgamesh uses it on all hands and they're magically smooth and silky.
Gilgamesh: Hot damn! Now all I need is someone to hold me.
Announcer: Ummm...oookay.
Scene ends with Gilgamesh stalking him.
30th Commercial
Diablos
Scene ends with a scary thing with wings and a tail. A ball of black stuff twirls
in the sky. The GF opens his mouth and flames fly out burning some people to ash.
Diablos: Damn heartburn! No matter what I eat! Chicken, chille, pussy or cock!
Announcer: Don't let heartburn get you down! Just take a tablet of Garden's Best!
Diablos: Shut the hell up! (throws the swirling black ball on him) Dumb fuck!
(takes the pills and his heartburn is gone) Well i'll be damned! It's gone!
Announcer #2: This is way dumb, i'm leaving
The scene ends.
The End of the commercials.