Title: Seeing Red

Summary: A series of vignettes in which our favorite characters get their revenge on our two favorite Sues.(based on crazyroninchics Never Leaving Fan fiction lying Around)

Flavor: Humor/Angst

Rating: PG

S/U: Kelly Clarkson "Since U Been Gone" , Evanescence "Everybody's Fool", Backstreet Boys "Incomplete"

Disclaimer: I own nothing nothing at all...nope...except for that one Legolas poster above my bed and that lotr calendar...but that's it. I promise. Pay no attention to the twin elves in my closet (smiles innocently)

A/N: This is only my second attempt at something like this, please bear this in mind. I've made sure that I haven't made any mistakes but if I have well just deal with it. I'm not perfect like our favorite Sue. I can accept constructive criticism. But any and all flamers will have a nice friendly chat with Mr. Pointy. Enjoy!

Chapter One: Arwen's Revenge

The Scene is the Coronation of the King of Men, a glorious celebration after the darkness of the War of the Ring. A time for all the peoples of Middle Earth to celebrate a new age, where the Shadow no longer haunted their steps, Mordor was defeated once and for all. But alas unbeknownst to most, there was an evil force darker than the Dark Lord himself, which was going to make its presence known. A force so terrifying, that no one not even the King of Gondor would be able to stop it. What is this force you ask? While the fellowship of the ring was on its quest to destroy the evil ring, two girls, from a strange land joined them on their journey. The girls wormed their way into the hearts of the group, in particular, the future king of Gondor and the prince of Mirkwood, along with any other male they happened to fancy along the way. Alas it seemed like there would be no stopping them, but that was until 'she' arrived. Who is this she? Her name is Arwen Undomiel, the Evenstar, who was supposed to marry Aragorn son of Arathorn. She was to be the future queen of Gondor till a strange girl named Celeste had stolen her true love away from her. Through her ability of foresight she saw the many um 'things' that Celeste had done with her love. And to say that she was angry would the greatest understatement in all of Arda. She was fuelled by a hatred that burned hotter than all the fires of Mt Doom, with a wrath that would rival the Dark Lord himself. Behind the calm demeanor there was utter fury, she was determined to make them both pay, especially that wench Celeste. So there she stood beside her father and her two twin brothers Elladan and Elrohir, waiting for the perfect time in which to enact her revenge. That moment came when the newly crowned king made his way through the crowd with his 'new queen', he was looking through the crowd when he stopped suddenly, as if he sensed someone presence he hadn't counted on. Where he stopped was the very place where Arwen standing. Of course he didn't know Arwen was there, that was all about to change in a matter of moments. His sudden stop, caused his 'queen' to ask" Is something wrong Gornie?" it was at that very moment that the Evenstar took the opportunity to reveal herself. She threw back her hood, and said in a sickeningly sweet voice" Oh yes Gornie is something wrong?" To say that he was surprised would be the understatement of the yen. He the King of Gondor, who had fought many a foe, was held speechless.

"You didn't expect to see me here did you? Well Gornie, I have just one thing to say to you..." Arwen said with an icy glare. Suddenly music started playing out of nowhere and she began to sing:

Here's the thing we started off friends

It was cool It was all pretend

Yeah yeah since u been gone

You dedicated you took the time

Wasn't long till I called you mine

Yeah yeah since u been gone

And all you'd ever hear me say

Is how I picture me with you?

That's all you'd ever hear me say

But since u been gone

I can breathe for the first time

I'm so moving on

Yeah yeah

Thanks to you now I get what I want

Since u been gone

How can I put it?

You put me on

I even fell for the stupid love song

Yeah yeah

Since u been gone

How come I never I hear you say

I just wanna be with you

Guess you never felt that way

But Since u been gone

I can breathe for the first time

I'm so moving on

Yeah yeah

Thanks to you now I get, I get what I want

Since u been gone

You had your chance you blew it

Out of sight out of mind

Shut your mouth I just can't take it

Again and again and again and again

Since u been gone

I can breathe for the first time

I'm so moving on

Yeah yeah

Thanks to you now I get, I get what I want

I can breathe for the first time

I'm so moving on

Yeah yeah

Thanks to you, now I get

You should know that I get

I get what I want

Since u been gone

Since u been gone

Since u been gone

When the song was over Arwen in dramatic fashion went over to where Legolas and Starr were standing and she grabbed the blonde elf and kissed him full on the lips. That action sent shockwaves through the crowd, but the Evenstar after ending the embrace walked calmly back to where Aragorn was , and said sarcastically "How's that feel Gornie? You think you could just to that to me! Well, think again! I knew one day I would get my revenge and boy does it feel sweet! Wish I could stay, but I wouldn't want to cause a scene now would I? Well have a nice life with your 'queen'...(she turned her deadly gaze to Celeste and said) Mark my words one day I'll come for you. I will hunt you down like the spawn of Morgoth that you are. Nothing will be able to stop me from slaughtering you like an animal. " when she had ended her speech she spun on her heels, and turned to leave.

Celeste not wanting to look weak in front of her 'new' subjects asked defiantly "Is that a threat?"

Arwen turned around and with a look that could've frozen Mordor over said in a chilled tone "No, my dear that is a promise." she then called for her horse and road off out of the city. Leaving all those behind to wonder what on Arda had just happened.

TBC