Title: Seeing Red
Summary: A series of vignettes in which our favorite characters get their revenge on our two favorite Sues. (Based on crazyroninchics Never Leaving Fan fiction lying around)
Flavor: Humor/Angst
Rating: PG
S/U: Kelly Clarkson "Since U Been Gone" "Behind these hazel eyes", Evanescence "Everybody's Fool", Backstreet Boys "Incomplete"
Disclaimer: I own nothing nothing at all...nope...except for that one Legolas poster above my bed and that lotr calendar...but that's it. I promise. Pay no attention to the twin elves in my closet (smiles innocently)
A/N: This is only my second attempt at something like this, please bear this in mind. I've made sure that I haven't made any mistakes but if I have well just deal with it. I'm not perfect like our favorite Sue. I can accept constructive criticism. But any and all flamers will have a nice friendly chat with Mr. Pointy. Enjoy!
Chapter two: Ewoyn's Revenge
Everyone in Minas Tirith was still murmuring over what had just taken place. A majority of people that were present were shocked, that one of the Eldar, especially Arwen Undomeil would do such a thing. Some people felt that she had gone crazy, or was under too much stress due to giving up her immortality. But not all of those in the crowd were surprised that something like that happend. There were at least three people who had a feeling that she would do something like that. The first two people who knew of this plot were her two twin brothers Elladan and Elrohir. Outwardly they were as shocked as everyone else, but inwardly they were applauding their sister for pulling off one the biggest pranks, they'd ever witnessed. Sure they had pulled off some pretty great pranks throughout the years, but this one topped them all. So when she informed them that she was planning to get her revenge on the new 'queen' of Gondor, they wholeheartedly supported her, they saw what that wench did to their sister, and were completely in agreement that revenge was abosulty necessary. There was one final person who knew of the revenge plot against the evil Sue. This person was intimately involved in the planning of this particular act of retaliation. Eowyn witnessed first hand the treachery of the 'queen', and decided that pay-back was most certainly in order. She understood why Arwen was seeking revenge. For not only had Celeste stolen Aragorn from Arwen, but she had disgraced the honor of her Uncle Theoden, and mocked the sacrifice of her cousin, Theodred these acts alone were enough to get the shield maiden to agree to participate in the plot for revenge. She had stood idly by while Celeste had wormed her way into the hearts of the people of Gondor, waiting, for the perfect moment, to serve her own cold dish of revenge. That moment came when the first part of the revenge plot came to fruition. Eowyn waited patiently while Arwen got her revenge. Now it was her turn, and she would certainly make it count. Not wanting to be outdone by Arwen, she was determined to make sure that no one would ever forget what happened on this day. So there she stood next to her beloved Faramir, her heart beating out her chest, adrenaline pumping, all the while trying to maintain a cool demeanor. After a few tense moments, she finally seized her chance at revenge. Eowyn suddenly stepped out from the crowd, and stood in the middle of the square. She quickly made her way to where Celeste and Aragorn were standing. When she stood in front of the 'queen she said with steeled resolve "I have only one thing to say to you my 'queen'…" with that music began to play, and she began to sing:
perfect by nature
icons of self indulgence
just what we all need
more lies about a world that
never was and never will be
have you no shame don't you see me
you know you've got everybody fooled
look here she comes now
bow down and stare in wonder
oh how we love you
no flaws when you're pretending
but now I know she
never was and never will be
you don't know how you've betrayed me
and somehow you've got everybody fooled
without the mask where will you hide
can't find yourself lost in your lie
I know the truth now
I know who you are
and I don't love you anymore
it never was and never will be
you don't know how you've betrayed me
and somehow you've got everybody fooled
it never was and never will be
you're not real and you can't save me
somehow now you're everybody's fool
After the song was finished Eowyn returned to her place next to Faramir, who along with she had very satisfied look on his face. Meanwhile in Lorien, a sad song filled the air, interspersed with sobs of grief, a lone figure sat under a tree. Yes she had her revenge but somehow it felt so hollow, not as fulfilling as she had expected. So there she sat and poured out her grief and pain, in song:
Swallowing me then spitting me out
For hating you I blame myself
Seeing you it kills me now
No I don't cry on the outside
Anymore, anymore
Here I am once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes
Here I am once again
I'm torn into pieces
Can't deny it can't pretend
Just thought you were the one
Broken up deep inside
But you won't get to see the tears I cry
Behind these hazel eyes
As she finished her lament, she realized that right then Eowyn was getting her revenge, and for one brief moment she let a smile cross her face, then the more she thought about it, she began to laugh. Oh how she would've loved to have seen the look on Celeste's face. The reaction alone would be worth all the mithril in Arda. Soon laughter floated through the trees, replacing the cries of anguish and despair. Arwen was back, better and stronger than before. She was determined not to wallow in despair any longer. Leaving from her spot under the tree, she went off in search of someone to spar with, particularly someone named Haldir. Soon a plot began to form in her head, and a mischievous grin grew on her face. After she was done, all of Arda would know, not to mess with Arwen Undomeil.
TBC