(Here's the third chapter for my "Here Comes the Sun" episode. Thanks to The Time Traveler, namechanger, and SonicLover for reviewing. Now, for review replies.)
SonicLover: Really? I thought you were suggesting "W.O.W." What was your original suggestion. I'm going to be doing "W.O.W." unless it gets the most votes.
namechanger: I'm going with the first episode you suggested because "Zooney World" is not one of my most favorite season 2 episodes of TS. So, "Ski Trip" is your suggestion.
The Time Traveler: Thanks for the suggestion. It's a real surprise that you've never seen this episode before. I've seen every one of them so far.
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We were taken aboard the cruise ship and we were blinded by bright light. We were grunting and squinting our eyes.
"Okay, big guy, can you like turn down the heat lamp because it's drying me out, and you wouldn't wanna see me flake!" Clover requested opening an eye.
"For sure! This bright light is making me color blind, and you wouldn't like me when I'm color blind," I warned.
All of a sudden, a woman in a pink bathing suit with fluff around the breast areas appeared in front of us chuckling.
"Hello, ladies, and guy. I wasn't expecting company out here in the middle of the ocean. I'm Sunny Day," The lady said.
"Sunny Day? Is that family name or a weather report?" Sam asked.
"Never heard of ya," I said.
"Y-You're the Supertone Supermodel. How'd you get that gig anyway?" Clover asked after being overwhelmed.
"Well, I suppose my modeling career was kicked off when I won my first crown: Ms. Bronzebabe Nightinigrapher," Sunny responded.
"A beauty queen, too," Clover said.
"Enough about me. I'd like to know who you are and why you're sneaking around my ship," Sunny said.
"I'd like to know why you're lasering holes in the ozone," Sam answered back.
"And I wanna know what whatever did to you in the first place," I added.
"Believe it or not, it was the simplest way to bring out the sun, and the hotter the sun, the hotter my sells; brains as well as beauty," Sunny explained.
"You're like the mean queen of sunscreen," Alex commented.
"Absolutely," I said agreeing with Alex.
"Mean?" Sunny hissed, moving her head in towards Alex.
"If I'm mean then what do you call the owners of 'Bronze me Baby' who fired me at first wrinkle!"
"So. That's the lamest thing I've ever heard in my 17 years of living," I said.
"So!" Sunny hissed moving in towards me.
"What would you do if you were in my shoes?"
"I'd shrug it off and make it sound like it was no big deal," I said in confidence.
"Even if I don't even follow modeling,"
"Mathew's right, Sunny. That's beyond harsh. So, why don't you just forget about it," Clover suggested.
"Never! I want the world to tan so severely, they can only save their own skin, by buying my brand of overpriced sunblock. Fortunately, my task is almost complete. I will be using the laser at 10 percent, and by the end of the day, I'm turning it all the way up! I can let you out on a factory deal: 500 dollars a bottle," Sunny offered after she explained her answer to Clover's question.
"Sorry, I left my purse at home," Alex said.
"And I don't carry money with me no matter what," I added.
"Bruce, Sly, please escort these spies off my ship, permanently," Sunny ordered.
Sam briefly gasped.
We were taken off the ship and into a lifeboat. One of Sunny's henchmen threw the paddles into the water.
"Yoo hoo. If we're going out to sea, we'll need those rowing sticks," Alex said.
"If I were you I'd be more concerned about that hole in your boat," The henchman in the boat said.
We looked around.
"There's no hole in this boat," Sam said.
"Yeah. What are you, blind? Or are you just bluffing?" I snapped.
"No, she's right. There's TWO holes in it," The henchman said and poked a pitchfork into the boat, making two holes. Water was gushing inside the boat very fast.
The henchman reached into a cooler and pulled out a couple of pieces of steaks.
"Um, could you tell the chef, I'm a vegetarian?" Clover requested.
"And can you include that I need that to bone up on my weight? I'm only 115 pounds," I added.
"It's not for you, it's for the sharks," One of the henchmen said.
"Please, like I believe in sharks," I said.
"Hello, two skimpy steaks won't fill up a great big shark," Clover said.
"No, but 2 skimpy steaks and 4 nosey spies might do the trick," The henchman in the other boat said.
The henchman in the lifeboat threw the steaks into the water and they sank to the bottom until a shark gobbled it in one piece and about 2 or 3 of them came up to the surface. The henchmen drove off in laughter. We were chattering our teeth.
"Okay, now I believe in sharks," I said.
Later that night, the sharks were still circling the boat and Sam, Alex and I were trying to cover up the leaks in the boat. Clover was sitting with her chin on her hand and in disappointment.
"I am waay disappointed. Sunny Day is not the model I expected,"
"Will you just come and help us out instead of just moping around, Clover?" I requested.
"Yeah, Clover. Mathew's right. Will you get over your fallen idol face? How about some help covering up these holes," Sam said.
Sam looked over and noticed the cooler was still on the lifeboat. She had an idea.
"Hey, we can use this packing material to line the raft,"
"Great idea. I'll get this one," Alex said.
"I'll give you a hand, Alex," I said.
Alex and I stood up, accidentally getting water sprayed into Sam's face, but she was able to cover up the leaks with her two hands. Meanwhile, Alex and I were gingerly walking to get the material, when Alex slipped and fell into the water, and I did as well.
"Alex! Mathew!" Clover and Sam said.
Alex and I swam to the surface, where a shark was just about to eat us. We swam to the lifeboat as quick as we could.
"Hurry it up, you guys!" Alex said.
The shark was closing in on our legs fast. Sam reached out a hand and grabbed Alex's hand, while Clover reached her hand out to grab my hand. They both pulled as hard as they could to get us back in before we could wind up with blood all over our legs. Alex landed on Sam, and I landed on Clover, but I was breathing in relief. I got up off of Clover and continued breathing while laying on Sam's lap while Clover stood up and grabbed the cooler. She threw it on the leaks, and the boat was sturdy.
"Thanks. For a second there, I thought I was fish food," Alex said, breathing in relief.
"And I thought I was fish sticks," I added.
Without warning, a shark jumped up and tried eating us. Fortunately, it missed.
"One more second and we all might be," Clover said, petrified.
Sam took out her Wind Tunnel 3000 Tornado Blast Hair Dryer.
"Not if I can get us out of here. Mathew, give me a hand,"
"Gotcha, Sam," I said as I took out the same gadget Sam had.
We pointed them to the water and pressed the trigger. We were moving forward like a powerboat.
"See ya later, boys," Alex said, waving to the sharks.
With Sam and me using the hair dryers as motors, we began to close in on Sunny's ship.
"Uh oh, looks like Sunny's turned up the laser already," Clover said.
She was right. The laser looked to be getting stronger.
"It's at 40 percent and rising," Alex said, looking at her temperature device.
"Then we don't have much time," Sam said.
"What can we do, Sam?" I asked.
"Give me time, Mathew. I might come up with something eventually," Sam responded.
On Sunny's ship, Sunny was looking through her telescope and noticed us approaching the ship.
"I thought I told you imbosils to get rid of those spy girls and that spy guy,"
"We did," One of the henchmen said.
"Oh, so that wouldn't be their ghosts coming, would there?" Sunny said, annoyed.
The henchman looked through the telescope and saw us waving our hands.
"Uh, I don't like ghosts,"
"It's attractive boneheads that give attractive geniuses like me a bad name," Sunny said to them.
"NOW GET RID OF THEM FOR GOOD!"
End of chapter.
(Whew. Finally. I'm done! Post your reviews and thoughts and I'll continue when I can.)