Hi again! Sorry it's taken me so long to update, but I've had tons of homework, and I went to camp for most of the summer.

Disclaimer: I don't own Discworld or any of the characters in it so far. The only thing I own at the moment is a rock and the cheese grater.

I would like to thank my (few) reviewers (note that these reviewers were from before my story got wrongly taken off of ff.n):

Bellashamharoth: mmmmmm cheese...

Australiaman: you really think it had too much detail? I hope you'll like this chapter better then.

WargishBoromirFan: I'm glad you like my story. Microsoft Word doesn't check proper nouns, and I have horrible spelling. Rincewind found out about the chickens when the luggage ran up to him and started running around, as he heard a battle cry of a man from farther away, "For the Chickens!!!!!" he sort of figured it out. Good question though.

And now on with the story!

Juice?

As he began to grate, the bits of potatoes began to change shape and color, and slowly became, a lot of ants? Strange as it may seem, the bits of potato were now little black ant falling out of the cheese grater. Rincewind immediately shook the cheese grater over the side to make the ants fall out and drown (ants could be dangerous you know).

Rincewind now decided to do a little experimenting. He turned to the luggage and retrieved a bottle of water from the depths. He then slowly poured a little bit of the water through the holes in the cheese grater. And from the bottom of the cheese grater came a red liquid.

Rincewind cautiously stuck his finger into the pile of liquid, and hesitantly brought it to his lips and sucked his finger. It tasted just like tomato juice. 'Well, at least I'll have enough juice' he thought to himself as he looked at the large lake full of the red juice.

Rincewind had continued paddling, and presently he came to the other end of the lake. He could see nothing but hard, dry ground to one side, and the lake to the other. After gathering the bag of potatoes and as much of the tomato juice, he climbed out of the boat and began to look for some signs of life.

Walking along in the desert, Rincewind thought that he could see something big and purple in the distance. As he came closer, he realized it was one of the portals that the archchancellor had sent him to find. Knowing that if he took a closer look, he would probably get pulled into a quest or something to save the world, he immediately ran the other way as fast as he could.

Running as fast as he could, he didn't notice the large shape in front of him until he ran into it, knocking himself unconscious.

What was the thing that Rincewind ran into? Will he ever get out of XXXX? Find out next time on The Cheese Grater.