Hi everyone! I hope that this chapter was better then the last one (I GOT 2 REVIEWS!). People, even if you don't like this story, please review it and tell me what is wrong with it. Or just flame me, I don't really care, so long as I get reviews…
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story but the cheese grater and several other things, so please don't sue me.
CHAPTER 3: THE UMMMMM
Waking up, Rincewind's vision was very blurry, but he thought he could see a very large animal in front of him. As it turned out, it was a kangaroo. The luggage was sitting back, seeming (if the luggage could show emotions) very concerned.
Standing up slowly, Rincewind looked around. He could see desert, desert, and, well, more desert. The only other things he could see were the luggage, his bag of potatoes and tomato juice, and one very large kangaroo.
"Well this is just great!" he said to no one in particular, "What am I supposed to do now!"
"You could try saving the world" The kangaroo suddenly said.
"No, no, no, no, no, no. no, no AND NO!" Rincwind shouted, and, grabbing his bag, began to run a random direction into the desert.
The kangaroo of course caught up with him with long, steady jumps. After running several miles, Rincewind finally noticed this. About this time the kangaroo decided to kick him.
As Rincewind flew through the air, he saw a large purple hole suddenly appear in front of him, engulfing him entirely.
Sorry its such a short chapter….. BUT I will post the next one soon! And It will be much longer! PLEASE REVIEW! I NEED THE MOTIVATION!