Education on Fairytales

(I know-I changed the title-oops! Hope you like it- Reviews and suggestions are always welcome! Thanks!)

Dawn crept inside Spike's crypt and made her way down to his bed where he was sprawled out, naked on his crimson silk sheets. Sheets she knew felt really nice on your bare skin.

"Spike?" she called.

Spike just mumbled nonsense words, still sleeping like the, well, dead.

Dawn jumped onto his bed and straddled him. She leaned down to his ear and licked it with a little nibble. Then in her shrillest voice she screamed, "Blondie bear!"

Spike jerked up with a yelp then realized it was Dawn not Harmony who was doubled over in laughter.

"Bloody fuckin' hell! Are you trying to kill me?" he demanded.

"Already dead," Dawn quipped still laughing.

"Yeah, laugh at the poor sod who had to put up with that stupid cow," Spike muttered.

"Not that I'm not happy to see you, but what the bloody hell are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at school?"

Dawn shrugged, "And turn into a mindless automaton?"

Spike winced knowing she'd just shot his words back at him.

"Pet, you know Red could lose you if you don't show," he reminded her.

Dawn sighed, "Yeah, but school is so…boring,"

"Right. So what are you doing here?" Spike asked again, trying not to think of how they could spend the afternoon. All the naughty things.

"I thought maybe we could," Dawn stretched out besides him, "Have a not-so-boring afternoon,"

Was she a mind reader?

"That's sounds," he paused, "heavenly."

Dawn leaned down to kiss him but he held her back, "But you need to go back to school."

Dawn pouted, "Don't wanna. It's stupid."

"Yeah but Red'll turn me into a horned toad if she finds out you skipped school to hang out with me."

Dawn giggled, "horned toad?"

"Ever cracked open a fairytale? Witch is always turning blokes into toads." Spike defended.

"Well, you'd make a very sexy horned toad," Dawn tried to say seriously.

"Damn right I would," Spike boasted.

"Well I'd have to kiss you," Dawn informed him.

"That's frogs pet," Spike reminded her.

"Well since toads are uglier I'd have to blow you," Dawn chirped and Spike gave her a cheeky grin at the thought.

"Hey, Spike." Dawn whispered into his ear, tickling him with her hot breath, "I'm an ugly duckling,"

Spike flipped her underneath him and slid down her body, trailing kisses in his wake, "Guess we have to do something about that,"

Dawn nodded, "Absolutely."

Quite a bit later…

"I'm a swan now," Dawn said sleepily.

"And I'm bloody Prince Charming," Spike murmured back.

"Mmm…Spike?" Dawn called with a yawn.

"Yeah Bit?"

"Today's Saturday."

I just wanted to say that on the show I'm a Spuffy fan BUT I seem to have better luck writing Dawn and Spike sometimes so I more than often do fanfics of them