Well, it's been a little longer than a couple of days...lol...sighs.

But here is the next installment of Keitaro's Love Life.

.:Chap. 5-
Auntie No:.

As Keitaro woke up, he felt how wet it was all around him. He was laying on a bed, the sheets pretty much soaked, and it looked like he was in a child's room, filled with stuffed animals and colors of pink, purple, yellow and such. He felt a dead wait laying across his chest; it was none other than Shinobu, naked. He tried to get up, but he found his wrists and ankles chained to the floor. He started moving around franticly to wake Shinobu up.

"Sempai... ungh... Stop it Sempai. My body is still sore from last night."

'Oh God. What did we do last night? I don't remember anything' thought Keitaro.

"Shinobu, please get off me and untie me."

"But sempai, we're not done yet."

By chance, and luckily for Keitaro, Motoko, passing by Shinobu's room, happens to over hear them. The door slides open, and in comes Motoko, sword un-sheathed.

"Shinobu, such an act for a child. Come on, Keitaro, I'll help you out of this...Crimson Blade Technique, Twin Slash!"

Motoko's technique cut right through the chains binding Keitaro to the floor. Keitaro quickly pushes Shinobu off himself and runs for the door. Once in his room, he quickly changes his boxers, which where soaked thoroughly because of the sheets, and changes into some clean clothing. All the while, he's thinking about what went on last night between him and Shinobu.

As he is passing by Kitsune's door, making his way out of the Hinata Inn to get a bit of fresh air from all the chaos currently going on inside the Inn, he is yanked into Kitsune's room. Inside, he becomes almost immediately drunk from all the smells of alchohol and exotic drink bottles in the room.

"Keitaro, can you do me a favor, sweety?" asks Kitsune.

"Depends...this doesn't involve anything like what you did to me yesterday does it?"

"Nope, just need you to run down to the Hinata Tea House and invite Haruka over. I need to talk to her about something she said she was going to help me with."

"Ok, I think I can manage that. I was on my way out anyways, before you pulled me in here."

"Thank you, hun." Kitsune said as she grabbed Keitaros hand and put it on one of her breasts and starts rotating his hand around in small circles, applying more preasure and increasing the speed of rotation as she goes. Keitaro trys to yank his hand away, after he recovers from the surprise.

"What the...Kitsune, what the hell did you just do that for!"

"Just thanking you for the favor."

Keitaro turns to leave, but Kitsune has other plans...she grabs Keitaro by the arm, yanks him down on the couch, and shoves a bottle of her strongest ale into his mouth. Keitaro, not being able to breath with the bottle lodged in his throat, tries to take in a huge gulp of air, and with that effort, downs half the bottle at once. Kitsune takes the bottle out of his mouth and finsihes the rest of it without any effect. Keitaro, on the other hand, regains his breath after a couple of minutes of choking. Kitsune notices a light blush sweep across his face and giggles. She helps Keitaro up and shows him out of her room.

"Thanks yuh Kitsune, I'll shtop bys the tea house and tells aunt Haruka."

"Thanks, hun."

Keitaro barely makes it to the stairs before he collapses in a drunken stupor. Minutes pass till, on her way up from the kitchen, Naru, who is wearing a white tank top and a navy blue mini skirt, sees him and tries to help him up. She bends over a bit and offers him her hand.

"Hewo Naru." Keitaro says while looking up. Accidently seeing up her skirt, he notices she is wearing pink panties.

"Kei-kun, are you okay?" replies Naru.

"Yeash" he says as he reaches forward, grabs a hold of Naru's panties, and starts to pull them down.

"Keitaro, no." Naru says, a blush apearing on her face.

"Pweez, Naru." Keitaro says almost child like.

"Oh God Keitaro, you're drunk...let me go see if I can find any medicine in the cabinet downstairs that can wash the alchohol out of your body. You wait here." she says as she hurries downstairs. Minutes pass until she reapears.

"Sorry. There was no medicine in the cabinet. I guess we'll just have to go to Haruka at the Tea House and see what she's got. She helps Keitaro up and puts his arm across her shoulder to help steady him as they walk. As they make their way out of the Hinata Inn and down the steps, Keitaro stumbles. Naru turns around to catch him, but it's too late. Keitaro, already trying to catch himself, accidently grabs Naru by the breasts, and they skid down the rest of the steps. The constant friction from the skidding all the way down the stairs wears away at her tank top and skirt, and when they come to a stop, they both stand up. As Keitaro gets up, he stumbles once more, but steadies himself. But, as Naru gets up, her top and skirt fall off, the backs worn clean out by the friction. Keitaro gets a eyefull and a nosebleed from Naru standing in front of him in no top and a pair of pink panties. Naru doesn't even seem to notice it though; all she's thinking is if Keitaro is okay.

"Come on, Keitaro. We need to get you to the tea house."

"Yessh Nawu." Keitaro says as Naru puts his arm around her shoulder to steady Keitaro. As they go to Haruka's tea house, Naru notices that Keitaro's hand came in contact with her breast when she put his arm across her shoulder. She blushed as Keitaro started giving small squeezes to it.

'God, he is drunk.' she thought to herself, knowing the Keitaro she loved would never do anything pervy like this.

"Naru, shouldn't ya'll reserve a room for this kinda stuff?" Haruka says as she steps out of the door of the tea house.

"What are you talking about, Haruka? I was just trying to get Keitaro down here. He's drunk, and I need some medicine for him."

"No. I'm talking about you holding him, while you're half naked, and him groping you. Normally, you'd send him into orbit by then."

"What are you talking abou..." she said as she looked down...she saw her breasts exposed to anyone around her who dared to take a peek. She quickly threw Keitaro off and ran inside the tea house while saying "Haruka, please take him in while I go find something in your closet that I can wear for now."

"Poor child." Haruka said as she helped the drunken Keitaro up and into the tea house for some herbal tea with a bit of medicine to wash out the alchohol.

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"Thank you, Naru and Aunt Haruka, for helping me!...Damn that Kitsune and her ways." Keitaro said as if not remembering the deeds he did while he was drunk.

"Not a problem. And if you call me aunt again, I'll put my ciggerate out in your eye. Got it?"

"YES MA'AM Aun... Haruka...I mean't Haruka."

"Good."

"Oh yeah, Haruka, Kitsune wanted me to tell you that she's got something she needs to talk to you about. She said it was something you said you'll help her with."

"Okay. Tell her I'll be there tonight, around 8:00 P.M."

"Okay Aun...Haruka!"

"Better watch it, Keitaro. I don't wanna have to kill you."

Naru and Keitaro leave, but as Naru turns to go back up the steps to the Inn, Keitaro keeps walking straight. Not wanting to part with her love, she quickly turns and runs to catch up with him.

"Keitaro...where are you going?"

"I'm just getting some air...Why?"

"Oh, I was just wondering... that's all. Mind if I come with you?"

"No, not at all."

They walk for about one and a quarter hours before heading back to the apartments. Keitaro never said a word to Naru on the walk, but she just felt happy being near him. When they got back to the Inn, they parted ways and went to each of their seperate rooms.

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Haruka's walking up the steps to the Hinata Inn. Once she gets to the top, she knocks on the door, and Kitsune answers.

"Hey Haruka, just the person I needed to talk to."

"Your the whole reason I'm coming up here, remember? You sent Keitaro to get me."

"Oh yeah. Well, come in and have a seat. I'll tell you then. Want something to drink?"

"Sure."

"What'cha want?"

"You're the alchoholic expert; pick me out a good one."

Kitsune left Haruka in the living room as she went up to her room to get one of her favorite drinks. As Haruka is sitting in the room, Su happens to wander in. At the sight of Haruka, she strikes up a conversation.

"Oh. Hello, Haruka. Didn't know you where coming tonight. That reminds me! I made an invention for you, to help you at your tea house. I call them mecha waitresses. Come on up and take a look."

"I'll do it later. Kitsune's gonna be back here soon, and we need to talk about something."

"Awe, please Haruka. It will only take a minute or two."

"Ok, I suppose it wouldn't hurt, but remember, no longer than a couple of minutes. Ok?"

"Aye aye, Captin' Haruka!"

After Su and Haruka enter Su's room, Su tells Haruka to sit on her bed while she brings in the mecha waitresses. Haruka notices a strange contraption on the dresser in front of Su's bed. She can't tell what it is, but she can't stop staring at it. It had a little circle that was a black swirl on a white background, or a white swirl on a black background; she couldn't tell. It all blended together.

As she's staring at it, Tama-chan flies in and plops right down on top of the strange contraption. A mechanical hum starts, and the swirly circle starts swirling...Haruka's mind is snared by the machine's power...

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As Shinobu and Naru are walking down the hall, they are having a small chat.

"Hey Shinobu." Naru says, still thinking about her walk with Keitaro. Even though they didn't talk, she still was happy she got to be by his side.

"Hey, Naru, what are you so happy about?" Shinobu said, sounding kinda depressed.

"Nothing really...hey, do you have bigger breas...never mind. So, what are you making us for supper?"

"I don't know." Shinobu said, still sounding depressed.

"You know what Shinobu," Naru said as they neared Su's door. "You have to love Keitaro!" she said, and they made thier way past Su's room. "I can tell you love him. The way you're depressed, it's gotta be a boy problem, and seeing as Keitaro is the only male here, it has to be him. Am I right...well, am I?"

"Yes."

"Well, is there anything I can do to help?"

"No, I...I don't think so."

"I know. How 'bout you, Motoko, and I go to the mall and get a couple of new outfits?"

"Ok...I guess."

The two of them went to Motoko's room. Seeing that Motoko wasn't there, they went to the roof, where they found her practicing.

"Hey, Motoko, wanna go shopping?"

"I normally do not like going shopping, but this time, I guess I'll join you."

"Let's go then!" Naru said, and they left the Hinata inn.

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Haruka was in a daze for all of a minute when she heard a voice passing the room.

"You have to love Keitaro!" the voice said, and then, it was gone.

As she came out of the daze, she had only one thing on her mind, finding Keitaro.

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Keitaro was in his room, watching the laying in his bed, as he had been since he got back to his room after Naru and his walk. He'd been sleeping for a good while, but woke up with a weight on top of him. As he opened his eyes groggily, he saw a pair of lips getting closer to his own. He thought it was another one of his fantasies, but soon realized it not to be one, as he felt the heat from the pair of lips as they came into contact with his lips and felt a tongue gently searching his mouth. As he soon as he came to his senses, he pushed the person off of him and took a good look at them It was none other than his aunt...Haruka.

"OH MY GOD!" Keitaro said out loud. "I just shared a kiss with my aunt!"

'Oh my GOD' he thought to himself as he felt the front regions of his pants start to tighten up, "I can't believe I enjoyed it."

"What the HELL were you thinking, Haruka!"

"Nothing much. Just wanted to spend some quality time with my nephew; we haven't had enough aunt-nephew bonding time yet."

"Oh my, you're sick, aunt, sick..." Keitaro said as he started to get up. He was pushed back down by his aunt, who now was leaning over him on all fours in a insistingly dirty way. She got up off her hands and reached down to the bottom of her shirt and pulled it off, and took off her bra next. Keitaro tried to look away, but his aunt grabbed his head and pulled themselves into another intense lip lock.

After their kiss was over, Haruka layed herself atop of Keitaro and made sure her breasts pressed against Keitaro before she pulled them both up and tried to pull off Keitaro's cloths. Keitaro tried hard to keep them on, but from out of nowhere, Haruka pulled out a knife and cut them off quite forcefully. She finished taking off the rest of her clothes, pulled a pair of love cuffs out of her shorts, and cuffed Keitaros right hand to her left.

"Haruka, have you lost your mind!" he said.

"No. I've just found out the only thing important in my life is you."

Haruka pulled Keitaro into another kiss and pushed herself as close to Keitaro as two people can be. Keitaro wasn't even trying to resist; he knew his aunt could easily out power him. He could feel her breasts pushing themselves against his chest. He could feel her sex touching his. The warmth of her body heating up his, and all he could think about was how the hell did he end up screwing his aunt.

So I hope ya'll liked this chapter and I hope I didn't make anyone angry for not posting for such a while. Can't wait to read yall's reviews.

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