Secret Admirer

Kakashi walked through the market gathering food that he wanted and food that he didn't need but he got anyways. He got more ingredients to make smores; he wanted to make smores with Sasuke again. But, right now he just wanted to go home and eat. He looked carefully at all of the vegetables and fruits.

"Can I help you sir?" A young lady asked.

Kakashi looked at her lazily but under his mask he got a slight nose bleed. She was gorgeous.

"Yes, can you get me that tomato way back there?"

He pointed to the tomato that was in the back.

"Certainly," The young lady bent over to reach the tomato.

Her breasts began to fall out of her kimono and Kakashi was stricken. His eyes had gotten all white and pupil less and he had a nose bleed that was heavier now. He smiled so hard under his mask that it was practically noticeable. He was deeply intrigued when Naruto popped up behind him.

"Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto yelled startling Kakashi.

"What you doing?"

"Man he's loud." Kakashi thought to himself.

Kakashi turned around and looked at Naruto who was standing there with his hands behind his head.

"What you doing?" Naruto was looking over Kakashi's side.

Naruto noticed that the ladies breasts were coming out of her kimono. He didn't find this arousing for he was still young, and he didn't understand it one bit. He looked up and noticed were Kakashi was staring at, and that he was in deep aw of this. But Kakashi hid this well. He didn't let anyone notice, but Naruto had that radar and he was able to notice things like that.

"You were looking at that girl's breast?"

Naruto pointed, making the girl look up.

"No, no I wasn't Naruto."

He waved his hand at the girl letting her know he was not.

The girl grabbed a couple of tomatoes and put them in a bag.

"Will that be all?" She asked ready to ring him up.

"Yes that will be all."

Kakashi nodded as he paid for the tomatoes and he turned and walked away.

"Thank you." The young girl said.

"Thank you." Kakashi replied in return.

Kakashi began to walk towards his home when he noticed Naruto was following him.

"What do you want Naruto?" Kakashi turned his head to look at him.

"Nothing," Naruto just kept his hands behind his head as he followed after Kakashi.

Kakashi turned a corner, Naruto was there. He was starting to get impatient so he began to walk faster and Naruto followed sticking to him like glue. Kakashi ran through the village streets as fast as he could. Naruto was following him relentlessly. Kakashi began to slow down after fifteen minutes of chasing because he was out of breath.

"What do you want from me Naruto?" Kakashi was panting.

"Nothing, just wanted to see what you was doing?" Naruto had a cheesy smile on his face.

Kakashi turned a pale color as he began to melt slowly into the ground. He was now a pile of Jounin. Nothing there but mush; Naruto was laughing now at what happened to Kakashi. He took a stick and began to poke Kakashi's pile. The pile disappeared, there was nothing there. Kakashi used Kage Boushin to leave a clone behind. He was now sitting in his window seal of his house, looking at a girl across the way.

"Hey where did you go, Kakashi-sensei! Kakashi-sensei! Kakashi-sensei! Where did you go? Kakashi-sensei! Where are you?" Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs.

He searched everywhere in the village, he didn't know where Kakashi lived at, so it was harder to figure out where he might have gone to. Kakashi was sitting in his window seal with some binoculars and his book checking out a girl across the village. He was getting a major nosebleed. He was a pervert alright, but he didn't show it in front of people. Kakashi was deep in thought, as he checked out the girl that he always did every night. This time another girl came in and she was a twin. He didn't know that. They began to take their clothes off as they were changing into their night gowns. As soon as they were naked Kakashi had a huge nose bleed as he shot off back into his home and into the wall.

Naruto saw Kakashi shoot off into his room, he was worried that he was attacked. He jumped into the window and looked around he couldn't see Kakashi. On the floor next to his door was Kakashi. He had shot so hard into the wall, that his back landed against the wall and he became as flat as a piece of paper. Kakashi slowly slid off of the wall and slowly swayed back and forth as he landed on his belly and face on the floor. Kakashi just laid there on the floor motionless. He was still as flat as a piece of paper. Kakashi hit the wall so hard that he knocked one of his vases over unto him and he got him all wet. Naruto just stared in amazement.

"Sensei is you alright?" Naruto asked while getting down from the window seal.

He walked over to Kakashi and slowly pealed the Kakashi paper off of the floor. Naruto lifted Kakashi as far up as he could see. He looked at him, as Kakashi was out cold.

"Kakashi-sensei, what are you doing?" Naruto looked puzzled.

There was no answer from Kakashi as he was still flat. Naruto looked around trying to find something that can bring him back. But as he was dragging the Kakashi paper around the house he accidentally walked past the fire place and caught Kakashi's left leg on fire. Naruto didn't notice it until he began to smell smoke and burning paper. Naruto looked over and went white as his eyes went white and bugged.

"Ah crap!" Naruto yelled.

Naruto ran around the house with a burning Kakashi flailing and shaking him. Trying to put him out; he tried to stomp on the fire but it only burned his foot. Smoke began to float out of Kakashi's window. Naruto tried frantically to put out the fire before it burnt up his sensei. But there was no use; it wouldn't go out with all the means he tried. He tried throwing something on him to smoother the fire instead he started another one. He managed to put that one out, and he finally remembered that the village did have water. He ran into the kitchen and ran the water pouring some water into a bucket he ran over and dumped it on the half engulfed Kakashi. He put the flames out but now Kakashi was burnt and soaked. He picked him up and carefully put him on the laundry line outside of Kakashi's window. He took some laundry pins and hung him up. He slid him next to his heart silk boxers, and his extra socks. Naruto took advantage of the situation as he sat down and ate almost all of Kakashi's food.

"He won't care; he's a burnt piece of paper right now." Naruto was happy as he ate everything that he can get his hands on.

But he didn't eat any vegetables, mainly the ramen that he had in the house. Two hours passed and Kakashi was finally dry. Naruto took Kakashi off of the clothes line and brought him in. He was really wrinkled and burnt still. Naruto took an iron and began to iron him. But he noticed Sakura walking past as he lent out of the window and yelled at her. He left the iron on Kakashi's face, as it began to burn right through. Naruto smelt the burning and hurried and took the iron off. There was a burnt mark on Kakashi's face. Naruto went pale but he finished up. It had been four hours since Kakashi went paper like. He finally came to and was now a human being. He looked at his house which had empty food wrappers and boxes everywhere; his floor was burnt and extremely soaked. He looked down at his clothes he had a burnt left leg. The pants leg was gone and his leg was burnt a little. His face felt weird but he couldn't put his finger on it. He turned and looked into a mirror.

"AH! WHAT DID YOU DO NARUTO?" Kakashi asked screaming.

He was now all pale and his eyes were huge and bugged like He was very angry. He held his face, his mask was still in tact and covering up everything but he had an iron burn mark there. Naruto just laughed.

"You were being a pervert and that's what you got for doing that." Naruto nodded his head.

Kakashi turned around and faced Naruto he was very evil looking now. His eyes were red and his face was huge and in a chibi form. Naruto was a little scared as he went all pale and his mouth opened wide. Sakura was walking past when she seen Naruto fly through the air and she swore she heard Kakashi yelling something.

Kakashi went behind Naruto, "Thousand Years of Pain!"

Kakashi poked Naruto so hard in his butt. Naruto screamed as he flew through the air. Sakura and Sasuke just watched.

"Idiot," they both shook their heads.

Sakura and Sasuke went on walking towards their homes, as they didn't pay Naruto any mind. They were finally gone out of sight of Kakashi's home. Kakashi went back to normal with nothing wrong with him. It was as if nothing happened at all, he was back in his window seal being a secret admirer to the twins across the village. He was watching them once again.

To be continued…

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