Bad Luck
Kakashi began to toss and turn in his bed. He opened his eyes and sighed. He knew that today would be an awful day. It already started out wrong. He looked at the clock, and confirmed that today was going to be a bad luck day. For starters he woke up on time. This was something that was taboo to him. He wasn't supposed to wake up for another two to three hours past the time that he needed to get up.
On today's agenda Kakashi is suppose to wake up at six in the morning, go meet the Hokage in his office at seven and receive his mission. So far it was going horrible. Kakashi relentlessly got out of his bed. When he put his right foot on the ground to support himself it landed in a puddle of dog pee. It was one of his search dogs. Kakashi sighed. He stood up and shook his foot off. He wanted the day to end all ready.
"Why now? Why today?" He asked himself sadly. He went into the bathroom and washed up. He ran the water as normal.
"Alright this should go according to plan, and not screw up." Kakashi thought to himself.
He got into the shower after a few moments of letting the water run. He was five minutes into the water when it turned from warm to blazing hot. Kakashi screamed like a little baby, he was patting his body frantically because he had caught on fire. His face was all white and his eye's were all buggy and pupil less. He was frantically trying to put himself out. He turned the hot water off and nothing he did would stop the hot water from coming out. Not even turning off the water. Finally the water went back to normal and then to freezing cold. He froze instantly into a Kakashi ice cube. The bathroom was freezing cold. He was naked and in a funny position in the middle of a giant ice cube. Thirty minutes later he finally thawed due to the water heating back up. He finished up his shower after returning back to normal, he got out of the shower.
"I hate this day already." He mumbled to himself.
He stepped out of the shower and walked into his living room. He stepped out of his bathroom and his foot slipped on a puddle of water that he created and he flew up into the air and back into the bathroom again. His head landed in the toilet. He stood up and he began to cry like a baby. He really wanted the day to end. He had to get back into the demonic shower again. He caught on fire again and then froze over like a glacier. He washed his hair once again, only to get shampoo in his eyes…He ran out of the shower screaming like at the top of his lungs around the house. He couldn't see and his eye's felt like they were on fire. He ran back into the bathroom and rinsed the shampoo out of his hair and eyes.
Back to the living room again, this time he practically was on high alert. He made it to the living room. Kakashi looked in the mirror and gawked over his good looks.
"Look at you, your so handsome enough to give yourself a nosebleed." Kakashi laughed.
He got dressed and headed out the door. He was on time, and it hurt his pride greatly. Kakashi was about to walk out his door when the lamp in the hallway above the door fell down on his head. It made a loud crashing noise and he was knocked unconscious. Kakashi laid in the middle of the hallway all swirly eyed and out of it. After about fifteen minutes he was back on the road again. He got up and brushed himself off. Getting the plaster out of his hair and off his clothing, he reached for the door and twisted the knob only for the door knob to come off and the door fall off the hinges and land on him. Kakashi was flattened into a Kakashi paper again. He laid there groaning and he was still on time. Kakashi finally recovered and stood up. He sighed as she brushed himself off once again. He peeked around the corner quickly looking both ways. He made sure nothing can hurt him.
He crept around corners and jumped at every sound. He reached the main village area and caught his composure. He put on a fake smile as he walked through the village. He smiled brightly to himself knowing that he had to be cautious of everything and everyone.
"Would you like to buy one of these silk scarves?" A beautiful young lady asked from one of the vendors.
Kakashi looked over and was intrigued. He caught a slight nose bleed, as he stared at her breasts. She held up the red scarf to show him. He smiled and looked at it.
"That is very nice material, and it's soft. I will take it." Kakashi paid for it.
He held up the scarf in front of him, and he walked for a few feet before he heard this noise. He put the scarf behind him when he saw Iruka. He didn't want him to see the red scarf. He heard the noise again, he sounded like a cow. But he knew the farms were on the outside of the village and there wouldn't be any cows inside of the village. He just shrugged it off. Out of nowhere as Kakashi neared the Hokage's office a bull ran up and poked Kakashi in the butt. He was going after the red scarf. Kakashi screamed out in pain as he was hurtled into the air by a stronger version of "Thousand Years of Pain" move. He was flung into the Hokage monument. He smacked into it cracking the face of the fourth Hokage. He was flattened into a piece of Kakashi paper again.
Kakashi groaned as he was stuck to the fourths face. A strong wind came and swept him off of the fourths face and out of the village. Kakashi was blown into the woods outside of the village. He was caught on a branch. He returned to normal and looked at his watch. He was still on time.
"What more can happen?" He asked.
Kakashi had to ask, as soon as he took a step forward. He began to thunder and lighting. It started to rain really hard and when he put his foot down to take another step he was struck by lightning. He was fried; all that was left was a black figure which looked like a match stick with eyes. Kakashi continued forward with one black cloud over his head, and the rest of the sky was clear. Kakashi made his way back to the village. The lightning storm didn't stop; it struck a tree nearby and caused it to fall on Kakashi. Kakashi was smashed immediately. All that was seen was his hands and legs sticking up. The rest was covered by the tree. Kakashi made his way out from under the tree.
After a half an hour of walking and being smashed by six trees and struck by lighting seven times he made it back to the village, with time to spar. Kakashi walked through the gates. Everyone in the village was looking at him funny. He was all pale and his eyes were white with no pupils. His hair was matted and messy. It had twigs sticking out of it from the tree and grass everywhere. He was looking a wreck; the rain cloud was still over his head. Kakashi finally made it to the Hokage's office. He walked into the office building. He was caught in the door and strangled by the red scarf that he bought. He had put it on when he came into the village. The scarf got caught in the door and now he was turning blue from being strangled.
He struggled with the scarf for ten minutes before he was freed. He made his way up to the Hokage's office. It was on the tenth floor. He got into the elevator and rode it up. On the tenth floor the elevator opened up. He was about to walk out when it closed all of a sudden and the cable broke. He dropped all the way to the basement. He screamed like a baby trying to get out. It crashed in the basement causing to fall on him.
Completely covering him, he just stayed there in the rubble twitching. He dug himself out after ten minutes of being unconscious. He had to climb eleven flights of stairs because it was one flight just to get to the first floor from the basement. He made his way up and on the fifth floor he slipped and rolled all the way down the stairs to the basement floor.
Kakashi was at the bottom of the stairs all beaten up and hurt. He got up and tried again. He was brushed and battered. He finally made it to the top floor with the rain cloud still above his head. He took a step to walk through the door and the rain made him slip and his face slammed into the door before he could get it open. He pulled his face off and opened the fire escape door. He walked in and walked down the long hallway commando style. He was cautious when walking down the hallway. Finally he made it to the Hokage's office. He opened the door and walked in. The Hokage looked up and was shocked at the sight that he seen. Kakashi was a mess. He had a rain cloud over his head, which was ruining his carpet, and Kakashi's hair was tangled and messy with twigs, rubble and leaves in it. His clothes were dusty, and grassy. His eyes were white and huge with no pupils. He was a total mess.
Kakashi stood there without saying anything.
"Can stand in a bucket please, you are getting my floor wet." He pointed towards the closet where he keeps stuff like that in.
Kakashi walked over to the closet like a zombie and opened it up. He grabbed a huge basin and brought it over in front of the Hokage's desk and stood in it. The Hokage just puffed his pipe.
"Alright, I have a mission for you. I need you to go to the Sand Village and bring back this signed treaty. It is for them to participate in the Chunnin Exams coming up. You have to leave tomorrow morning."
The Hokage handed the treaty to Kakashi but he stopped.
"I think I will give this to you tomorrow. Come to my office tomorrow. That will be all. And you were on time too. Actually you were early. You ok Kakashi?" The Hokage asked in a concerned way.
Kakashi nodded and turned around he dumped the water out the window and put the bucket back. He made his way out the door and down the stairs where he once again slipped and rolled all the way down to the basement. He got up out of the new pile of rubble after laying there for awhile twitching. He climbed the stairs rain cloud and all. He left the building this time without being chocked by the door, for he left the scarf there. He made his way down the street where he was stampeded by a bunch of kids and left there flat as a piece of paper with black feet marks on it. Kakashi gained his composure again and made his way home. He was struck by lightning again. He finally made it home. The door fell on him again, and then the shingles fell on his head when he stood up. One by one they fell on him. Kakashi stepped inside of his house and went to his room. He was tired and just wanted to sleep. He put some plastic on his bed and put on a rain coat and went to his bed where he climbed in and went to sleep, the rain cloud still over his head. This was an extremely horrible day for him.
To be continued…
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