A/N: I was extremely lacking in what I should write; also, I was extremely bored so I decided to write this.  Kind of based on my actual deck, which is odd in itself.  However, you will find that most things I write are odd, if you take the times out of your odd lives and check out my other odd works you will…………….odd……………odd………..odd………….odd.

Disclaimer: I am in no way associate with Yu-Gi-Oh, or its creator or anything like that.  I wish I was associated with Mai though (Drools).

Something I noticed: Have you ever noticed that most female counterparts in anime have quite short skirts or shorts?  Mai, Taya, Jessie, Misty, the Sailor Moon girls.  All of them with short skirts or shorts, but hey; who's complaining?

            (Location: nightstand in human's bedroom   POV: Third person, focused on Kuriboh)

            Poor little Kuriboh.  He couldn't speak, seeing as he lacked a mouth, but managed to make a series of strange noises with his mouth.  Er, scratch that, Kuriboh could talk, but he didn't do it too often.  Kuriboh did not like being trapped in a card, but he liked being summoned in battle.  Being about a foot tall was tough, but being a foot tall and being the worst monster card there is was tougher.

            Well little Kuriboh had just about enough of being used as a sacrifice, especially for the Dark Magician behind him.  So, Kuriboh decided to have a talk with the Dark Magician.  They both slipped off the nightstand and propped themselves up on a random shoe.

            "What do you want," demanded the Dark Magician.

            "Kuriboh want out of card."

            "Sorry, my magic isn't strong enough yet to do that.  Ask me again in a thousand years."

            "No!  Kuriboh want out now!  Kuriboh make older.  Kuriboh use Time Wizard on you!"  Kuriboh threw his miniature Time Wizard at the Dark Magician.

            "Alright, fine, I'll get you out of your card," wheezed the Dark Sage.

            (New Location: Mai's house   POV: First Person)

            I woke up because my sexy self needed to find a new outfit to wear today.  Hmm, let's see.  Ah!  This one is perfect!

            (New Location: streets of Domino   POV: Third person)

            Kuriboh prowled the streets, looking for a certain house.  The Dark Sage was behind him, wheezing of course, because he was an old man after all.

            "Kuriboh want old man to hurry.  Kuriboh think old man too old for this."

            "Be quiet.  You would be tired if you were 1032 years old.  Of course you wouldn't be tired as you are now.  It's not everyday someone encounters a six foot ball of gray fluff."  Kuriboh appears angry.

            "What you say?  You say Kuriboh six foot!"  Then Kuriboh discovered he also aged 1000 years.  Kuriboh examines his new self.  "Kuriboh no like being old.  But Kuriboh like new attack and defense power and new sharp claws.  Now Kuriboh stronger than old man was when he young!"

            Dark Sage looks worried.  He realizes that his attack is only 100 now and that Kuriboh's is now 2600.

            "Make Kuriboh young again now!"  The Dark Sage throws the Time Wizard to Kuriboh.  Now Kuriboh and the Dark Magician are back to their normal states.

            "Kuriboh and magic man continue search!"

(Location: my room   POV: First person)

            Oh no, my deck!  What happened to my deck?  All that's left here are magic cards…  Hmm?  What's this?  Two blank cards…with attack and defense points on them still?

(New Location: Mai's house   POV: chat room)

Mai: I think I'll just put on some red lipstick.  Oh yeah, I'll also put on some of this sexy perfume.

(Thumping at door)

Mai: Who could that be at six in the morning…? (Opens door)  Kuriboh?

Kuriboh: Kuriboh want Mai… (Grunts)

Mai: (Screams)

(New location: Joey's street   POV: Third person)

            "Come on, quick, I'll keep us hidden!"  The Wall of Illusion kept all of the human's deck shrouded in black.

            "Charge!" shouts the Swordstalker and he charges at Joey's house.

            "Oh brother," mumbles the dream clown.

(Location: Mai's house   POV: Chat room)

Mai: Why are you real?

Kuriboh: Magic man make Kuriboh come alive.

Dark Magician: Yes that was me.

Mai: Get away from me!  (Empties contents of underwear drawer on Kuriboh's head)

Dark Magician: Oh, bad decision.

Kuriboh: Kuriboh feel warm and fuzzy.

Dark Magician: You're always warm and fuzzy.

Kuriboh: Oh.

(Joey busts in the house)

Joey: AHHH!  Help!  Those little creeps are chasing me!  By the way, nice outfit (drools).

Mai: The Kuriboh is trying to make a move on me!

Kuriboh: Kuriboh want Mai.  Mai sexy and smell good too.

Swordstalker: Ooh, I want the Malevolent Nuzzler; she's turquoise and sexy too (drools).

Joey: Yeah, he's right, you do smell nice.

Swordstalker: Who you talking about?

Joey: I'm talking about Mai…

Kuriboh: Girl.

Swordstalker: Who?

Joey: Mai!

Kuriboh: Girl.

Joey: I'm talking about Mai!

Kuriboh: Girl.

Swordstalker: Who?

Joey: Ah, forget it.

Kuriboh: What make me feel this way?

Joey: Mai…

Kuriboh: Girl.  (Starts ripping off Mai shirt)

Mai: Get away, get away!

Joey: (Eats popcorn)

Mai: (Screams)

(Location: my room   POV: First person)

            What the…  My entire deck has empty cards!

(New Location: Mai's Bedroom   POV: Chat room)

Mai: "AHH!  Get your hands off me Joey"

***Fifteen minutes later***

Mai: Care for a smoke, Joey?

A/N: *Gasp* Has Joey just done what I think he did?  More mad romping due to come!  (Drools)