A/N: More madness coming your way. And now with new and improved Kuribohs. Yay, Kuribohs. And more Mai (Drool). Also, we'll have some Taya coming up in this one (Taya, Drool).
(New Location: Taya's house POV: Third person)
Taya woke up at six thirty, when it was still starting to get bright outside. She yawned and proceeded to put on her skimpy skirt and shirt and did her morning ritual. First, she dialed Yugi's number and talked for a little bit about odds and ends. Then she gave Joey a rang on his phone and found he wasn't there.
Hmm, that's weird, Taya thought, I wonder where he could have got to. I'd better go check his house. The walk to Joey's was short and in moments she found herself knocking at his door. When it did not open, Taya entered into the house. The door was unlocked. That meant Joey had gone out lately.
Inside on his coffee table, she found a strange holder, like that of a video camcorder. It was exactly as she thought it was. The only problem with it was its lacking of a camcorder, or recording tape for that matter. Taya had an idea of where Joey might be.
She stepped outside and quickly caught the scent of brimstone and other strange scents. She followed the scents to a street and then she knew where Joey went. She rushed in past a pile of strange monsters and into the only probable place there was.
(New Location: Mai's bedroom POV: Third Person, focused on Mai)
Mai saw Taya enter the room and scream. At first, she wondered why, but then remembered Joey next to her and the lack of clothes on either of them. Mai was happy for the time being.
(New POV: Third person)
Taya was about to turn away, when Kuriboh launched at her and tried ripping off her clothes. In seconds, Kuriboh had tossed her shorts and shirt on the ground.
"Kuriboh add to collection now." Taya screamed again and tripped trying to run out of the room. Then Joey woke up.
"Mmm," he said sleepily, "Talking 'bout Mai girl…"
(New Location: my room POV: First person)
Where the hell could my monsters have gone? Oh, I know! I could get on my laptop and hack into the satellite system and search for any living organisms that lack body heat! Yes! Oh? What's this? It looks like I hacked into a camcorder of some sort. I wonder what's on it…
(New Location: Yugi Moto's house POV: Third person)
Yugi lay back on his bed and closed his eyes for a second. This would be the only bit of rest he'd get in a long, long time. Suddenly, his spirit self, Yami, took control. For Yami, in being locked in the Puzzle for so long, was not only talkative, but hormonal to boot. It seemed he could find a scene of great energy from a mile away and Yugi was carried, carried to someone's house; a house that he knew all too well.
(Location: Mai's bedroom POV: Chat room)
Taya: (Screams)
Kuriboh: Kuriboh must complete lingerie collection. Kuriboh need Taya's and Kuriboh be satisfied.
Mai: (Rolls over on Joey)
Taya: No, no!
(Yugi/Yami rushes into the room)
Yami: Mai! What is going on here?
Mai: Oh no! (Rolls off Joey and gets out of bed)
Joey: Hey, where ya goin?
Kuriboh: Kuriboh give kudos to Kuriboh, lingerie collection complete.
Taya: (Tries to cover up)
Dark Magician: Yes! Kuriboh has finished our collection!
Mai: Listen, Yami, I can explain.
Taya: Give it back you little freak!
Kuriboh: No. Kuriboh not give back.
Yami: What the hell are you doing with Joey! Of all people!
Joey: What's that supposed to mean! You sayin I'm ugly and devoid of charm, huh?
Yami: (Looks strangely at Joey)
Joey: Whaaat?
Yami: (Points at his own pants)
Joey: (Blushes)
Taya: (Jumps on Kuriboh)
Kuriboh: Kuriboh like.
Mai: (Screams)
Taya: Give it back!
(New Location: Tristan's house POV: Chatroomesque)
Tristan: (Starts making out with Serenity)
~~~~~By the way, how old is Serenity?~~~~~
(New Location: Bakura's house POV: First Person.)
Those fools! Such amateurs! I'll show them how to do it correctly, and all the while being bad ass.
(New Location: Kaibacorp HQ POV: First Person)
It's time. I'll join with Yami Bakura and show the amateurs how to do it right! And I'll be bad ass also and have cold blue eyes!
(Location: Mai's bedroom POV: Chat room
Joey: Mai girl…
Mai: No please Yami! Don't leave, please I need you! Without you I can never be sexy and seductive ever again!
Yami: Well in that case…
Taya: Aha! My thong!
Dark Magician: No! She got it back!
Kuriboh: I feel warm and fuzzy…
A/N: And so it ends! Madness number three up ahead, now with bad asses Kaiba and Bakura! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!