A/N: Hey hey everyone! I got my first flame! I feel warm and fuzzy. I'm leaving it there so I can laugh at it when I have a bad day. Because personally I think that is hilarious. More Kuriboh that sounds like Neanderthal on coke. Anyway, madness romp number three coming up.
(New Location: Streets of Domino Time: 7:00 A.M POV: Third person)
Kaiba told his limo driver to speed up. The plan was in order and everything was set. Outside, it started to get cloudy and drizzled lightly.
(New Location: Mai's living room POV: Chat room)
Dark Magician: How goes the collection?
Kuriboh: Kuriboh thought complete, but Kuriboh find not complete.
Dark Magician: Well what else do we need?
Kuriboh: Kuriboh not sure.
(New Location: Skies of Domino POV: Third Person)
Being in the air was a different approach, but a more probable one. Kaiba peered down for the street and found it immediately. Then a lightning bolt hit him and he fell.
(New Location: Mai's street Time: 7:06 AM POV: First person)
Where the hell is Kaiba? He said to be here at 7:05 sharp! I should have known he wouldn't have gotten his rich ass down here to follow through with the plan. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to make a new plan.
(Location: Mai's bedroom POV: Chat room)
Joey: Man, I'm tired
Mai: You should be.
Yami: What's that supposed to mean?
Taya: Yeah!
Joey: Geez sure is gray outside. (Opens window) Brrr! And cold! (Closes Window)
Yami: And cloudy too.
(Piece of paper appears on bed)
Joey: What this? (Read it) I've got sunshine.
Mai: On a cloudy day?
Yami: But it's cold outside.
Joey: Not to mention the month of May.
Taya: That is strange.
Mai: That's strange…
Taya: That's what I just said!
Mai: Oh, oops.
(Location: Mai's living room POV: Third person)
Bakura was just ready to enter the house, when something fell on the sidewalk next to him. However, Yami Bakura decided to forget about that and enter the house.
(New POV: Chat room)
Bakura: (Enters room) what the heck…
Kuriboh: AHHHH! (Attacks Bakura)
Bakura: Ack you freak get off, off!
Kuriboh: (Let's go of Bakura)
Dark Magician: Hmm?
Kuriboh: White haired sexy man not female.
Bakura: Damn straight!
Kuriboh: White haired sexy man have cute accent.
Bakura: Where's Mai?
Dark Magician: Who?
Bakura: Mai!
Kuriboh: Girl.
Dark Magician: I believe she is in the bedroom with Yugi and Joey.
Bakura: What!
Kuriboh: I walk in while ago and see Mai offer Joey smoke.
Bakura: Hmmm…
(New Location: Tristan's house POV: Chatroomesque)
Tristan: (Still making out with Serenity)
(Location: Mai's bedroom POV: Chat room)
Bakura: (Enters room with Kuriboh on back)
Joey: What are you here for, Bakura?
Kuriboh: Kuriboh and white haired sexy man friends.
Taya: Ooo, sexy…
Yami Yugi: Oh no, too sexy…
Bakura: Yes that's right! I shall rule the world with my sexiness!
Mai: I'm sexier!
Bakura: Are not!
Mai: Are too!
Bakura: Are not!
Mai: Are too!
Bakura: How about we take a poll to see who's sexier?
Mai: Sure! You know I'll win.
Bakura: You will fail! In addition to my supreme sexiness, I have a cute British accent!
Mai: (Gasp)
Bakura: See watch, we'll talk a poll!
Mai: Alright! Okay, everyone right their answer on a large piece of paper!
Bakura: First, let me use my sexy summon to summon Tristan, Serenity and Kaiba to take part! (Uses sexy summon)
(Everyone rights their answer then comes up to the camera alone and Survivor-style)
(Start Survivor scene)
Joey: I choose Mai. She's damn sexy and can do some pretty amazing things in bed. Sexiness flows through her.
Tristan: I didn't really want to do this but… Mai is the sexier of the two. Sorry Bakura.
Yami Yugi: Two words. Yami Bakura. Too sexy, I'm being suffocated…
Taya: Ooo, that Bakura is so hot; I just want to eat him up like ice cream. Vanilla ice cream…
Kaiba: Bakura. That silver white hair and cute accent. Who could resist?
Dark Magician: Mai is sexier and her lingerie is just…
Serenity: (Shivers) Bakura's sexiness gives me the shivers…
Kuriboh: Kuriboh think both sexy. Mai girl sexy. White haired sexy man also very sexy. Kuriboh can't decide so Kuriboh say both the sexiest.
(End survivor scene)
Bakura: Aha! Everyone has voted, now lets see who's sexier!
Kaiba: I'll do the honors!
Mai: Fine!
Kaiba: Okay the result is… (Drum roll)… Five for Bakura and… (Another drum roll)… Four for Mai!
Mai: What!
Bakura: That's right! I knew I was the sexiest!
Mai: That's not fair!
Bakura: Yes it is and you know it! You know I'm sexier than you!
Mai: (trembles) But, but… We still haven't asked the readers!
Everyone: (Gasp)
A/N: (Gasp) who do you think is sexier? Bakura or Mai? You get one vote. Use it wisely (Tell it in your review, which you know you want to write). (Drool).