A/N: Another installment. I don't know what to say in Author's Note's anymore. (Drools)
(Location: Mai's Bedroom Time: 7:30 AM POV: First person, narrative)
The results are in, and you are about to see who is sexier; Bakura or Mai. My internet's a bit screwed up and, while I get the review alerts, my computer doesn't show all the reviews. Maybe it's just fanfiction.net though, so I don't know. Anyway…
(New POV: Chat room)
Kaiba: …the results are… Mai: 6 Bakura: 7
Bakura: Ha! I knew I was sexier!
Mai: (Starts crying)
Kuriboh: White haired sexy man wins! Kuriboh go with him now.
Bakura: Come Kuriboh; hold my hand so I can teleport with you by using my Super Sexy Teleport! (Teleports)
Mai: I…lost…
Joey: Don't worry; you can still be my bitch.
Mai: (Slaps Joey)
Joey: (Gets slapped)
(New Location: my living room POV: First person)
Hey! What the hell are you doing!
(New Location: Somewhere in the Egyptian Desert POV: First person)
What's this! My Millennium Rod is telling me that someone is being ultimately sexy. This can't be happening! I'm the supreme ruler of sexiness!
(Location: Mai's bedroom POV: Third person)
Yami knelt on the ground and grabbed his head, which had suddenly starting hurting. He looked over at Mai and Joey, who were having a heated argument, and shook hi head. Yami's head hurt because his sexiness meter was off the charts. There were three extremely sexy people nearby and he knew of two; the third he could only guess.
"Stop!" he shouted, and Joey and Mai stopped their bickering.
"What's up Yuge," Joey said.
"It's my sexiness meter! There are just too many sexy people around!"
(New Location: United Airlines commercial plane POV: Third person)
Malik sat in his uncomfortable airplane seat for what seemed like an eternity. He was ready. He was ready to reclaim his sexiness over the possessor of the Ring. It was time
(New Location: Tristan's house POV: Chat room)
Tristan: (Starts making out with Serenity)
(Bakura and Kuriboh break through the front door)
Bakura: Quick Kuriboh, do what we planned!
Kuriboh: (Grabs Serenity and brings her back to Bakura)
Tristan: What are you going to do with her!
Kuriboh: White haired sexy man need young sexy girl. (Jumps on Kuriboh) Mmm, smell nice.
Tristan: But…
Bakura: (Evil laugh)
(New Location: Domino Airport POV: First person)
I arrived at the Airport it what seemed a matter of seconds. Hmm, that is weird. Oh no! I sense another with a sexiness meter! But wait, that is no matter to me, I am the hot possessor of the Rod. What? Bakura appears to have taken a sexy girl, according to my sexy-locator.
(New Location: Bakura's house POV: Third Person)
Bakura entered his house followed by Kuriboh and Serenity. Then suddenly, a large rock hit him in the head.
"OW! Hey what's going on here! My sexometer tells me that there's a sexy person very close. Oh no! The Arab hottie is here! Damn you Malik!
(Location: Mai's bedroom POV: Third Person)
"Quick everyone! We have to stop him!" Joey, Taya, Mai and the Dark Magician all followed Joey. Kaiba disappeared mysteriously.
(Location: Bakura's house POV: Chat room)
Bakura: Serenity, this way!
Kuriboh: Kuriboh not let you take hot young girl yet. Kuriboh need to finish collection.
Serenity: (Screams)
Bakura: Maybe if you tried asking, they would give it to you!
Serenity: Yes, ask me nicely and I'll consider it.
Kuriboh: (Sighs) Kuriboh want hot young girl underwear. Please?
Serenity: Oh alright. (Hands Kuriboh her underwear)
Kuriboh: Kuriboh feel warm and fuzzy.
Bakura: My sexometer! He's coming.
(Hot Arab enters the house)
Malik: His Royal Sexiness has entered!
Bakura: No that's my name!
(Yugi and everyone else enter house)
Dark Magician: Is our collection complete?
Kuriboh: Not yet.
Mai and Taya: Oh, His Sexiness… (Both giggle and swarm up to him)
Yami Yugi: Damn you Malik!
Joey: Yeah, what he said!
Malik: Who's sexier now?
Bakura: That's just because you're a hot Arabian!
Yami Yugi: Can't take it anymore! I'm hot too!
Kuriboh: Kuriboh think hot Arab man sexy. Kuriboh think hot young girl sexier. (Jumps on Serenity). Kuriboh say Yami hot too.
Joey: What! I'm sexy too!
(Silence)
Joey: Cute? Cuddly? Adorable?
Kuriboh: Kuriboh like cuddly blond man.
Bakura: This house is only big enough for one sexy ruler and that's me!
Mai and Taya: (Gasp)
Malik: You sure about that?
(Kaiba appears suddenly)
Kaiba: We'll have to take another poll!
Everyone: No! God Damn it!
Kaiba: Yes!
(New POV: First person, narrative)
Now I ask you the reader who is the supreme sexy ruler of the world. Is it Malik, Mai, Yami Yugi, Bakura, Joey or Kuriboh?
A/N: That's it. Tell me the sexiest, mwahaha!