A/N: The Mysterious Flamer returned. And he said he liked it until the end… Uhhh, which end? There are four chapters… Anyway, Kuriboh is male. And I am MALE, MALE, a GUY. Happy Trails.
(Location: Bakura's house POV: Chat room)
Kaiba: (Receives mysterious piece of paper) Okay, the results are in. (Reads paper) And the winner is…………Malik!
Malik: Told you! No one can beat my extreme hotness and sexiness!
Yami Yugi: (Grabs throat) Ahh, suffocating…
Bakura: No, that can't be!
Mai and Taya: (Giggles)
Kuriboh: Sexy white haired man bested by bronze hottie?
Malik: Yes!
Bakura: Nooooooooo…
Dark Magician: Where did the blond one go?
Yami Yugi: What?
(New Location: Joey's house POV: First person)
Ha ha, this is gonna be so great…
(Location: Bakura's house POV: Third person)
Malik left Bakura's house at precisely 7:47 AM, followed by Taya and Mai. Bakura was still bitter about his overwhelming defeat by Malik. Yugi had also left. Now his only companions were Kuriboh and the Dark Magician. Serenity and Kaiba had disappeared mysteriously.
"Now Kuriboh," Bakura said, "We need to think of a plan to claim back my sexiness."
(New Location: CLASSIFIED POV: Chat room)
Malik: (Enters room) No doubt Bakura is plotting something to reclaim his sexiness, so I must plot something to keep him from doing that. Hmmm…
(Location: Joey's house POV: First Person)
Alright, everything's set!
(Location: Yugi's house POV: Third Person)
When Yugi got home, he put on his regular clothes, including all his fetish buckles. He was tired. Then a bird flew into his chest. That little shit.
(Location: Bakura's house POV: Third Person)
Bakura had just finished with his plot to reclaim sexiness. Kuriboh looked over his collection and figured that everything was in order. Meanwhile, the Dark Magician was using his magic to install a sexy-locator into Bakura. Then Bakura would be an unstoppable force of sexiness.
(Location: CLASSIFIED POV: Chat room)
(And now an experiment, with thanks to a happy reviewer, who knows who she/he is.)
Bakura: (Breaks into the house)
Malik: What! No! Damn you Cookie!
Bakura: That's right Maliky, you're about to be ousted.
Kaiba: (Appears) is another vote coming on?
Malik: No Kaiby, there will not be a vote in this chapter.
Kaiba: Awwww……
Yami Yugi: Where's the party?
Bakura: Put a cap on it Yummi, or is it Marshmallow?
Taya: Someone call?
Malik: Go away you Sadistic Psycho Bitch!
Taya: (Gasp)
Kuriboh: Nicknames make Kuriboh warm and fuzzy.
Yami Yugi: Ick…
(Location: Joey's house POV: First Person)
It's time…
(New Location: Tristan's house. POV: Third person)
Randomly, a small rock knocks Tristan out.
(Location: CLASSIFIED POV: Chat room)
Kaiba: Looks like we're going to have to do another vote.
Malik: For what!
Kaiba: I dunno. Because we have to.
Bakura: But I don't want to!
Malik: Yeah, me neither.
Yami Yugi: This is getting boring.
Bakura: Yeah, we need some excitement.
(POV: First person)
Exciting, I'll give them something exciting…
(POV: Chat room)
Malik: What's that scuffling sound?
Kaiba: Maybe we should another poll…
Malik: (grumble, grumble)
Kaiba: Okay then! I'll ask the readers! What is that scuffling sound? Is it A)…
Malik: (snore)
(New Location: Unknown building POV: Third person)
Little Timmy was walking. Then he tripped. He cried to his mommy. Then a one foot ball of fuzz started choking him.
(Location: CLASSIFIED POV: Chat room)
Kaiba: Okay, what is that scuffling sound? Tell me! And fast!
A/N: So, write in your review what it is. Is it Joey, trying to make a dramatic entrance? Is it Kuriboh? Am I just paranoid?