A/N; Signo and Eponine back again now this is a crazy story, and we will be back soon to say who everyone is now READ
Emma Watson entered K.F.C. The minute she stepped in to the place she was mobbed for her autograph.
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Hey!" Shouted Kurt. "Zis isn't her fanfic! Stupid blondes taking over ozer peoples stories."
"That's not fair!" Replied Felicia. " I'm blonde!"
"Vell zis is actually not your part of the story, so technically you are taking it over."
Emma Watson suddenly realised that this wasn't Madame Puddifoots and that she wasn't on the set of Harry Potter 7.
"Rupert?" She said. "I don't think we're in Hogsmeade anymore."
"Hey that's my Line!" Declared Dorothy.
"Who's she?" Asked Shrek.
"Where did you come from?" Said Kayley
"Who?" Asked Garrett
"The big green guy" replied Frodo
"Helpful, since I can't see."
"My precious." Interrupted Gollum, pointing to Joseph's coat.
"Hey!" Said Marius "This isn't the Barricades. Where's Enjolras? Hey, 'Ponine, you got us lost again."
"Don't blame her, you were the one reading the map upside down!" Announced Knuckles, whacking Marius over the head.
"My precious" Said Gollum again, tearing up Joseph's coat. "No! I killed my precious!" Gollum began to cry, until Mia handed him her tiara.
"My Love!" Screamed Cosette, glomping Marius. Eponine stood and watched until…
"Casper the friendly ghost, the friendliest ghost you know…"
"Help!" Screamed Barney, leaping onto Miguel.
"Help!" Screamed Miguel, leaping on to Shaggy.
"Where's my lightsaber gone?"
"Who said that?" Screamed Song.
"Anakin Skywalker!" Declared Anakin.
"Who's he?" Asked Garrett.
"He's the guy with the blue thing, wearing brown." Frodo told him.
"I… Can't… See…!" Yelled Garrett, bringing his stick down hard. He couldn't see though, so he hit Sirius and Jas.
"Hey, this isn't my sword!" Cried Zara, brandishing Anakin's lightsaber.
"Hello!" Shouted Gonff. "We're trying to fight Tsarmina here!"
"What ho! A foe?" Cried Sid, waving Zara's sword.
"Hey!" She shrieked trying to wrest it from him.
"I am Jas and I have class!" Chanted Jas, dancing on the tables. Kitty phased him through them.
"Give us our fic back!" She shrieked. "You guys don't even have fanfics." Sirius, Jas, Zara, Luke, Alex and Matt glared at her.
"Oh well!" Luke cried " We could beat you guys any day. Well, maybe not them." At which he pointed to Sirius and Jas.
"Why does everyone keep stealing other people's lines?" Yelled Geoffrey. "Dorothy, I know how you feel!"
Gollum, who was getting annoyed with all the noise, threw Mia's tiara at Geoffrey's head.
"You stole my precious!" He screamed unexpectedly and began to attack him. The tiara hit Joseph who stopped trying to chat up Eponine and ran toward Gollum, proceeding to knock over Knuckles who jumped up and hurled himself at Joseph.
"Honestly!" Yelled The Doctor, stepping out of his Tardis. He got hit by Knuckles and regenerated into…
Darth Vader!
"No Luke, I am your father." He announced.
"What!" Luke screamed, turning to Zara. "Who is this guy?"
"He's the one with the helmet on, wearing black." Replied Frodo. Garret screamed loudly.
"I… CAN'T SEE!"
A/N we WILL be back R+R