A is for Archie and his perfect ass B is for Bush and for making it last C is for Clayton, our favorite one D is for drunk...oh admit it, it's fun!
E is for Eccleston...God I feel ill!
F's for have fun, 'cause you know that we will!
G is for grabbing...well, what's that ass for?
H is for Hornblower...need I say more?
I's for 'Aye aye, sir, I'll be a good girl'
J's for Jack Simpson...watch the claws uncurl K is for kinky memories to keep L is for looking in hide-and-go-seek M is for Mathews...old, but strong N's for the naughty but right kind of wrong O is for Oldroyd...well, he's kinda hot P is for Pellew...okay, maybe not!
Q is for queers cause we know there's a few R is for randy...hey, that was my que!
S'd be for Styles if he weren't that ugly T is for thrusting and thrashing and three U is for ugly ass mingers aboard V's for variety in my bed, of course!
W's for whispers, wicked and whips X for X-rated goings on in the ships Y is for yummy...in other words, me!
Z is the zzz's of satisfactory.