The WR song

by Einna Aroura Du'an

Nauty words. Anyone who's heard the song before can understand how I can put it to Simpson.

Wanker song

(Sung by Simpson...I couldn't resist)

When I was a little lad I always would

Try to play with the lovely little girls if I could

They'd run and scream, as you can understand

So in the end I fell in love with my right hand

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well shoud

I'm a wanker, I''m a wanker

And I'm always pulling my pud

I waited and I waited but I never once was kissed

So I just stuck to pleasure at the tugging of the wrist

It's easy and it's simple

If a little risky

It's available anywhere

And it's almost as vile as me!

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well shoud

I'm a wanker, I''m a wanker

And I'm always pulling my pud

I once used the watch bell,

I've used rats and the ships cat

The water method suits me great

And I once tried my old hat!

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker

And it does me good like it bloody well shoud

I'm a wanker, I''m a wanker

And I'm always pulling my pud