"Going Nowhere.Except Crazy"

CHAPTER THREE! (Making progress, yes?)

Amanda: Thanks again to all the pleasant reveiws, I really enjoy reading them. I don't know how long this chapter will be. It all depends on how much time I have, really. But I would like to dedicate it to my good friend, Cam, who I won't be seeing for a long time now because shes moving to florida. DARN YOU FLORIDA! (lol no offense to floridans)

Sailor Moon: I have returned from the sponteous combustion world to leave Cam with this message- "HOT POCKETS: DOWN ON THE FARM! (read The Messed Up Game of Truth or Dare for details on THAT whole thing)

Amanda: I've been eating waaay to many sugar cubes! (Yeah right!) Well anyway, on with the story!

Chapter 3: Unexpected Help

Before the Mews could even think another word, the burning plane seemed to screech to a halt in mid-air.

"What the...?" Pudding started but was interupted by evil laughter from just outside the plane.

"Hey, just because we have ribbons trailing from our backsides and are trying to destroy the human race doesn't mean we're ALL bad!" Tart joked from outside the window. The mews gasped in unison: were the aliens -Pie, Kish, Tart- really holding up the plane?

Pudding giggled. "Awww thats so cute!" On some sort of sudden impulse she lept up threw a window that had magically disappeared, and onto the plane wing. "Is my Tar-Tar here to save me? I feel so special!"

Tart blushed, the mews inside the plane trying their best to conceal their laughter.

"Heh...my lil Tarty's growin up!" Pie mocked, both him and Kish doubled up laughing.

Tart got angry. "Hey, at least I don't have to kidnap my girlfriends!" he shot back.

"You can kidnap me any time you want, Tar Tar!" Pudding smiled.

Pie got serious. "Oh that was low, Tart. Real low."

"Well its true!" Tart stuck out his tongue, mockingly.

"DIE YOU LITTLE FREAK!" Pie exploded after Tart, but Kish held him back. "Woah there. May I escort you to some anger management classes?" he chuckled. Everyone was thurougly enjoying the chaotic scene.

All the while, no one seemed to notice they were slowly lowering. Suddenly, the plane hit the ground with a slight boom. The normal passengers looked out side and cheered.

"We're saved!" yelled one.

"I'll live to see another day!" cheered another.

"I think I left my wallet up there," groaned some old guy.

The mews walked out, the aliens still levitating and bickering above them.

"It's decided," Mint crossed her arms. "I am SO never going on a plane again!" The others laughed.

"I still don't get why they saved us though," Zakuro pointed out.

"Maybe we know something important?" Lettuce suggested.

"Maybe Tart really cares!" Pudding sighed.

Ichigo pulled out a ticket. "Well I suggets we find some food then or hotel," she said. "Seeing as we've obviously reached our destination."

Everyone looked up to see blinking lights reading "WELCOME TO BRAZIL!"

Amanda: Ok thats it for now, I gotta get ready for dance. Feel free to send me suggestions and chapter-dedication-requests, I'm looking to spice this thing up!

Comment PLEASE! Thanks!