(Disclaimer: Finally, I put one. I don't own anything in this so far except
for Dale Jr's Club, anything to do with Evolution Stution, the Jefferson
Mob Gang, David Casey & Joshua Wolfe, but Josh is my friend, so not really
do I own him, but I own him when he's a character in this story.) But
anyhow, no one owns the real stuff of FANFICTION, only the made-up
characters and objects, etc. I'm talking too much, anyhow, just read &
review please! Thank you)
CHAPTER 4 - WARZONE: The Battle
All 5 men are having a conversation and the TV is on the News Channel.
DALE: So anyhow, Bobby, I want you to go to the Warzone and help my men beat Evolution Stution. BOBBY: Sure, boss.
KERRY: Good luck, Bobby.
Then a TV Report was shown before Bobby left the club, Kent Brockman was reporting.
KENT: We are reporting in a helicopter live above Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s Club, where a giant war is taking place, about 120 men in tuxedos and about 120 men in T-Shirts and Sweatpants, apparently they are 2 teams. Also the cops are getting engaged in the war, but are very unsuccesful for 2 reasons. Number 1 is the fact that the cops don't know who to try to arrest or kill, Number 2, neither team gives a damn, so, they will just kill the cops. Oh shit! Rocket Launcher! At Me! Hey Pilot, Floor IT!
They barely escaped. Now we looked to the Jefferson Mob Gang's Club.
DALE: Oh crap! Ok Bobby, good luck!
Terry Labonte enters the club.
TERRY: Bobby, I have an idea, here's what we can do, get one of our Oddseys and load it with a bomb and then tell the Evolution Stution men that they get the Oddsey. KERRY: It's not a very good idea, sorry Terry, but they will think we are suspicious. The main thing to do is just take our guns and go kill them. DALE: Bobby, here's your mission, just take a car, go to the war and kill Robby Gordon. KERRY: Dale! How the hell will he find 1 person in a 250 person war!
DALE: Better idea! Get all of our members the hell out of there and then throw a few grenades to kill them all! All of the men except 10 have cars. So go and get the guys and then have 1 member in the passenger seat, 2 in the middle row, 3 in the back row, and you know how the Oddseys have that kind of trunk where you can see the driver and stuff and you don't suffocate. So get 4 back there. Then those Evolution Stution members will be taken care of. BOBBY: Ok.
Bobby leaves the club and takes and Oddsey and drives to the area, he gets out and YELLS LOUDLY...
BOBBY: All Jefferson Mob Gang and Dale Jr. Gang members flee!
The members run and Bobby throws a 4 grenades in the areas of the Evolution Stution members, the remaining 16 members take an Evolution Stution limo. 2 of those remaining members are Robby Gordon & Dave Batista. Those other 10 members and Bobby jump into the van. They start driving away with an Evolution Stution limo on their tail. What the members of each group start doing is trying to shoot each other from out the windows.
MEMBER: Bob, quick, let's switch seats and you can shoot Robby Gordon, he's shooting at my side. BOBBY: Sure.
The member switches seats with Bobby really fast. Then Bobby takes his sniper rifle and aims for Robby's head.
BOBBY (To himself, aiming): Aim, Zoom, Aim, Fire!
He shoots at Robby's head, it falls off.
(Inside the limo, the middle part where Batista and 6 other members are.)
BATISTA: Oh Shit! Robby!
ROBBY: Dieing! Have no head! Dead!
Robby dies.
BATISTA: God damn Labonte! I'm gunna fucking kill him!
Batista takes his shotgun and aims out the window.
BATISTA: Hey Bobby LaShithead. Look over here. BOBBY: Fuck you bitch!
Bobby shoots Batista in the chest.
(Back inside the limo)
MEMBER: OH SHIT DAVE!
MEMBER #2: OH MY GOD! MEMBER #3: KILL LASHITHEAD! MEMBER #4: His name's Labonte. MEMBER #5 (With a mask): Time to die homies, Viva La Raza! (Pulls off his mask revealing Eddie Guerrero!) EDDIE: Time to die vatos!
Eddie Guerrero then takes his shotgun and kills all 5 members in that room of the limo. He then opens the back window and throws a grenade in there, he opens the door and jumps out onto the street as the limo explodes!
EDDIE: Oh yeah holmes, Viva La Raza, rot in hell Batista!
Eddie walks away, we look back to the van.
MEMBER #1: HOLY SHIT! Eddie Guerrero just killed the members of Evolution Stution in that limo. BOBBY: Hah! Robby Gordon is dead! So is Batista! HAHAHAHA! ALL MEMBERS (INCLUDING BOBBY): Oh yeah!
Bobby drives back to Dale Jr.'s Club with those other members. The 10 members walk inside in front of Bobby. Dale Jr. meets Bobby at the door.
DALE: Great Job Labonte! Come back tommorrow for some more work. BOBBY: Yep.
Bobby leaves and goes home, he flips on the TV. Dan Abrams is reporting.
ABRAMS: We are here live across the street from Evolution Stution casino and near the sidewalk of the Portland Hospital. Apparently, a man got the dudes in T-Shirts and sweatpants (Dale Jr.'s group) out of there and threw a grenade at the men in tuxedos (EVOLUTION STUTION) blowing each and everyone except 16 up. Then the T-Shirt/Sweatpants dudes jumped into a van, 10 of those guys didn't have a vehicle, but the other men of the T- Shirt/Sweatpant dudes had vehicles, 5 jumped into each vehicle. But that's not important, 16 of the tuxedo men and a driver jumped into the limo. Apparently 1 of those 16 turned out to be Eduardo (Eddie) Guererro, who was in custody because he blew up the limo. So all of those tux men are dead. This war is over and apparently the cops were just going to let the groups handle it on there own, so they released Eddie Guerrero from the jail and he is now free too. So, the war is over and the tuxs are finished. BOBBY: HAHA!
We shift to the Evolution Stution casino where Ric Flair & Triple H are in their office watching the same thing until it ended.
HHH: God Damn! Orton's dead, Batista's dead, and our newest but now deceased member Robby Gordon. Jesus Christ! What the hell are we going to do. That was over half of my men, gone! GRRRRR! I was gonna make Robby the 4th President. But now I don't even have a 3rd! Nach! We have to do something about this. FLAIR: WOOO! You bet! But there's something I have to tell you.
HHH: What?
FLAIR: We only killed 1 member of their team. HHH: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT THE FK is wrong with my god damn team! We need REVENGE! We need it!
FLAIR: I know, and that's exactly what we are going to do.
CHAPTER 4 - WARZONE: The Battle
All 5 men are having a conversation and the TV is on the News Channel.
DALE: So anyhow, Bobby, I want you to go to the Warzone and help my men beat Evolution Stution. BOBBY: Sure, boss.
KERRY: Good luck, Bobby.
Then a TV Report was shown before Bobby left the club, Kent Brockman was reporting.
KENT: We are reporting in a helicopter live above Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s Club, where a giant war is taking place, about 120 men in tuxedos and about 120 men in T-Shirts and Sweatpants, apparently they are 2 teams. Also the cops are getting engaged in the war, but are very unsuccesful for 2 reasons. Number 1 is the fact that the cops don't know who to try to arrest or kill, Number 2, neither team gives a damn, so, they will just kill the cops. Oh shit! Rocket Launcher! At Me! Hey Pilot, Floor IT!
They barely escaped. Now we looked to the Jefferson Mob Gang's Club.
DALE: Oh crap! Ok Bobby, good luck!
Terry Labonte enters the club.
TERRY: Bobby, I have an idea, here's what we can do, get one of our Oddseys and load it with a bomb and then tell the Evolution Stution men that they get the Oddsey. KERRY: It's not a very good idea, sorry Terry, but they will think we are suspicious. The main thing to do is just take our guns and go kill them. DALE: Bobby, here's your mission, just take a car, go to the war and kill Robby Gordon. KERRY: Dale! How the hell will he find 1 person in a 250 person war!
DALE: Better idea! Get all of our members the hell out of there and then throw a few grenades to kill them all! All of the men except 10 have cars. So go and get the guys and then have 1 member in the passenger seat, 2 in the middle row, 3 in the back row, and you know how the Oddseys have that kind of trunk where you can see the driver and stuff and you don't suffocate. So get 4 back there. Then those Evolution Stution members will be taken care of. BOBBY: Ok.
Bobby leaves the club and takes and Oddsey and drives to the area, he gets out and YELLS LOUDLY...
BOBBY: All Jefferson Mob Gang and Dale Jr. Gang members flee!
The members run and Bobby throws a 4 grenades in the areas of the Evolution Stution members, the remaining 16 members take an Evolution Stution limo. 2 of those remaining members are Robby Gordon & Dave Batista. Those other 10 members and Bobby jump into the van. They start driving away with an Evolution Stution limo on their tail. What the members of each group start doing is trying to shoot each other from out the windows.
MEMBER: Bob, quick, let's switch seats and you can shoot Robby Gordon, he's shooting at my side. BOBBY: Sure.
The member switches seats with Bobby really fast. Then Bobby takes his sniper rifle and aims for Robby's head.
BOBBY (To himself, aiming): Aim, Zoom, Aim, Fire!
He shoots at Robby's head, it falls off.
(Inside the limo, the middle part where Batista and 6 other members are.)
BATISTA: Oh Shit! Robby!
ROBBY: Dieing! Have no head! Dead!
Robby dies.
BATISTA: God damn Labonte! I'm gunna fucking kill him!
Batista takes his shotgun and aims out the window.
BATISTA: Hey Bobby LaShithead. Look over here. BOBBY: Fuck you bitch!
Bobby shoots Batista in the chest.
(Back inside the limo)
MEMBER: OH SHIT DAVE!
MEMBER #2: OH MY GOD! MEMBER #3: KILL LASHITHEAD! MEMBER #4: His name's Labonte. MEMBER #5 (With a mask): Time to die homies, Viva La Raza! (Pulls off his mask revealing Eddie Guerrero!) EDDIE: Time to die vatos!
Eddie Guerrero then takes his shotgun and kills all 5 members in that room of the limo. He then opens the back window and throws a grenade in there, he opens the door and jumps out onto the street as the limo explodes!
EDDIE: Oh yeah holmes, Viva La Raza, rot in hell Batista!
Eddie walks away, we look back to the van.
MEMBER #1: HOLY SHIT! Eddie Guerrero just killed the members of Evolution Stution in that limo. BOBBY: Hah! Robby Gordon is dead! So is Batista! HAHAHAHA! ALL MEMBERS (INCLUDING BOBBY): Oh yeah!
Bobby drives back to Dale Jr.'s Club with those other members. The 10 members walk inside in front of Bobby. Dale Jr. meets Bobby at the door.
DALE: Great Job Labonte! Come back tommorrow for some more work. BOBBY: Yep.
Bobby leaves and goes home, he flips on the TV. Dan Abrams is reporting.
ABRAMS: We are here live across the street from Evolution Stution casino and near the sidewalk of the Portland Hospital. Apparently, a man got the dudes in T-Shirts and sweatpants (Dale Jr.'s group) out of there and threw a grenade at the men in tuxedos (EVOLUTION STUTION) blowing each and everyone except 16 up. Then the T-Shirt/Sweatpants dudes jumped into a van, 10 of those guys didn't have a vehicle, but the other men of the T- Shirt/Sweatpant dudes had vehicles, 5 jumped into each vehicle. But that's not important, 16 of the tuxedo men and a driver jumped into the limo. Apparently 1 of those 16 turned out to be Eduardo (Eddie) Guererro, who was in custody because he blew up the limo. So all of those tux men are dead. This war is over and apparently the cops were just going to let the groups handle it on there own, so they released Eddie Guerrero from the jail and he is now free too. So, the war is over and the tuxs are finished. BOBBY: HAHA!
We shift to the Evolution Stution casino where Ric Flair & Triple H are in their office watching the same thing until it ended.
HHH: God Damn! Orton's dead, Batista's dead, and our newest but now deceased member Robby Gordon. Jesus Christ! What the hell are we going to do. That was over half of my men, gone! GRRRRR! I was gonna make Robby the 4th President. But now I don't even have a 3rd! Nach! We have to do something about this. FLAIR: WOOO! You bet! But there's something I have to tell you.
HHH: What?
FLAIR: We only killed 1 member of their team. HHH: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT THE FK is wrong with my god damn team! We need REVENGE! We need it!
FLAIR: I know, and that's exactly what we are going to do.